I posted my own New Annie K vidcap/screencapture pics in an older post, but, unless that’s really what you wanted- no, even if you did really want those images- these are the Annie K pics you really wanted! Now stop reading and celebrate Annie K’s rack! The important Annie K, not the girls you keep finding when you google “Annie K”, so you keep having to do searches like “busty annie k” , “huge boobs annie k”, and “annie k big tits”
After getting flagged, almost seeing my YouTube on the way to being deleted, and also watching my Authpro password recurring payment fail, plus having something else happen during the same frame, I got a little more sensitive to bad blackstreetbbw news. What was the ‘something else’ that happened? Why isn’t the last thing a link? You should know I don’t currently live in the same city I shot all of blackstreetbbw’s bbw street candid vids in. Now I live with familiy as I get back on my feet from a short stint in jail I did. (That’s why there’re no entries for June! If you want to hear about that, leave a comment!) We got a phone call the other day from the cable company saying one of the computers in the house had a serious virus infection, severe enough to disrupt thier opereations, and later that day, I found out that they added that they’s have to shut us down if this didn’t get fixed! How about that? I figured the infected computer had to be mine, since it’s the oldest, least protected computer in house- and the one that was recently introduced! I found out about that last bit about the account shutdown after running an online virus scan. Seems like every time I run any kind of virus scan, my computer ends up giving set of messages about how it ‘couldn’t fix’ most of the problems and gives a list of all the failures. Only the ‘minor’ thingey’d been properly fixed, so, since I didn’t take note of the failures, except that they were all on my primary hard drive, not the external, blackstreetbbw one, I unplugged the blackstreetbbw hard disk and ran the scan again to get the files for deletion. I took note of the files the computer couldn’t fix and deleted them by hand.
I know by bad experience, that there are certain malicious programs that can’t be removed by hand because they have some built-in regeneration ability, so I checked to see if my problem was one of them. It didn’t grow back, so I assumed it wasnt’t one of those problems. Yeah though. Super early this morning I started noticing problems with the internet connection.
I was really hoping the cable company hadn’t disconnected us, but something pessimistic in me was saying, “Okay, this is it! They’ve disconnected us! Now how will I run blackstreetbbw while I fill out all these online job applications I need to fill out to get a job around here?” I had some caffiene in my system, but I had to get myself to sleep so I could follow my optimistic side’s advice and believe it was just a glitch and wait it out. Good thing it was.
LOL ending note: I opened this blog post in a new tab after finishing it, saw the words ‘Internet Disconnection…’ on it and for a split second, I got worried again! Heh.
I plan on having my long requested blackstreetbbw DVD Store up and running by September 4th! Now, before you get your hopes up too high, there’s still a chance the bottom could fall out, but I’m pretty sure this’ll be totally doable, so I’m building the store right now. Getting the technical stuff hammered out so I can roll this out ASAP. And then, of course, I’m also gonna toss out a small handful of files for the Member’s Area in that time too, regardless.
An annonymous blackstreetbbw visitor got the ball rolling. I’ve gotten a good number of emails over the past two years from people suggesting or requesting DVDs, but it was different this time, because now I’ve just recently moved closer to family. In fact, I actually moved in with family on a temporary basis, so I’m in a new city, searching for a new job, and there’s lots of potential for cool new stuff in blackstreetbbw‘s future. Honestly though, I don’t have many new vids to show you from out here in Washington D.C., because I’ve been so focused on work and money and have not gone on any candid shooting trips really, nor have I gone out for recreation. I’m not going out when I don’t need to, and I’ve got a ton of footage on my hard drive I need to make the money off of and bring to you, so yeah. Plus I haven’t been here that long to get all familiar with everywhere yet. Been laying low, working and waiting. Being here though, made it different when I got my most recent request for DVDs, because I now have access to a computer with a DVD burner! (The official blackstreetbbw computer- that you might’ve actually witnessed glimpses of in a few of the library bbw candid camera videos I posted on the web site- doesn’t even have a function CD drive, let alone a DVD burner!) I’ve been really broke lately, so even though a DVD burner isn’t too expensive, I’d break the bank buying one, plus buying a new hard drive is the current purchase priority, with free space for big new vids approaching just 20%. I’ll type you the story of how I got this broke another day, but hopefully DVDs will help me be less broke! I already know they’ll make some people happy! Now, instead of typing that valuable emailer my typical response of “Sorry, but I don’t have a DVD burner”, instead I could stop right there, check out another computer in the house to see if it had a DVD burner, then go back to that unfinished email and change it to “Yes I can!”!
