DreamShape Pear BBW Walking!

Heavy Dream Pear BBW Walking up the street here in this candid-from-a-car.
This Haraldo Nunes brother deserves his props, and probably wants more views on his video, judging from it’s description. So he’s getting his publicity. I’m trying to make this blog more interesting FOR YOU, because if this blog is boring, you won’t come to it, OR THROUGH IT to blackstreetbbw.com, and I know when I get to a candid booty blog or something like that, this is what I’D want to see!


Amazing Dream BBW WITH VIDEO
Look at this happy brotha

So check it. This Haroldo’s best vid right here:

Get yo ass over there and LIKE that shit! XD

I don’t want the blog of blackstreetbbw to be TOO focused on reposting without adding anything, so I took the liberty and did the work to pull out some stills for you.
You can download them all HERE, as a zip archive. Didn’t include an excessive number of frames because I didn’t want to zip his whole video.

And, of course, YouTube’s suggested videos for this video are necessary viewing as well. Or, at least, they should be for you.

Leaving for Washington, D.C. Tomorrow: Blackstreetbbw’s Finally Going Out of Town!

This is it! The blackstreetbbw.com webmaster’s finally going on an out of town trip. I am not going Washington to tape bbws. I’m going to spend time with family since there’s a little get-together going on, and so I can catch up with people I haven’t seen in years, but you know me…!
I know it seems like I only use my candid camera in Wal-Mart, but there’s a reasonb for that. When I started my website, I didn’t have knowledge technique, or proper, functional equipment, so I couldn’t catch quickies. In fact, setup and startup was a nightmare, so I just took my cumbersome candid equipment to places I knew for sure the women would be (Wal-Mart), and walked in with the key system components already running. Nowadays I have a lot more skill, a lot more knowledge, a lot more women already taped, and a lot more sense, so with my vastly improved video equipment I can be ready for bbw candid moments any time and anywhere! That’s why I added a note on always being ready to my Home Page. I didn’t take that bulky old setup everywhere I went, but with my current camera hat you see vids up for all over the site, I made sure that every time I stepped out of the house I had that thing in my pocket! The only time I’d be out without it were on short trips to 7-Eleven after 2 in the morning. Didn’t want to have it on me if I got stopped by the police for being out so late, or got robbed or something, ’cause you know, cops ‘n robbers are out late at night, but around here, the big women aren’t. Now I care even more than ever about being ready all the time, so you’re gonna see things on blackstreetbbw you wouldn’t’ve before.
 So… I’m not going to Washington, D.C. to videotape bbws, but I went through my with-someone practice run with my new and much stealthier hidden camera, so I know I can use my new camera while I’m there and out if I see one and no one in my family, on the street, or anywhere will notice! 😉

