I’m well aware that a lot of people here reading his probably don’t give a care about anime, and I remember reading this blog that was giving out advice on making a good, popular blog saying that you should either keep your blog on one topic, or, if you’re going to blog about totally different things, at least do things on some sort of schedule so people can visit when you’ll be blogging about what the they care about, because when you blog about all kinds of unrelated stuff in different styles, then when you’re entertaining one group of people, you’re boring another. I’m also well aware that that was a run-on sentence. Since this anime posts about huge boobs though, and huge boobs are a huge part of this blog, I figured I could get away with this wordy anime jugg post. Plus TheBlogOfBlackStreetBBW’s actually getting a noticeable ammount of traffic from it’s anime-related posts. So here’s the story of my search for a DailyMotion big boob hentai video about four women about to gangbang thier tutor (Actually, he’s only the tutor for one of them, because the smart girl with the blue glasses, and the girls’ stacked milf mother is are in that foursome!) The story behind this post’s below the embedded vid, of course.
Last night I wasted a massive ammount of my work-on-blackstreetbbw-time on the internet trying to find this apperently obscure-ish anime because the doofus who posted it on DailyMotion didn’t have the courtesy to put the name of show he got this clip from in his clip’s description or title. Maybe I shouldn’t blame him for the problem, since he might just be posting somebody else’s repost, but then that still means there’s some guy to blame for all this.
I decided to take a break from the blackstreetbbw update I’m working on without actually switching to something that wouldn’t be relevant to blackstreetbbw by looking to see if there were any new Annie K vids I could extract frames from for vidcaps that I could go and post here. I jump on over to DailyMotion.com and go to BehemothLegion’s Channel, the best I know of to find Annie K vids if you’re not looking for super recent ones, through my subscriptions there. I didn’t notice anything new, except this big boob anime hentai video “More hentai gangbang – 1 guys with 4 horny bitches” on his favorites. Figured I look at that, and the rest of his favorites, to see if this’d be the place for tit-tanic cartoon boobs too.
So, I watch this video, plus another one later, but I didn’t get a name for it. I wanted it too, just to see what kind of stuff’d come up in Google once I had it. If I’d found this on YouTube it wouldn’t’ve been a problem because I somebody on there would’ve posted the comment “What’s this anime called?” or something like that and someone who knew would’ve stepped up with an answer, but DailyMotion doesn’t seem to allow any comments on any of their videos, even though there’s a comment button on there somewhere I swear. At least, I’m sure that comments are always automatically disabled for ‘Sexy’ category videos- the only DailyMotion videos I watch. All my videos on there are in that category though, and the site says some of them do have comments on them… but they cannot be read. Whatever. That all just made finding this hentai anime source harder.
How hard did it get? Well, that gets us to the meat of this blog post!
The first thing I did was watch all the little clips from that hentai that were on that favorites list. That didn’t help. The next thing I tried to do was see if I could pick out some of the character’s names from the japanese audio. I knew I was pretty much taking on an impossible task there, but, if they tagged any of the names with an honorary whatever, as they so often do, then I’d have a chance. I reeled in a few words or phrases I heard clearly enough o look up… but I was looking for names not language… then I think I caught one, but it was too generic… and maybe also wrong. Of course I’d already set my expectations to failure anyway, so that was cool, except it left me still at zero results. Of course I got nothing on this cartoon from Google, or any other search engine. I got another ‘lead’ at the end of the first video, and it actually made me feel a little worse: the clip had the show’s title logo stuff at the end of it- in japanese characters, of course. That actually wouldn’t’ve been too much for me to handle if they’d kept the ‘lettering’ really basic and just used hiragana (the most basic, sense-making japanese script), or mostly hiragana, because I can actually recognize most hiragana symbols on sight, and even if I didn’t recognize what I was seeing, looking them up is simple enough, and my limited familiarity with them’d make a lookup a snap. There was some hiragan in there, but most of the show’s title was in katakana and kanji. Katakana, I know nothing about, except that it’s supposed to make sense, but kanji, all I know of that is that it doesn’t make any sense because kanji characters are pictographs!
In case you don’t know what a pictograph is, it’s when one symbol represents an entire word. So, instead of using letters that represent sounds to spell the word, instead you use a letter for the whole word. Makes a great writing shortcut and was an intuitive way to create the world’s first written words, but if you have a written language that’s entirely pictograph based, like, say, chinese, then you have a different letter to learn for every single word in the language! That’s why human beings mostly abandoned pictographs over the course of written history in favor of phonetic-whatever-ey writing systems/languages. And I think maybe the fact that the chinese language is practically the only pictograph language left, but japanese is a much smarter, letter using language, that just has a varying number (from 0 to huge) of non-mandatory pictographs thrown in it, probably has something to do with the fact that today Japan is known for making cool stuff like anime, computers, expensive robots and space station parts, and China is known for making huge piles of pollution and cheap plastic shit.
But yeah, at least there was some katakana in the title, so I had something I could look up. So it was time for me to learn my first katakana characters! Sure, I could’ve tried learning katakana on YouTube or someplace smart, but I just wanted my first letters learned to be the ones I needed so I could stop beating myself up. (Don’t take that the nasty way, because that’s now what I mean! Really! I just wanted to claim victory here and say I beat the internet and found what it was trying to keep from me through people’s boneheadedness. Hope that all came out right, ’cause I’m moving on now.) I knew, based on the look of the title and positioning of all the letters, that the kanji’d be the key to deciphering that title text, but without something I could highlight, copy and paste into Google Translate, there was no way I’d be able to use that because I couldn’t look that stuff up. I ended up messing up the rest of the stuff too, largely because it was surrounding that damn kanji, and of course that made things even worse. Still, though, I managed to learn that
is “doki doki”. I messed everything else up. Okay, so I had “‘doki-doki-something-something-somethingwrong’ hentai”. Yep. Still screwed.
I used the limited search info I had, including my total misreading and misinterpretation of the stuff after the first kanji, to do a pretty fruitless search. A dead end I ran into put me near something that looked like it could have been the manga of that, but then, from the looks of what I found, it could’ve been the manga of anything from what I knew. It’s good that the name I got from there got no results aside from the page it was on or I would’ve spent a bunch of time barking up the wrong tree with that term set. Eventually, I gave up on the advanced stuff and went ‘back to basics’ doing what I did before when looking for huge anime/hentai racks: an image search that was almost guaranteed to dissapoint (as in, I knew there was much bigger, better stuff than what I was finding, but I couldn’t find it without more specific search terms.). Guess what? I found the show!
This is what happened.
I did a pretty simple image search I was inspired by the events of the evening to do- a search I can’t even remember now, strangely. Maybe they reshuffled all the images, and that’s why I couldn’t find the pics now. I don’t know, but it was a pretty obvious set of search terms I used, whatever they were. The first thing I found was the most useful dead link I’ve ever stumbled upon in my online life. I saw what was clearly a screen grab from the exact clip I’d originally watched, except it wasn’t on DailyMotion, along with the text “hentai big boobs at school”. The link was dead though! I almost got mad when I saw the link I’d found after all that struggling was dead, but before I could get mad, I turned to the search engine you really need to use when looking for videos: YouTube. After, I was kind of searching for a YouTube link, because I knew someone there’d’ve coughed up a name by now. Popped in “hentai big boobs at school” and got exactly what I wanted: “doki doki haha musume lesson is the name of this hentai”! Thank you LordZeroSama! BTW, ‘Sama’ is a japanese honorary-titleish-thingey like I was looking for above.