Here are the details as of now. I’m planning selling custom DVDs for $14. Shipping will be free for all orders, even most international orders. NTSC and PAL formats should be available. Regular DVDs will be $12 or $13. Order through PayPal. No refunds. Custom DVDs will include all the videos you choose together on a disk, plus ones I do if you still have room left.
This could all change though, because I might decided at the last minute not to use current blackstreetbbw videos if they don’t look right on screen and do something different.
If you ever wanted a blackstreetbbw DVD because all those candid bbw vids were making your hard drive too stuffed for all your music and your other files, and you don’t have a burner, or just want to do it this way right off, then stay tuned here. You know what? Everybody stay tuned, because I might just have to use my newer camera videos to make the DVDs, so you could get some cool future stuff. Everybody stay tuned.
I you got here from Google, whatever you’re looking for is probably in one of these YouTube videos!
You read that right. Thanks to the problems story you don’t know about yet because I still haven’t written my may and june Jail Journal, I have to move clean out of the state of Virginia. Later on you’ll be able to go back through this blog and get all the details of why, plus other old stories I stalled on writing, pictures I needed to repost/re-up, plus other entries I needed to go back behind myself and get done. well, blackstreetbbw’s going to be all about the bbws of D.C. soon. No more Virginia BBWs. Stay tuned for a bunch of new candid bbw stuff from all new places, with a new camera off in the somewhat distant future. First though, I got to finish this massively huge update I’ve been working hard on. There are a lot of women in it, so keep clicking back at blackstreetbbw for new Member’s Area videos, and here for new news.
This is it! The blackstreetbbw.com webmaster’s finally going on an out of town trip. I am not going Washington to tape bbws. I’m going to spend time with family since there’s a little get-together going on, and so I can catch up with people I haven’t seen in years, but you know me…!
I know it seems like I only use my candid camera in Wal-Mart, but there’s a reasonb for that. When I started my website, I didn’t have knowledge technique, or proper, functional equipment, so I couldn’t catch quickies. In fact, setup and startup was a nightmare, so I just took my cumbersome candid equipment to places I knew for sure the women would be (Wal-Mart), and walked in with the key system components already running. Nowadays I have a lot more skill, a lot more knowledge, a lot more women already taped, and a lot more sense, so with my vastly improved video equipment I can be ready for bbw candid moments any time and anywhere! That’s why I added a note on always being ready to my Home Page. I didn’t take that bulky old setup everywhere I went, but with my current camera hat you see vids up for all over the site, I made sure that every time I stepped out of the house I had that thing in my pocket! The only time I’d be out without it were on short trips to 7-Eleven after 2 in the morning. Didn’t want to have it on me if I got stopped by the police for being out so late, or got robbed or something, ’cause you know, cops ‘n robbers are out late at night, but around here, the big women aren’t. Now I care even more than ever about being ready all the time, so you’re gonna see things on blackstreetbbw you wouldn’t’ve before.
So… I’m not going to Washington, D.C. to videotape bbws, but I went through my with-someone practice run with my new and much stealthier hidden camera, so I know I can use my new camera while I’m there and out if I see one and no one in my family, on the street, or anywhere will notice! 😉
I’ve decided to wait a little while before I show you any more blackstreetbbw new camera preview pics and/or vids, and instead will entertain you with my very interesting candid camera videography story. Or at least I think I will.
I already knew today’s candid bbw video trip would be different, but I probably would never have imagined it’d be this far from my norm!
