Even Though It There’s an Update

I know I mentioned before, recently, that I don’t need to be making more promotional posts for like this, but I’m gonna put some of these in here around now since I need to.
Got some new women on the site that I put up the other day, and you might wanna go check these women out, and maybe buy their vids, since they’re all cheap. Right now, they’re at the bottom of the page, but that’s about to change 😉
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I’m also managing to get a little collection of CANDID PREGNANT VIDEOS for sale going, since I know a lot of you guys actually secretly like those.
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Running Tits 55% Missed

THIS is pretty good for a miss!
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I was out shooting videos for blackstreetbbw candid site when this woman- who I had JUST already taped- realized she needed something from the frozen food aisle when she was in the front of the line and took off in a dead sprint. Or, at least the deadest sprint a big titty thicky is capable of. Ran pretty hard, she did, through the crowd. I had my camera on at that point, but didn’t have it ready, so in the time it took me to flinch, I missed that run, BUT I KNEW she’d be running right back. The only problem is that she was running less fast. I was worried she might not run back at all and would only walk fast, but nah. As long as those lines could get- and as fast as this BIG TITTY woman ran to begin with, there was little way she’d not run back, too. Maybe she’d run back a different route to avoid the crowd she ran past at first? Nope. Same route. And even if she took a different route, I was in the best position I could be in, just about. I was just hoping no one’d get in her way and she’d have a free running lane- which she got.

I count this glass as more empty than full, because even though the distance was the same both ways, she had more room to run on the run out, and ran even faster on the way to the frozen food aisle than she ran to get back. I’ve actually never seen a woman this out-of-shape with a rack this size run at that speed without holding down her breasts.

Anyways, enjoy that little GIF. I thought you guys might actually appreciate the handiness of a big black breasts running GIF than a running/jogging tits VIDEO. GIFs can be easier to watch, in ways. If you want VIDEOS of big candid tits doing things, though, you know I got candid videos for sale over at my website. I can’t sell a video of the woman this post is about, because I don’t have enough footage of her for it to be worth an individual purchase, but there IS footage of another woman that I found while I was trying to tape this woman… 😉 THAT’S GOOD stuff for hips and thighs man.

Nine Lives Of Threat

Well, peeps. I still haven’t hit my target. Haven’t sold any vids yet.
Some new videos are going online on blackstreetbbw today, in hopes of making some sales, because, as I said in my last post, if I don’t make a couple of sales soon, I’m gonna be in huge trouble at the end of the month, so I figured I’d make this a little series until I either get to the end or finally get paid.
You only have to spend about a dollar to get a vid and help keep blackstreetbbw alive, so if you know the site and wanna help save it, go over there and buy a video.
In a few hours, you’ll be able to get one of these:

Help a brother out!

VERY Pear-ey Big Booty Women: Everything On the Bottom, Nothing on Top!

You might remember these women from previews before! Well, now, I’ve decided to make their videos available for download purchase for cheap! They’re both long videos (both over 11 minutes!) of a woman with a normal upper half and a stupendous lower half! They both got thick thighs to fill out that package too! We start with the mature one:
If you want to buy either video they only cost $2.
Click here to buy the first video below

Here’s the first woman! If you like your bbws big and mature, buy this one! 😉 If you don’t care how old she is this one’s for you!

If you want to buy this video, it’s over 11 minutes long and only costs $2.
Click here to buy the above video
Contact me here, or at my website if you have problems with your download after purchase.

Here’s the second woman! If you DO care how old she is, and you like ’em a little younger, try this one on for size!
This will be $2 also. This is the link to buy it Here are the stills now:

Click here to buy the above video
Contact me here, or at my website if you have problems with your download after purchase.

Delayed Blackstreetbbw DVDs Are Still On the Way

I remember saying back here that blackstreetbbw DVDs should’ve been here by or around now, and you look- and you don’t see because the upcoming DVD store still isn’t there. Just because I said the bottom could easily fall out of this doesn’t mean it has! Check back mid-month and see if they’re up then!

Blackstreetbbw Should Be Offering DVDs Super Soon!

