Great Thick Job, Universe!

I feel just a little awkward typing this, but hey, if you’re here, you masturbate, so, whatever.
You know, as great as adult women are compared to teenage girls, sometimes I still look at teens, you know? I really wasn’t with enough girls at all when I was a teenager, and the thing about teenager girls is you gotta be a teenager to get with ’em. Now that I’m older than that, they’re mainly jailbait. They usually have a lot of growing to finish doing to become the big beautiful women they’re going to grow into, so grown women are better, but still. Sometimes I miss being with teens, so I think about teen girls sometimes. Anyways…
So I was in the house the other day in the afternoon jerkin’ off, thinking about a big titted piece of thick jailbait when I heard a noise that sounded like it could’ve been a knock on the door. I stopped and thought that that was kind of soft sounding to be a knock on the door, but it could be. Maybe, just maybe, there was a possibility, I was thinking, that there could be someone at the door worth cutting off a fap session for, so I went to go see if somebody was there. So I had stopped jacking off about a big titted piece of thick jailbait to answer the door, and guess what was on the other side of it?! A big titted piece of thick jailbait!!!!!! Well how about that? Great job, universe! There’s something that’ll never happen again.
She came to the door to sell something.

Honestly, she was nothing to write home about, but still. You gotta admit that’s pretty lucky stuff. Here’s a picture of her, before you let your fantasies over how big she could’ve been get too far.

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