The interestingness of the story started before I even got all the way to Virginia Beach. I’d caught the bus out at the bus station, and met this girl at the transfer point. Do you remember the slightly strange girl from this story? Well, I met up with her again here. I kind of expected to see her, because she catches busses on along this route like it’s her job or something. I mean, almost every time I go to Virginia Beach to tape women at the Wal-Mart and the mall I see her either on the way out or the way back. Anyway, seeing her is cool, because even though she’s not a bbw, she really likes to touch and massage me and stuff like that, and let me feel her up as good as you can get away with on a public bus. Too bad she’s not all that pretty, or thick/fat or anything like that, because she’s aweful nice, so I could make her my girlfriend if she were farther away from ugly. (She’s not ugly though!). If she were a ‘blackstreetbbw’ I’d definately date her! Anyways, she made the bus ride up interesting enough, and she was actually headed to Wal-Mart herself, so we made the impromptu plan to go there together. (Well, actually, she said Target at first, and of course I said okay because I can tape thick women in the Target store across the busy street from Walmart out there too, but then she switched it to Walmart.) This was perfect! Perfect practice for me and my new spy camera! I was definately going to be secretly filming bbws while I was with family members during my quickly upcoming trip to Washington D.C., so the timing of this couldn’t’ve been better. I could practice secretly videotaping women while I was with someone I wouldn’t want to get busted doing that with, both sitting at the bus stop talking to her, and walking around in my favorite store, Wal-Mart, with! I got lucky enough to find the kind of quality blackstreetbbw subjects I’d need to really make the practice sessions truly worth it too in the store, the parking lot, and on the bus bench, so I got the full lession! It was weird trying to enjoy someone’s company and still look out for bbws so I could simultaneously tape them candidly, and it was fun too. I did pretty well with it. I knew all my experience with the old not-so-stealthy [not so]spy camera would make this practice easy! Still made a few mistakes aimwise and all, but that was to be expected.
MORE OF THIS STORY COMING SOON!!! INCLUDING THE BEST PART! TUNE IN TOMORROW!!!!
You read the post about the failed attempt, but now it’s happening! I’m Going to D.C.!
It’s finally official! blackstreetbbw’s going to finally feature some candid thickie videos from outside of good ‘ol Virginia! Anywhere outside of the group of clustered cities that make up the area I live, work and shoot in would be good and count as a trip, but I’m going all the way to DC, just barely making it completely out of the state so I can say I’ll have some out-of-state candids! I’m finally getting out of VA to tape some black women from other places! Yeah! I have a college graduation to go to, but some stuff happened with my income and all, and for a while it really didn’t look like I’d be able to go, but now I’m finally leaving- and soon! I’ll be getting on the bus and heading up to the District of Columbia to spend quality time with family- and hopefully come back with a few quality bbw videos!
And by the way, I just got my brand new camera if you didn’t know already, so I’ll be using that. Got that thing right on time! Oh yeah! Now I know I definately need to make the trip to Virginia Beach I’d been trying to make but unsuccessful at! The weather just hasn’t seemed to be wanting me to make it out there to VA Beach (I won’t be going to the beach out there in that city yet though! Just the stores, like the Wal-Mart and mall. Sorry.)The weather looks like it’s trying to improve, so I think- no- I know I’m going to get on that bus and shoot my candid bbw videos in Virginia Beach, because I need that as a practice run. I need to get out of my normal area and shoot some practice candids, otherwise I’ll be trying to learn how to use the camera in the foreign environment that’ll be D.C., and be trying to do it in the presence of family members without getting caught by anyone! I’ve got to get this practice run in! The weather better cooperate!
If you found this page from a search engine, you probably found it because of my picture tags! The pictures are below!
I’d meant to post this little blackstreetbbw.com story and picture set a month ago, but then my ShareAPic account went down and my problems went up. With all the text on this blog now, and all the text that’s coming when I get to typing my upcoming ‘blackstreetbbw webmaster goes to jail’ journal stories, and with my need for fresh blackstreetbbw.com members and traffic, I figured I really needed to get this in after all. Plus, it’ll fill an open day spot on my May post blogging calendar, so here goes… The busting story’s at the bottom.