I plan on having my long requested blackstreetbbw DVD Store up and running by September 4th! Now, before you get your hopes up too high, there’s still a chance the bottom could fall out, but I’m pretty sure this’ll be totally doable, so I’m building the store right now. Getting the technical stuff hammered out so I can roll this out ASAP. And then, of course, I’m also gonna toss out a small handful of files for the Member’s Area in that time too, regardless.
 An annonymous blackstreetbbw visitor got the ball rolling. I’ve gotten a good number of emails over the past two years from people suggesting or requesting DVDs, but it was different this time, because now I’ve just recently moved closer to family. In fact, I actually moved in with family on a temporary basis, so I’m in a new city, searching for a new job, and there’s lots of potential for cool new stuff in blackstreetbbw‘s future. Honestly though, I don’t have many new vids to show you from out here in Washington D.C., because I’ve been so focused on work and money and have not gone on any candid shooting trips really, nor have I gone out for recreation. I’m not going out when I don’t need to, and I’ve got a ton of footage on my hard drive I need to make the money off of and bring to you, so yeah. Plus I haven’t been here that long to get all familiar with everywhere yet. Been laying low, working and waiting. Being here though, made it different when I got my most recent request for DVDs, because I now have access to a computer with a DVD burner! (The official blackstreetbbw computer- that you might’ve actually witnessed glimpses of in a few of the library bbw candid camera videos I posted on the web site- doesn’t even have a function CD drive, let alone a DVD burner!) I’ve been really broke lately, so even though a DVD burner isn’t too expensive, I’d break the bank buying one, plus buying a new hard drive is the current purchase priority, with free space for big new vids approaching just 20%. I’ll type you the story of how I got this broke another day, but hopefully DVDs will help me be less broke! I already know they’ll make some people happy! Now, instead of typing that valuable emailer my typical response of “Sorry, but I don’t have a DVD burner”, instead I could stop right there, check out another computer in the house to see if it had a DVD burner, then go back to that unfinished email and change it to “Yes I can!”!
Here are the details as of now. I’m planning selling custom DVDs for $14. Shipping will be free for all orders, even most international orders. NTSC and PAL formats should be available. Regular DVDs will be $12 or $13. Order through PayPal. No refunds. Custom DVDs will include all the videos you choose together on a disk, plus ones I do if you still have room left.
This could all change though, because I might decided at the last minute not to use current blackstreetbbw videos if they don’t look right on screen and do something different.
If you ever wanted a blackstreetbbw DVD because all those candid bbw vids were making your hard drive too stuffed for all your music and your other files, and you don’t have a burner, or just want to do it this way right off, then stay tuned here. You know what? Everybody stay tuned, because I might just have to use my newer camera videos to make the DVDs, so you could get some cool future stuff. Everybody stay tuned.

Blackstreetbbw’s New Candid Camera Previews Set!

I you got here from Google, whatever you’re looking for is probably in one of these YouTube videos!









Just Had to Let Everybody Know There’s A Brand New UniquelyMadeDiva Video Over at Mercedesbbw You Should Go Buy!

I was getting ready to check out some hot new clips I’d just shot for blackstreet when I got the notion to check the Mercedesbbw.com Video Store for new stuff like I periodically do. Great! There’s a new UniquelyMadeDiva video on there now that I have to go and buy! “Big Girls Gone Wild 3” looks slightly weird, but what I saw’s looks like how I like it. I’d link a pic here, but there’s no right-clicking on Mercedes’s video ordering page, so rather than try to view the source code of the page to find some way to link it up, I’ll just send you there. Don’t forget Mercedes has made a new magazine too!
Vanilla Princess and Ivory are in he video too!

Banned from Target: Blast from the Black Street BBW Past Part 1 of 2

Those of you who’ve been with blackstreetbbw.com for long enough and been in The Thighs Section reading, remembering and taking note of things in my video descriptions might know I’d been meaning to tell this blackstreetbbw.com story for the longest time! No- you probably thought was just never going to tell it period, just like you think I’m not ever going to go back and finish those old blog entries I’d said I was going to finish, but so far have not! But here I am, finally finishing the ‘Banned from Target’ story- in the right place for that.
I’d started working on this story already, so I begin this post with the copied contents of the text file.
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-THE BLACKSTREETBBW.COM WEBMASTER GETS BANNED FROM TARGET-