Already Knew it wouldn’t Be the Norm: Unusual Candid Trip

I’ve decided to wait a little while before I show you any more blackstreetbbw new camera preview pics and/or vids, and instead will entertain you with my very interesting candid camera videography story. Or at least I think I will.
  I already knew today’s candid bbw video trip would be different, but I probably would never have imagined it’d be this far from my norm!
The interestingness of the story started before I even got all the way to Virginia Beach. I’d caught the bus out at the bus station, and met this girl at the transfer point. Do you remember the slightly strange girl from this story? Well, I met up with her again here. I kind of expected to see her, because she catches busses on along this route like it’s her job or something. I mean, almost every time I go to Virginia Beach to tape women at the Wal-Mart and the mall I see her either on the way out or the way back. Anyway, seeing her is cool, because even though she’s not a bbw, she really likes to touch and massage me and stuff like that, and let me feel her up as good as you can get away with on a public bus. Too bad she’s not all that pretty, or thick/fat or anything like that, because she’s aweful nice, so I could make her my girlfriend if she were farther away from ugly. (She’s not ugly though!). If she were a ‘blackstreetbbw’ I’d definately date her! Anyways, she made the bus ride up interesting enough, and she was actually headed to Wal-Mart herself, so we made the impromptu plan to go there together. (Well, actually, she said Target at first, and of course I said okay because I can tape thick women in the Target store across the busy street from Walmart out there too, but then she switched it to Walmart.) This was perfect! Perfect practice for me and my new spy camera! I was definately going to be secretly filming bbws while I was with family members during my quickly upcoming trip to Washington D.C., so the timing of this couldn’t’ve been better. I could practice secretly videotaping women while I was with someone I wouldn’t want to get busted doing that with, both sitting at the bus stop talking to her, and walking around in my favorite store, Wal-Mart, with! I got lucky enough to find the kind of quality blackstreetbbw subjects I’d need to really make the practice sessions truly worth it too in the store, the parking lot, and on the bus bench, so I got the full lession! It was weird trying to enjoy someone’s company and still look out for bbws so I could simultaneously tape them candidly, and it was fun too. I did pretty well with it. I knew all my experience with the old not-so-stealthy [not so]spy camera would make this practice easy! Still made a few mistakes aimwise and all, but that was to be expected.
MORE OF THIS STORY COMING SOON!!! INCLUDING THE BEST PART! TUNE IN TOMORROW!!!!

Blackstreetbbw’s First Out of State Trip is Finally Official: I’ll be Videotaping Black Street BBWs in Washington, D.C.!

You read the post about the failed attempt, but now it’s happening! I’m Going to D.C.!

It’s finally official! blackstreetbbw’s going to finally feature some candid thickie videos from outside of good ‘ol Virginia! Anywhere outside of the group of clustered cities that make up the area I live, work and shoot in would be good and count as a trip, but I’m going all the way to DC, just barely making it completely out of the state so I can say I’ll have some out-of-state candids! I’m finally getting out of VA to tape some black women from other places! Yeah! I have a college graduation to go to, but some stuff happened with my income and all, and for a while it really didn’t look like I’d be able to go, but now I’m finally leaving- and soon! I’ll be getting on the bus and heading up to the District of Columbia to spend quality time with family- and hopefully come back with a few quality bbw videos!
And by the way, I just got my brand new camera if you didn’t know already, so I’ll be using that. Got that thing right on time! Oh yeah! Now I know I definately need to make the trip to Virginia Beach I’d been trying to make but unsuccessful at! The weather just hasn’t seemed to be wanting me to make it out there to VA Beach (I won’t be going to the beach out there in that city yet though! Just the stores, like the Wal-Mart and mall. Sorry.)The weather looks like it’s trying to improve, so I think- no- I know I’m going to get on that bus and shoot my candid bbw videos in Virginia Beach, because I need that as a practice run. I need to get out of my normal area and shoot some practice candids, otherwise I’ll be trying to learn how to use the camera in the foreign environment that’ll be D.C., and be trying to do it in the presence of family members without getting caught by anyone! I’ve got to get this practice run in! The weather better cooperate!

The Last Picture Posting for A Minute: A Delayed Candid Trip and the Delayed Busting Story to Go with It.

If you found this page from a search engine, you probably found it because of my picture tags! The pictures are below!
I’d meant to post this little blackstreetbbw.com story and picture set a month ago, but then my ShareAPic account went down and my problems went up. With all the text on this blog now, and all the text that’s coming when I get to typing my upcoming ‘blackstreetbbw webmaster goes to jail’ journal stories, and with my need for fresh blackstreetbbw.com members and traffic, I figured I really needed to get this in after all. Plus, it’ll fill an open day spot on my May post blogging calendar, so here goes… The busting story’s at the bottom.






















































































































So what’s the busting story?
Turns out I already told it here!

The Unluckiest Candid Camera Lucky Day Ever: My BBW Dreams Became True, Then Became A Nightmare!