So what’s the busting story?
Turns out I already told it here!
You’ve all heard the phrase “Dangerous Curves Ahead”, but…… do curves need to be controlled?
I had something else in mind for today’s post, but before I could get to typing I heard the TV on and had to go look at it…
Lo and behold! There were overweight women on tv! And not in just quick shots, documentary style, or still before and after photos either! Nope! Real women, on an infomercial. Women who looked like they could almost pass for thick. What was I watching at 6am? 30 minutes of paid programming featuring the Kymaro Curve Control jeans. …Hmm… ‘Curve Control’. Sounded like it could be worth watching when I was up with nothing but blogging to do, especially if this commercial about curves actually featured some… It did. (Now please don’t let 1000 overweight women discover this blog because they were looking for those! I said ‘brand spanking new in an older post, and no more people searching for ‘spanking’ found this blog so maybe I’ll be OK.)
“Respect the curves“
I remember when I was a kid and I first heard about how much difficulty women have finding jeans on the radio. Long after that, when I really got to looking at women, and long after I got over the question “Mom, why are women’s pants so tight?” I got into looking at all the different shapes women come in and wondering how many jeans have to be on the rack to fit all those different women. Must be difficult, especially with designers trying to sell pants straight up and down, like that’s actually attractive, or realistic. According to the Kymaro commercial, there are virtually “no jeans for real women, with curves!” So here were these Kymaro people to save the day for some real shoppers.
They’d actually bring real women into thier ‘store’, measure them around their fat stomachs and thier hips, and then later, after focusing the camera and conversations on the details of thier nice, soft, womanly figures, hand them these jeans to go put on. There was no telling women to diet or lose weight to look better ever. Just put on the jeans, and she could look better, and thinner right now, withoug losing a pound. They did do comparison waist and hip measurements in the Curve Control jeans though to show how many inches around the women lost when the beautiful shaping power of the jeans was applied, though. This was not a commercial about fat women getting thin! It was a commercial about celebrating curvy thickness!
They said “Ladies, tuck in those shirts, and get ready to show off that tiny waist!”. That sales staement was, like, priceless, and I think it will be burned into my brain for a while.
They showed an assortment of problems, and brought in several ‘shoppers’ to show them fixing them. Problems: Muffin top, big bulging stomach like on those ‘lose stomach fat’ ads, butt cleavage (You know, crack showing), ‘Unibutt’, and of course, the most obviously devastating problem of all “Flat as a pancake posterior” (complete with camera angle). The other problems, different kind of big women lovers can excuse, or even enjoy, but that one… well, it was music to my ears to hear a woman say that a flat ass is a terrible, problem for any woman to have, at any age, and one that must be fixed! The first woman I saw was an older ugly black one who looked like she’d look bad in anything, but after she put those jeans on, there was an actual improvement. Not nearly enough to fix her old ugly ass, but still, those jeans looked a lot better on her than the gray slacks she’d worn in. There was this ugly white woman with a so-called apple shape, and a not-so ugly one with a nice pear shape, and they explained the terms, for the sake of the cave/farm dwelling people who might not know, plus all these details of how women’s jeans fit, from feel to being long enough for heels, as they laughed a little and had the pear shaped one turn around and show off that nice butt in those nice jeans so they could do some showing as explained. You could have changed the audio to “Okay all you stick loving white boys. This is what a nice ass is supposed to look like. See how it sticks out instead of going straight down? And now we’re going to show you a black girl…” I was actually watching regular U.S. cable television, and they were showing of a woman’s shapely butt. And a white girl’s at that.
So next up was that young black girl. She had a… tall… muffin top. It wasn’t sticking way out, but her jeans were cut real low, and the top of that muffin was right under her ribs, so she definately didn’t need jeans that low! That put her on there feeling that muffin top on tv as she put her thumbs in the jeans and around. This other woamn, the one with the thighs I wanted to see who probably looked the most like the typical blackstreetbbw woman, was wearing a body shaper she said, and got them to mention the concept of double muffin top! This woman didn’t have that problem, but she was about the biggest woman they showed on there though.