It really all started with this video in the Butts Section of www.blackstreetbbw.com with the caption: ‘It wasn’t until I stopped doing profile filming and got her from behind that I realized how good she was’. I know that nobody noticed that that video runs straight into a video called ‘Had to stop filming this for that!’ because I recently found an ommission in the link to ‘Had to stop filming this for that’ on page 3 of the Thighs Section that rendered the video unavailable, and not one single person said anything to me about that video not working. The main reason I was mad at that was because I knew that file was old. I checked the date of the update it was in. November 9th, 2006. Then I checked today’s date. August 11th, 2007. Well damn! A very attractive clip that’s really good for such an old one has been sitting on the server unavailable for NINE MONTHS and nobody said a word! Not even one person! I know that I should be making sure all the vids I post are available, but as you can surely tell I’m an amateur working alone, and I make mistakes sometimes. So yeah, I found it for you, but DAMN! Somebody could have said something! I don’t bite!
Anyway, time to stop ranting and get back to the subject. I cut the second video of her from my first sighting of her at the point I stopped it at because I thought she might have busted me somehow and remained cool about it. At the time it was just a funny feeling I’d gotten from something I though I heard her say that I couldn’t even make out and from the way she walked over to that register and said it. Then a manager was called. I thought it could all have been a coincedence and there was something kind of ambiguity around it since I didn’t clearly hear or see anything, and she didn’t say any words or make any gestures with any obvious meaning, so later on I though maybe it was nothing. Or maybe not. I thought I’d never know, and I still don’t know for sure, but now I think I do. Since the manager was coming I took a hint and left. A lot of times when I’m shooting candids in a store and having good luck I wait for the well to run dry or for something ‘funny’ to happen and take that as my cue to call it a day, so I marked my trip to Target as such and went on to my favorite Wal-Mart next door.
Now fast forward a little bit to a later day. I saw her again, and this time my reason to think I was nearing my ‘taping her limit’ was that she asked “May I help you?” as I hovered around her (That’s always an omen). Seeing her again made it finally hit me: I knew where and WHEN to find her again! Why it took until my SECOND sighting of her for that to click, I don’t know. Maybe some part of my mind needed some kind of ‘two-times confirmation’ or something, but once that second time went by I started factoring her into my xmas plans. Not changing them now- no, the plan was still go to work in the wee hours of the morning, then go to the mall, then Target, then Wal-Mart,(they’re all across streets from each other) then home, but I’d make sure to look for her at Target, especially since I thought I knew where to find her in the store when I got there. That last part turned out to be all wrong because she appears to work all over the place in there: She works on the register, stocks the magazine racks and book and software shelves, stands around to assist customers, gets the key to the electronics case to help customers there, and she does cart pushing and in-the-back work.
The first time I’d actively searched for her I didn’t find her at all and thought I’d probably shown up too late. The next time I saw her BEFORE I went to Target, at the McDonald’s getting breakfast (dressed for work in her work colors, of course). It would’ve been nice to have taped her there so I could’ve gotten a film of her some place other than Target, and when I went to the store after work she was gone, so I figured she must’ve worked a slightly earlier shift that day and left the store, and that’s when I saw something weird. When I’d pulled up to the store on my bike these to white guys had just put thier bikes on the rack and were going in, and as I pulled off I saw two police officers searching them as thier bikes lay on the ground. Something in me sank as I said to myself “I bet they were looking for me. Good thing those guys left first so I can ride by while the police are busy.”
I never should’ve returned, but at least I got lucky enough the next time to find who I was looking for. This time I walked in and found her working at the front register and thought I’d better try again another time, thinking an at-the-register video of her would turn out sub-par. I was wrong about that, which I found out after my vain, brief search through the store for a subject. What happened next was pretty much explained in the ‘Banned from Target’ Big Thighs Video from Page
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Not sure exactly what I was thinking with that hanging end there, but here goes the rest of the story:


  I’d just finished videotaping the Blackstreetbbw Curvy Queen and walked out the store door into the waiting arms of the police!

First things first: the patdown. Ah, what’s this? They pull my camera (then the blackstreetbbw ‘classic’ [original] cam) out of my pocket. Time for a brief lesson on my original camera setup
 I had to begin by explaining how the camera worked and why I was using it. The cam was simple enough, but since I’d originally been sold on the wireless spy cam idea, there was a wireless video reciever for it in a pouch that I had to carry on me because the 300 foot range claim didn’t even turn out to be 300 centimeters. And boy, did that reciever look like crap. It was ery visibly worn, and in order to work right for more than a few minutes, I had to abandon the 9v battery plug it’d come with (The manufacturer even reccommended doing that for peak performance!) and come up with a homemade 11 battery AA setup, complete with the bad looking accompanying tangle or wires!
Then the video recorder sat in a seperate pocket and had to be plugged into all that, with a nice and unreliable plug. All that crap really looked like shit too. I wish I could show it to you. The fact that it all looked so bad meant I could tell two cops that it didn’t always record, so that was why we couldn’t find the video I’d just shot

YOU KNOW WHAT? I’M GOING TO GO ON TO THE NEXT STORY AND FINISH THIS ONE LATER!