The following very sad www.blackstreetbbw.com story could have been prevented if more people had been clicking my LargeFriends link on my Links Page and setting up FREE BBW Dating profiles so I could’ve had a better spy camera by now! If you click this link, then the LargeFriends link at the top of the page, then setup a free bbw dating profile, blackstreetbbw will get paid!!! That money’s going towards a new candid camera people! I need that NOW in order to be all ready for summer! I’ve already missed two days of very exciting bbw events and the end of the other university’s school year! (The part worth the bus trip, anyway). If you want to help www.blackstreetbbw.com get money to get that camera to get that candid camera you always wanted to see on there, but you don’t want to pay any [extra]money, now’s your big chance! Click that LargeFriends link on my Links Page and setup a free profile before you leave! Right now I’m liquidating possesions on eBay like crazy, but I sure could use some more help from you guys, all you bbw lovers. Think of what your reward’s going to be? Need help visualizing your reward? Read on.
    Now, on with the sad story…
  I’m supposed to be compiling the video file’s I’ve already edited so I could deliver the www.blackstreetbbw.com update I’ve promised, but I couldn’t even look at a blackstreetbbw video until after I got this ranty story out of my system!
I went out to work early this morning, and I made the descision to take the alternate route home because of a sign I saw for a free mini festival at a nearby church that I could swing by on my way home. You know how big church women can get. Well, I set out after work, but found almost zero. One good woman in the grocery store that I was supposed to be buying more toilet paper in but didn’t (recipe for trouble, I know), and of course, the pregnant woman who ‘led’ me to the place where I saw that flyer while I was outside spending my break. That little church event basically turned out to be some boys shooting hoops with a few women, including the very pregnant one, sitting there looking at them, but there was food- to buy. I rode past there dissappointed with no clue of how good a descision it was to take the downtown route home…
  I saw unusually high traffic downtown- gridlock in fact- and thought I better put off going home until I found out where all these people- mainly women- were going. That could have been one of the best blackstreetbbw choices I ever made, because it pretty much literally made my dreams come true!
  Have you read this post? Or this one? Well, those were my recent bbw candid camera dreams, and when you put them together, tone the two biggest women in them back down to realistic proportions and remove the models, that’s what was happening to me in real life!!! I got to live my candid camera dreams!
They were having a set of small festivals downtown on the water! I didn’t know that! Things started out pretty slow for a moment, which is how I like it. Give me a chance to survey the place and get my gear ready before you hit me with the women. And when I got hit with the women, did I get hit hard! The first little festival was about to end because it was scheduled to end the same time that weak church carnival I almost missed and needed to miss did. That was a children’s festival hosted by the park service and sherrif’s office. I don’t even think I need to say anything about going into a place like that to shoot candids and coming out without a scratch. It ended before I had time to find trouble, and I followed the crowd to the next festival to have my balls almost blown off by the upcoming sights! I got over there… it took a minute to see the first one… then… BAM A booty queen! Very much like the woman I used to call ‘The Booty Queen’ until she sort of got ‘usurped’ by another, except smaller… but still! I was like ‘Damn! First thing I see!’ I was taping her, but had to stop because another woman I needed to tape walked up, and then another before I could get back to her!
The woman I miss the most out of this is this real short thunder thigh woman who walked up. The fact that she was walking up from the distance would normally’ve meant I’d gotten my coveted, perfect thunder thighs rubbing together frontal shot already, but with this woman, man, the best was still to come. I had the best thunder thigh fronatal day ever. The best of the above woman being yet to come’s a good thing, though, because I couldn’t do her right right then! I had to whip the camera off another bbw to get to her, and I had to let her go because that junior booty queen had a frontal for me too that I didn’t want to miss, and even after that, I still could not go back after that thunder thigh shorty because a tit-tacularly ginormous bbw with a low cut blouse had bounced onto the scene! That video had everything it took to become the best Big Breast Video on blackstreetbbw! For real. There were pregnant women and other bbws and women around very worth taping too, including a mature with a big jiggly ass, in white pants, so you could see it all. All of that, and that was just the vendor area outside the festival! I hadn’t even gone inside it yet, but my thunder thigh thicky had, so I had to too! Even the grandmothers there were sexy (at least for older women lovers, if not everyone!), a fact driven home when I walked past ‘pear festival granny’ on my way to through the gate. I cannot remember the last time I saw a little old white lady with an ass like that. After shooting several high value subjects inside the festival, I finally caught up with the thighs to remember inside, and I tell you you’ve never seen thighs that thick and fat on a woman that short before! Plus, she had short legs for her short height, so with those thick rubbing rub tubs she was walking with, just seeing her move around was a sight to behold, and one my camera beheld well. I did so well inside the festival’s main area, but that’s also where I made what turned out to be the fatal mistakes, even though that ran against what I’d been thinking and seemed to be the safer area than the security filled vendor area. But more on that later