The repeating ‘in-between’ scenes featured overweight women buttoning their jeans, struggling to find jeans, and displaying a nice, big booty, bulging pantyline behind. I just got a girl recently after behind single for a long time and focused on other things, so it’d really been a while since I’d seen a nice look at a woamn fastening a button arounnd a soft fat belly.
And of course, the infomercial wouldn’t’ve been complete without the typical ‘Seen on TV’ sales gimmick structure. #9.95 for a pair, but buy two and get the second at $10 off. “That’s over 25%!” Yeah, it’s over 25%, by about 1.25 cents so that’s 25.03% off if my math’s right. “Just pay seperate processing.” They didn’t show the shipping and handling was- the handling parts important in keeping them from getting sued. Working as an inbound telemarketer before and taking orders for all kinds of stuff off tv- (you may think you’ were calling a nurse or law office, but really, no matter what number you were dialing you were calling us. I once had a man call to order something, the call wasn’t all that pleasant [but it could’ve been much worse], then he called for a totally different product and got me again out of hundreds of reps, back to back.) and knowing how they worked, I bet S&H was $8 a pair, so that’s $16 bucks to ship 2 pairs of jeans that take 4-6 weeks to arrive.
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Now, on with the sad story…
I’m supposed to be compiling the video file’s I’ve already edited so I could deliver the www.blackstreetbbw.com update I’ve promised, but I couldn’t even look at a blackstreetbbw video until after I got this ranty story out of my system!
I went out to work early this morning, and I made the descision to take the alternate route home because of a sign I saw for a free mini festival at a nearby church that I could swing by on my way home. You know how big church women can get. Well, I set out after work, but found almost zero. One good woman in the grocery store that I was supposed to be buying more toilet paper in but didn’t (recipe for trouble, I know), and of course, the pregnant woman who ‘led’ me to the place where I saw that flyer while I was outside spending my break. That little church event basically turned out to be some boys shooting hoops with a few women, including the very pregnant one, sitting there looking at them, but there was food- to buy. I rode past there dissappointed with no clue of how good a descision it was to take the downtown route home…
I saw unusually high traffic downtown- gridlock in fact- and thought I better put off going home until I found out where all these people- mainly women- were going. That could have been one of the best blackstreetbbw choices I ever made, because it pretty much literally made my dreams come true!
Have you read this post? Or this one? Well, those were my recent bbw candid camera dreams, and when you put them together, tone the two biggest women in them back down to realistic proportions and remove the models, that’s what was happening to me in real life!!! I got to live my candid camera dreams!
They were having a set of small festivals downtown on the water! I didn’t know that! Things started out pretty slow for a moment, which is how I like it. Give me a chance to survey the place and get my gear ready before you hit me with the women. And when I got hit with the women, did I get hit hard! The first little festival was about to end because it was scheduled to end the same time that weak church carnival I almost missed and needed to miss did. That was a children’s festival hosted by the park service and sherrif’s office. I don’t even think I need to say anything about going into a place like that to shoot candids and coming out without a scratch. It ended before I had time to find trouble, and I followed the crowd to the next festival to have my balls almost blown off by the upcoming sights! I got over there… it took a minute to see the first one… then… BAM A booty queen! Very much like the woman I used to call ‘The Booty Queen’ until she sort of got ‘usurped’ by another, except smaller… but still! I was like ‘Damn! First thing I see!’ I was taping her, but had to stop because another woman I needed to tape walked up, and then another before I could get back to her!