Great News!!: Blackstreetbbw.com’s New Camera has Finally Arrived in the Mail!

I, the blackstreetbbw.com webmaster, can finally report the following real good candid bbw news to all you lovers of thick, curvy black big beautiful women: Blackstreetbbw’s new stealth camera just arrived in the mail today! I had to throw the word stealth in there for sure, because my ‘current stealth’ camera really isn’t that stealthy. I almost want to call it the dangercam now, but that name’s reserved already, as you may already know if you’ve been around on blackstreetbbw enough.

I have a little story around getting it to. Well, I already told you that story, the story about most of getting it, already, but there’s a little story associated with picking it up too!
I looked in my email to check my new spy camera’s expected UPS delivery date and saw… ‘Hey! Today!’ “Better make sure I leave the library early enough to be there when the UPS truck comes. I’d stopped a UPS driver dude that I ran into by chance the other day and asked him when the trucks usually come around my neighborhood, thinking maybe I’d get a sure enough answer, or maybe he’ll just say they come by whenever. I’d heard of them having general schedules before, but I’d also heard of them having some freedom in deciding how to drive and deliver to get everything delivered in an efficient manner. The UPS truck guy told me they usually hit businesses first, then residences after 2. Anyways, armed with that info I had a time to be home, and I did make it on time, but not quite for the right reason! I finally did something I’d always wanted to do with UPS deliveries: stop a UPS drivers and get my package fresh off he big brown truck! I was zipping home through my ‘hood on my bike and saw the truck at a house on my street and said that’s got to be my man! I got his attention, and sure enough, he was on his way to deliver my box shortly after he got finished at the house I stopped him at! He even said ‘let’s take care of you first’ when I said ‘Could you check for a package for me after you do this drop here?’ It’s a real good thing I caught him then, because he drove past me a few blocks before I got to my apartement, even though I was biking quickly, eager to test out my new toy! That means I wouldn’t’ve made it in time otherwise! I like it when things in my life actually go right.
  Now it was time to open up my box and see just what was really inside. How close would it come to my expectations, and how close was it sizewise to the picture that I’d been holding an ink pen up to my computer screen for reference? It was a tiny bit bigger than the ideal size it could have been, so that was a plus ’cause I’d prepared for it to be larger and longer. I’d used an ink pen for reference because It was supposed to look like a pen in your pocket(NOT a pen in your hand!)
I could give you a lengthy description of it, but instead I’ll just give you a link and tell you that even though the video quality doesn’t come close to what the dangercam was producing (It’s coming back by the way! Look for it in a future post!), and it cannot, can not, CAN NOT handle dim lighting, it’s so sweet… it even has a ‘new car smell’! (I know that won’t last long, and neither will it’s rubbery coating on it’s cap, I bet)
Well, I guess I could give you a little extra text to read… nah. Don’t feel like it. I’ll just tell you that I’d never’ve bought that camera if a site visitor hadn’t reccommended it to me. He sent me some videos he’d made with a similar camera and told me I should get one too- and that I should email him once I do it. I lost his email I think, so I might not be able to get back to him on that if I can’t find it, but I’ve got to thank him because I’d seen that cam before and said no. Then I bought it ’cause he told me so.

  Testing time coming…
I actually really wanted to give this camera a test test run. Like a pretest or something… in the house this time. My other cameras, I only really tested them in the house long enough to make sure I could get them to work like I wanted and that was it. This time I was going to give things a more proper look-over and test. I did a good ammount of walking around the house, testing it out under all the differing low lighting conditions inside to see what the threshold was, and the results were kind of dissappointing. My ‘current’ camera actually works a little better in the dark, and the ‘dangercam’ works a little better than that- no, significantly better- … or at least it did, before I destroyed it. This is probably the most light needing camera I’v had to use, so I gotta watch that. I pointed it at a corner of my room when the lights were off and the shades were drawn, and it showed that entire quadrant as pitch black. I could see the tv over there just fine, but despite the fact that the wall is white, my tv looked like a black cat in a coal cellar at midnight sitting over there off on the camera.

I rounded out the around-the-house lesson using the camera on my neighbor’s very not attractive wife! I actually shot a real woman in my around-the-house testing of my new candid camera! And of course I got away with that.