  I was in rare form today! Everything was going my way! This is the first time in the site’s history that I went out and did everything right! And I mean everything! Even in my best videos, I can almost always find something to complain about somewhere, but not here. Not today. Every video was perfect from beginning to end. It was amazing. No glare, missed shots, off shots, color contrast proplems, shaky camera, people in the way, too bright, too dark, too fuzzy, camera acting up, angles messed up, overly cautious shooting, too close to have her all in the frame, too far away, missed the best moment. None of that, or anything else, anywhere in any of the clips. Today’s videos had the most consistenly high quality I’ve ever produced. And my techniques were all on point. Old tech, new trick, eveything was working, and the women were so ‘cooperative’ as subjects. I had this one woman where I got the best thunder thigh rubbing frontal ever because I was walking in front of her with the cam aimed behind me, and she was right up on me too. If I’d stopped she’d’ve run into me. And I had ‘flying shots’ worth dying for almost. So long, good, and well aimed. P.O.V. shots, lots of big cleavage and bouncing breasts and great shots down on the booty. I went through the whole day without making a single mistake of any kind. I was looking at the vids thinking ‘Man! I don’t even have any watch-her-from-afar-‘breaks in my videos! Everything is close up well shot and good as hell is bad! Damn!’ I had truely outdone myself! There was virtually nothing ‘average’ on my memory card at all! Everything was good! Even the little vids from before I got to the festival were good enough to call great! The only video on the card with even a single flaw was the huge pregnant video I described at the beginning of the story.
But then things turned dark…
  I ended up having to delete everything on my entire memory card!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!All that incredible lost booty and titty jiggling!!!!!!!! AAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What happened? Security happened, and they would’nt be shaken either. If I’d had a better camera like the one I’m trying to get, I wouldn’t’ve gotten complaints at the festival where I’d been busted, and this would not have happened.
  One of the many things I did right was knowing when it was time to skedaddle. I left at just the right time, but a moment’s hesitiation and too low speed cost me. I got into a worse case class secnario, but my luck still hadn’t run out! I was taping this girl, and her man busted me, not her. He didn’t say a word. He just tapped me on the shoulder, looked at me,frowned and shook his head, and I didn’t say a word either. I just left. If only I’d left straight away without hesitating to hit the record button and make a goodbye pass of a big reared ssbbw that was there on the other side of the giant bush I was hiding behind. I was unsure as to which way path I should use for my exit, but any immediate choice would’ve been better than the one I made, because if I’d walked as fast as I thought I should’ve been walking (I wanted to run, but that’d be too obvious), I’d’ve been out of that spot by the time the park ranger who’d, unbeknownst to me, had been walking around the place looking for me. Good thing I was moving around or he would’ve caught me totally by surprise, but now, because I’d stalled in my confusion, he got me in a way I almost totally expected instead. I did my usual run routine- the one that successfully got me out of the mall with a bunch of guards at my back, and that got me out of Wal-Mart several times: Ignore his call (except at Walmart there were almost no calls), and… Get. Off. The premises. Now! That worked in the past because they gave up the chase when I got out of the place and kept moving away, but it didn’t work on them. I even used the street as a chance to run and ran across it, but seeing me getting away walking over the previous block+, they’d already started to jog before we even got to the street, and they ran across it too and caught up with me on the other side. I really hadn’t wanted to look behind me and see and believe they were still on me, or even that it had become ‘they’, instead of just ‘him’, so I didn’t get those last details of the story until they caught up with me.
Then, of course things got worse from there. They knew I was videotaping people and not just following them around. The ‘main’ guy told me that, unlike in stores and stuff, it is illegal in VA parks to videotape people in a sexual manner without their knowledge and that they had signs up somewhere. I could see this was getting bad, and wishing I’d been able to make it to my ride in time, but I was still hopeful at least I’d get out of this. The first time I actually needed to have crappy footage on my memory card just happened to be the the time I was walking around with footage of record setting quality.