The woman I miss the most out of this is this real short thunder thigh woman who walked up. The fact that she was walking up from the distance would normally’ve meant I’d gotten my coveted, perfect thunder thighs rubbing together frontal shot already, but with this woman, man, the best was still to come. I had the best thunder thigh fronatal day ever. The best of the above woman being yet to come’s a good thing, though, because I couldn’t do her right right then! I had to whip the camera off another bbw to get to her, and I had to let her go because that junior booty queen had a frontal for me too that I didn’t want to miss, and even after that, I still could not go back after that thunder thigh shorty because a tit-tacularly ginormous bbw with a low cut blouse had bounced onto the scene! That video had everything it took to become the best Big Breast Video on blackstreetbbw! For real. There were pregnant women and other bbws and women around very worth taping too, including a mature with a big jiggly ass, in white pants, so you could see it all. All of that, and that was just the vendor area outside the festival! I hadn’t even gone inside it yet, but my thunder thigh thicky had, so I had to too! Even the grandmothers there were sexy (at least for older women lovers, if not everyone!), a fact driven home when I walked past ‘pear festival granny’ on my way to through the gate. I cannot remember the last time I saw a little old white lady with an ass like that. After shooting several high value subjects inside the festival, I finally caught up with the thighs to remember inside, and I tell you you’ve never seen thighs that thick and fat on a woman that short before! Plus, she had short legs for her short height, so with those thick rubbing rub tubs she was walking with, just seeing her move around was a sight to behold, and one my camera beheld well. I did so well inside the festival’s main area, but that’s also where I made what turned out to be the fatal mistakes, even though that ran against what I’d been thinking and seemed to be the safer area than the security filled vendor area. But more on that later
I was in rare form today! Everything was going my way! This is the first time in the site’s history that I went out and did everything right! And I mean everything! Even in my best videos, I can almost always find something to complain about somewhere, but not here. Not today. Every video was perfect from beginning to end. It was amazing. No glare, missed shots, off shots, color contrast proplems, shaky camera, people in the way, too bright, too dark, too fuzzy, camera acting up, angles messed up, overly cautious shooting, too close to have her all in the frame, too far away, missed the best moment. None of that, or anything else, anywhere in any of the clips. Today’s videos had the most consistenly high quality I’ve ever produced. And my techniques were all on point. Old tech, new trick, eveything was working, and the women were so ‘cooperative’ as subjects. I had this one woman where I got the best thunder thigh rubbing frontal ever because I was walking in front of her with the cam aimed behind me, and she was right up on me too. If I’d stopped she’d’ve run into me. And I had ‘flying shots’ worth dying for almost. So long, good, and well aimed. P.O.V. shots, lots of big cleavage and bouncing breasts and great shots down on the booty. I went through the whole day without making a single mistake of any kind. I was looking at the vids thinking ‘Man! I don’t even have any watch-her-from-afar-‘breaks in my videos! Everything is close up well shot and good as hell is bad! Damn!’ I had truely outdone myself! There was virtually nothing ‘average’ on my memory card at all! Everything was good! Even the little vids from before I got to the festival were good enough to call great! The only video on the card with even a single flaw was the huge pregnant video I described at the beginning of the story.
But then things turned dark…
I ended up having to delete everything on my entire memory card!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!All that incredible lost booty and titty jiggling!!!!!!!! AAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What happened? Security happened, and they would’nt be shaken either. If I’d had a better camera like the one I’m trying to get, I wouldn’t’ve gotten complaints at the festival where I’d been busted, and this would not have happened.
One of the many things I did right was knowing when it was time to skedaddle. I left at just the right time, but a moment’s hesitiation and too low speed cost me. I got into a worse case class secnario, but my luck still hadn’t run out! I was taping this girl, and her man busted me, not her. He didn’t say a word. He just tapped me on the shoulder, looked at me,frowned and shook his head, and I didn’t say a word either. I just left. If only I’d left straight away without hesitating to hit the record button and make a goodbye pass of a big reared ssbbw that was there on the other side of the giant bush I was hiding behind. I was unsure as to which way path I should use for my exit, but any immediate choice would’ve been better than the one I made, because if I’d walked as fast as I thought I should’ve been walking (I wanted to run, but that’d be too obvious), I’d’ve been out of that spot by the time the park ranger who’d, unbeknownst to me, had been walking around the place looking for me. Good thing I was moving around or he would’ve caught me totally by surprise, but now, because I’d stalled in my confusion, he got me in a way I almost totally expected instead. I did my usual run routine- the one that successfully got me out of the mall with a bunch of guards at my back, and that got me out of Wal-Mart several times: Ignore his call (except at Walmart there were almost no calls), and… Get. Off. The premises. Now! That worked in the past because they gave up the chase when I got out of the place and kept moving away, but it didn’t work on them. I even used the street as a chance to run and ran across it, but seeing me getting away walking over the previous block+, they’d already started to jog before we even got to the street, and they ran across it too and caught up with me on the other side. I really hadn’t wanted to look behind me and see and believe they were still on me, or even that it had become ‘they’, instead of just ‘him’, so I didn’t get those last details of the story until they caught up with me.