  There was something missing from all my test videos though- sound! I didn’t know if the cam’d have sound or not when I was ordering it because it didn’t say that it had sound, or that it didn’t, so when I saw ‘yes’ beside ‘voice only recording’, I got happy. I looked at the device and saw the mic holes and figured there must be a mic there… but there still ended up being no sound and no way to get it! Looks like we’re going back to silent videos like the classic days!
This reminded me of experiences I had with all my previous spy cameras and something I read on the internet about the asian companies that make their casings. I read there’re a more manufacturers than you can wave a stick at who just make housings for cameras and such. I read about this convention-like thing where they had all those manufacturers there, and they just had all these casings ready-made for gadgets, and they were just waiting for electronics makers visiting the convention to pick thier designs up. I got to thinking about that because, if a device maker never makes their own housings for any of thier circuits, even when thier devices are very specialized, and they never even place special orders, they just buy what’s ready lready, there’s a good chance the housings’ll be out of synch with the circuits they’re protecting. If you buy spy equipment like I do, you’ll see a lot of instances of this. My ‘current’ blackstreetbbw camera is in a case that works great for it, but the carrying case that came with it looks like it was cut to fit by hand! …but that’s a seperate thing. To stay with the aforementioned topic, my new pen pocket spy camera has holes for a microphone, but no mic! WTF?! I turned the audio on my computer all the way up and listened. Nope. No sound. Oh well…
  And the way you use the camera’ll take some getting used to too. Hmm… Insert the memory card first (essential, I found, because the device has no built-in memory.). Turn the switch to ‘on’. Press and hold the Record/Stop button for 3 seconds or until the red light comes on (Oh great. another device with that kind of power-on delay! What if I don’t have that kind of time?! Oh well, it’s still faster than the 10 seconds it takes to power-up and ready my existing camera.) After 3 seconds the red Record light will be on. For quality (640×480) mode, press the ‘Mode’ button and the yellow light will come on. I am now ready to film. (For 320×240, skip the Mode button part) To record, press the Record/Stop button. The light will be “a winkling blue”. To stop, press stop and it will be red again. If the battery is too low for use, the light will flash red, and if there’s no room left the red and blus lights will both be solid on at once, even though they’re both in the same LED hole. At first I thought I was messing up when I was using the camera without the memory card in and getting an I/O error when I tried to plug it into my PC. I also thought it charged from the wall, meaning I could bring another camera with me and be charging this one secretly on a public power outlet, like behind a vending machine, while I used the other camera. It said you could do that, but you can’t. You have to plug it into a USB port for charging. Oh well. Oh, and the camera has to be set to ‘On’ when plugged in to be charging, otherwise you’ll be charging it for 14 hours like me because you don’t know how long it takes, only to find it didn’t charge drop. Then you re-read the instructions after missing some low quality test fatty and go back home, and find out how the Record/Stop button will be blinking while charging and steady when done. Okay. Got all that now. Ready for the women to appear!

I found out that that ‘mic’ I saw was actually a speaker. The only time the camera makes a sound is when it makes a very pleasant ‘my battery is dead now’ sound

The Last Picture Posting for A Minute: A Delayed Candid Trip and the Delayed Busting Story to Go with It.

If you found this page from a search engine, you probably found it because of my picture tags! The pictures are below!
I’d meant to post this little blackstreetbbw.com story and picture set a month ago, but then my ShareAPic account went down and my problems went up. With all the text on this blog now, and all the text that’s coming when I get to typing my upcoming ‘blackstreetbbw webmaster goes to jail’ journal stories, and with my need for fresh blackstreetbbw.com members and traffic, I figured I really needed to get this in after all. Plus, it’ll fill an open day spot on my May post blogging calendar, so here goes… The busting story’s at the bottom.






















































































































So what’s the busting story?
Turns out I already told it here!

Curve Control Jeans: An Almost Entertaining, Almost For-BBW-Lovers Infomercial?