  If my video’s’d acutally been a little off, I might still have them all. The one ranger told me to show him the footage, but the first vid I set running for him was probably the only piece of imperfection on the card, and so was so short it was over by the time I handed him the camera, pointing out the battery was about to die. My camera is usually set to play through all of the videos because it took me so long to figure out how to do something else in playback mode that I just leave it like that, and it loops through all the vids once in gets to the end, so it was showing him that early stuff. “Can you show me footage from the event?” he asked. I’d thought I’d set him to watching the festival stuff, but he said it was showing stuff from a grocery store. Once I got him watching real stuff, it was all over. Every video I had on me was so good, there was no denying what I was trying to do. “I thought you said you weren’t videotaping people.”
“No, I told you I was videotaping. I just said I wasn’t following anyone around, like stalking them.”
“Okay, what you just showed me was you videotaping a woman’s butt. It’s against the law to videotape people in a sexual manner without thier knowledge in a public park.”
I knew candid videography is legal, but the ‘in Virginia parks’ part was news to me, so my surprise was geniune. The videos I had were all so good that after just one or two vids, he’d had enough already, and I had no idea what was going to happen to me. I just knew things were going to go well enough, for some reason. It’s not like I was going to get sentenced to like, life. What I didn’t expect was for them to give me a warning with a condition: That I delete everything on my memory card!
  He handed my cam to me for me to do that, and I’m just trying to find some clever way to get out of this with some of that hot stuff I’d shot, or at least watch some of it first! Where was that soaring big titty video? I there was no memory card in the slot. Did that mean I was using the flash memory the whole time?! I asked him if they’d slipped the card out while I wasn’t looking, but I really did forget to put the card in after I’d finished the data upload at home. So I tried to find some way to slip my blank spare in there and somehow do some kind of deleting and saving, but they weren’t fooled by the ‘NO FILE’ message from off the card. He “didn’t want me to get to keep that”. I asked the one guy, and he said so. He’d gotten three complaints about me. It was kind of nice to hear exactly how many times I’d been reported so I could guess who got me, and think of what I did wrong and learn from it after the fact. I was out there trying to watch my precious and soon to be gone videos, hoping that watching them would kill the battery. The indicator said empty, and watching vids always made the battery drain fast, especially if I started seeking through the files, so I was hoping my bullshitting would finish it off, and I believe the cops saw right through my “It’s taking a minute ’cause I don’t do a whole lot of deleting.” excuse. These guys saw through everything. No faking a dead battery, not even when the cam went off suddenly when I removed the memory card. They had to confirm. At least they didn’t give me grief over the needle I had on me. I have to use a needle to get the memory card out because the boneheads who designed the slot decided not to spring load it. The cop even asked me what the folded up piece of paper in my camera was (I use that to keep the cam from moving around in the case.) In the end, even the battery was too perfect for me today. It just wouldn’t die, and I was faced with the option of either deleting everything, or having them call the ‘real’ police, not just park rangers. After I deleted everything, the black ranger- the one who hadn’t said much up to this point- decided to tell me the ‘moral of this story’, and they ended up letting me go. But what a price…