Then, of course things got worse from there. They knew I was videotaping people and not just following them around. The ‘main’ guy told me that, unlike in stores and stuff, it is illegal in VA parks to videotape people in a sexual manner without their knowledge and that they had signs up somewhere. I could see this was getting bad, and wishing I’d been able to make it to my ride in time, but I was still hopeful at least I’d get out of this. The first time I actually needed to have crappy footage on my memory card just happened to be the the time I was walking around with footage of record setting quality.
If my video’s’d acutally been a little off, I might still have them all. The one ranger told me to show him the footage, but the first vid I set running for him was probably the only piece of imperfection on the card, and so was so short it was over by the time I handed him the camera, pointing out the battery was about to die. My camera is usually set to play through all of the videos because it took me so long to figure out how to do something else in playback mode that I just leave it like that, and it loops through all the vids once in gets to the end, so it was showing him that early stuff. “Can you show me footage from the event?” he asked. I’d thought I’d set him to watching the festival stuff, but he said it was showing stuff from a grocery store. Once I got him watching real stuff, it was all over. Every video I had on me was so good, there was no denying what I was trying to do. “I thought you said you weren’t videotaping people.”
“No, I told you I was videotaping. I just said I wasn’t following anyone around, like stalking them.”
“Okay, what you just showed me was you videotaping a woman’s butt. It’s against the law to videotape people in a sexual manner without thier knowledge in a public park.” I knew candid videography is legal, but the ‘in Virginia parks’ part was news to me, so my surprise was geniune. The videos I had were all so good that after just one or two vids, he’d had enough already, and I had no idea what was going to happen to me. I just knew things were going to go well enough, for some reason. It’s not like I was going to get sentenced to like, life. What I didn’t expect was for them to give me a warning with a condition: That I delete everything on my memory card!
He handed my cam to me for me to do that, and I’m just trying to find some clever way to get out of this with some of that hot stuff I’d shot, or at least watch some of it first! Where was that soaring big titty video? I there was no memory card in the slot. Did that mean I was using the flash memory the whole time?! I asked him if they’d slipped the card out while I wasn’t looking, but I really did forget to put the card in after I’d finished the data upload at home. So I tried to find some way to slip my blank spare in there and somehow do some kind of deleting and saving, but they weren’t fooled by the ‘NO FILE’ message from off the card. He “didn’t want me to get to keep that”. I asked the one guy, and he said so. He’d gotten three complaints about me. It was kind of nice to hear exactly how many times I’d been reported so I could guess who got me, and think of what I did wrong and learn from it after the fact. I was out there trying to watch my precious and soon to be gone videos, hoping that watching them would kill the battery. The indicator said empty, and watching vids always made the battery drain fast, especially if I started seeking through the files, so I was hoping my bullshitting would finish it off, and I believe the cops saw right through my “It’s taking a minute ’cause I don’t do a whole lot of deleting.” excuse. These guys saw through everything. No faking a dead battery, not even when the cam went off suddenly when I removed the memory card. They had to confirm. At least they didn’t give me grief over the needle I had on me. I have to use a needle to get the memory card out because the boneheads who designed the slot decided not to spring load it. The cop even asked me what the folded up piece of paper in my camera was (I use that to keep the cam from moving around in the case.) In the end, even the battery was too perfect for me today. It just wouldn’t die, and I was faced with the option of either deleting everything, or having them call the ‘real’ police, not just park rangers. After I deleted everything, the black ranger- the one who hadn’t said much up to this point- decided to tell me the ‘moral of this story’, and they ended up letting me go. But what a price…
I got to thinking I should say more about this later, so I’ll tell you my future thoughts on this in a future post.