You’ve all heard the phrase “Dangerous Curves Ahead”, but…… do curves need to be controlled?
I had something else in mind for today’s post, but before I could get to typing I heard the TV on and had to go look at it…
Lo and behold! There were overweight women on tv! And not in just quick shots, documentary style, or still before and after photos either! Nope! Real women, on an infomercial. Women who looked like they could almost pass for thick. What was I watching at 6am? 30 minutes of paid programming featuring the Kymaro Curve Control jeans. …Hmm… ‘Curve Control’. Sounded like it could be worth watching when I was up with nothing but blogging to do, especially if this commercial about curves actually featured some… It did. (Now please don’t let 1000 overweight women discover this blog because they were looking for those! I said ‘brand spanking new in an older post, and no more people searching for ‘spanking’ found this blog so maybe I’ll be OK.)
Respect the curves
  I remember when I was a kid and I first heard about how much difficulty women have finding jeans on the radio. Long after that, when I really got to looking at women, and long after I got over the question “Mom, why are women’s pants so tight?” I got into looking at all the different shapes women come in and wondering how many jeans have to be on the rack to fit all those different women. Must be difficult, especially with designers trying to sell pants straight up and down, like that’s actually attractive, or realistic. According to the Kymaro commercial, there are virtually “no jeans for real women, with curves!” So here were these Kymaro people to save the day for some real shoppers.
They’d actually bring real women into thier ‘store’, measure them around their fat stomachs and thier hips, and then later, after focusing the camera and conversations on the details of thier nice, soft, womanly figures, hand them these jeans to go put on. There was no telling women to diet or lose weight to look better ever. Just put on the jeans, and she could look better, and thinner right now, withoug losing a pound. They did do comparison waist and hip measurements in the Curve Control jeans though to show how many inches around the women lost when the beautiful shaping power of the jeans was applied, though. This was not a commercial about fat women getting thin! It was a commercial about celebrating curvy thickness!
They said “Ladies, tuck in those shirts, and get ready to show off that tiny waist!”. That sales staement was, like, priceless, and I think it will be burned into my brain for a while.
  They showed an assortment of problems, and brought in several ‘shoppers’ to show them fixing them. Problems: Muffin top, big bulging stomach like on those ‘lose stomach fat’ ads, butt cleavage (You know, crack showing), ‘Unibutt’, and of course, the most obviously devastating problem of all “Flat as a pancake posterior” (complete with camera angle). The other problems, different kind of big women lovers can excuse, or even enjoy, but that one… well, it was music to my ears to hear a woman say that a flat ass is a terrible, problem for any woman to have, at any age, and one that must be fixed! The first woman I saw was an older ugly black one who looked like she’d look bad in anything, but after she put those jeans on, there was an actual improvement. Not nearly enough to fix her old ugly ass, but still, those jeans looked a lot better on her than the gray slacks she’d worn in. There was this ugly white woman with a so-called apple shape, and a not-so ugly one with a nice pear shape, and they explained the terms, for the sake of the cave/farm dwelling people who might not know, plus all these details of how women’s jeans fit, from feel to being long enough for heels, as they laughed a little and had the pear shaped one turn around and show off that nice butt in those nice jeans so they could do some showing as explained. You could have changed the audio to “Okay all you stick loving white boys. This is what a nice ass is supposed to look like. See how it sticks out instead of going straight down? And now we’re going to show you a black girl…” I was actually watching regular U.S. cable television, and they were showing of a woman’s shapely butt. And a white girl’s at that.

So next up was that young black girl. She had a… tall… muffin top. It wasn’t sticking way out, but her jeans were cut real low, and the top of that muffin was right under her ribs, so she definately didn’t need jeans that low! That put her on there feeling that muffin top on tv as she put her thumbs in the jeans and around. This other woamn, the one with the thighs I wanted to see who probably looked the most like the typical blackstreetbbw woman, was wearing a body shaper she said, and got them to mention the concept of double muffin top! This woman didn’t have that problem, but she was about the biggest woman they showed on there though.
  The repeating ‘in-between’ scenes featured overweight women buttoning their jeans, struggling to find jeans, and displaying a nice, big booty, bulging pantyline behind. I just got a girl recently after behind single for a long time and focused on other things, so it’d really been a while since I’d seen a nice look at a woamn fastening a button arounnd a soft fat belly.
  And of course, the infomercial wouldn’t’ve been complete without the typical ‘Seen on TV’ sales gimmick structure. #9.95 for a pair, but buy two and get the second at $10 off. “That’s over 25%!” Yeah, it’s over 25%, by about 1.25 cents so that’s 25.03% off if my math’s right. “Just pay seperate processing.” They didn’t show the shipping and handling was- the handling parts important in keeping them from getting sued. Working as an inbound telemarketer before and taking orders for all kinds of stuff off tv- (you may think you’ were calling a nurse or law office, but really, no matter what number you were dialing you were calling us. I once had a man call to order something, the call wasn’t all that pleasant [but it could’ve been much worse], then he called for a totally different product and got me again out of hundreds of reps, back to back.) and knowing how they worked, I bet S&H was $8 a pair, so that’s $16 bucks to ship 2 pairs of jeans that take 4-6 weeks to arrive.