A blackstreetbbw.com candid camera story.
By the way, I’m not going all-text on you! My sidebar picture galleries are going back up right now, and many more pictures are on thier way back and will be back on here soon.
Remember my recent rants [original rant]on how it seems like the best bbws are always on thier way out so much more often then they’re on thier way in? Well, for once, I so totally got exactly what I always wanted and so totally blew it!
I was outside on my bike on a perfect day and saw an ssbbw across the street at the pharmacy with her dress blowing nicely around her figure in the warm wind wind as she was getting a powerchair off of a rack on the back of a van, most likely for an older, bigger ssbbw. I stared at her from across the open, traffic-free street, wondering if a woman like that would be worth my precious dying rechargeable battery life, and what kind of [most likely a]woman she could be helping out. As she brought the powerchair around, I decided that she wasn’t worth it, the traffic started coming, and the woman she was helping was poised to get out into the waiting chair. Just to make sure that I didn’t turn that choice- one I wasn’t supposed to make, because this is 2009– into one I’d regret, I made a special effort to turn my head as the bigger woman prepared to get out of the car so I’d never know what I was missing. Guess what? It looks like my bbw detection power has finally reached level 99, so I have eyes in the back of my head that allow me to detect big women and security guards even when my head is turned. Pretty soon I’ll be able to see ’em with my eyes shut, kind of like blind men looking for bbw must be able to do. A regular woman would’ve done nothing to me, but when that woman got out of that car, my spider sense went crazy, and my head involuntarily whirled around just in time to catch the ass of the month coming out of that van and I was like “FUCK!!! DAMN!!! And here I am across the street when I should be over there taping that event!” That bulging thing was sticking out for real.
It took longer than I wanted, but I made it to the median. Standing there halfway across the street, I looked at my target woman. There she was, adjusting her position to settle her big ass into that powerchair. With a woman that size in it, that device must really put the ‘power’ in powerchair! Watching her get settled in was a sight to behold- at least to me anyway. You’ll never get to see it because I was out of range, but at least you’ll get to see grandma here when she finally ends up on blackstreetbbw.com. With her being so big, even when she lifted herself up to shift, her booty fat just hung down, so it never stopped making contact with her seat. She was lifting her bones and the rest of her frame up, but she couldn’t get that ass up, so she just had to settle and work her settling with that. There was so much traffic coming by this point that she was inside the pharmacy by the time I got across the street. Of course, when I was being an idiot the street was as clear as the sky that day was. At least you get to see her getting into the car in the end, but not like I wanted you to, because the first woman- that one that was supposed to be the ‘sign woman’ that brought me over and in for the kill- was standing in the way then and a man from the store had the other angle covered, so I couldn’t even really see, let alone my little candid cam. From what I could tell, she had to hold onto the open car door to get up, then she had to turn to the side and stick her butt up a little to get the rear of that big rump over the seat some, then she backed up, hoisted her left leg up, then hefted her huge peary bulk over and in. Gotta love ssbbws. They trult can make something as mundane as getting into the front passenger seat of a minivan into a spectacle!
What’s really fucked up about all this (assuming you don’t think I’m what’s fucked up for wanting to do what I just did) is that that’s really a once in a few years experience. Tracking a woman like that to see her getting into her vehicle is one thing, but to see her get out- the part where I’d’ve had the clear shot had I been prepared- you just have to be there at just the right time. It’s not like with her getting back in where you know it’s coming if you wait long enough. Speaking of waiting- I waited a long time to get that weak but fascinating ending, but I’ll tell you that story in my long-way-off upcoming video description.
Now imagine how good that story would’ve sounded if I’d done that video how I should have, rather than in a manner that’d’ve left me leaving there practically ashamed (Don’t say anything if you think I should be ashamed of myself for videotaping old women with huge spreading behinds that have to keep one armrest up to get into thier powerchair seats), and if I were a better wordsmith.
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