I got to thinking I should say more about this later, so I’ll tell you my future thoughts on this in a future post.

Bad New, Bad News, but the Good Carnival Updates are on the Way.

It’s official. Blackstreetbbw.com has just experienced it’s single worst month in it’s history. But… before I reveal the rest of the bad news, let me bring in the good news for those of you who haven’t been reading my little candid bbw blog here lately. No doubt, many of you reading this came here from Blackstreetbbw.com to find out what the immediate future of outdoor candid bbw videography held, so I’ll repost the new preview pics for both of the first two carnival updates here:

Okay, now for the rest of the bad news pity rant. All this time in February and I’ve only managed to earn four rebilling members. That means that there are only four people who JOINed Blackstreetbbw.com in this whole month who have any possibility of billing again in the upcoming month or so. The few other guys that did join only joined for one month and that was it. There’s a little good news here for me, in that failed rebill saves are at an all time high. That means people didn’t have money in thier accounts when they were scheduled to pay again, but I’ve set PayPal to try three times before giving up, and somehow people’s accounts were coming in order for me just in time for the last billing try to work, so they’re still members. Usually I just lose members like that- often for good reason, because they turn out to have forgotten Blackstreetbbw.com after thier first day or lost interest in it- but this month I’ve been saving them left and right, a big surprise. I’ve also had some people pay twice to JOIN Blackstreetbbw.com, but then when I contacted them over thier refunds to make sure they could recieve them, they said nothing. I’ve learned by experience that it’s best not to send refunds to people who don’t respond to my emails concerning them- I’ve had a number of those returned to me in the past when I was more generous and sent them anyway- so I’ll be keeping thier extra money then, but I won’t allow two memberships to rebill for one person. Cancelling a duplicate membership for someone is a lot easier for me to do then send them a refund, especially when money is tight. (Make sure you click the pics above so I can hurry up and get this ShareAPic payment I’m about to qualify for!)

One of the double subscribers had an email that ended in .jp, so I’m figuring that individual likely didn’t speak english too well, and if so that would explain why he ignored my reply for refund email. Of course, maybe he just gave an email address he wasn’t going to check, like I would do. Anyways, maybe if I’d been brushing up on my japanese- you can learn a lot of that by watching original animes and other videos on YouTube XD- then maybe I’d’ve been better able to communicate the issue to him. Oh well. I’m not going to learn a foreign language just to send somebody thier refund for $3.50 when I could just keep his money for free!
my website‘s also been getting ‘grade F’ traffic lately; I lose traffic there even as the blog continues to grow. Well I promise I’m on it on the website, as this post will hopefully show. I’m tired of reshowing old stuff, but the new stuff’s been so time consuming lately. I’ve got lots of plans to save blackstreetbbw in March, so expect things to improve.


To conclude this post, I have no idea why February was so bad. January was almost record setting good, with new members every day, but starting on the first, things just ran dry. Oh yeah, and I actually did take the time to learn a tiny bit of japanese so my favorite animes would make just a little more sense.

Xmas Candid Video Trip: Black Street BBWs ’09!

Part of the future of

Blackstreetbbw.com!!

You may have read My Plans for Blackstreetbbw in ’09. Well, if you want to read the rest of this entry, it’s below all my pics down at the bottom. Read that before you ask why these vids like this aren’t up now.
Each pic opens the gallery of pictures so you can scroll through it! (Scroll right if an ad appears and gets in the way at first.) Pregnant pics in the lower gallery

You may have noticed that I’ve been holding the new ‘dangercam’ videos back. There are two reasons for that. First off, as you might know, when I post updates to Blackstreetbbw.com, I go through all the update folders I have stored on my hard drives and post the oldest unposted one as the update. I have a lot of stuff that you can’t afford, or bear, to miss, so that will not be skipped. I learn something new about what I do with almost every update, so if I post in this way the site will improve with almost every update, and not just get bigger. Speaking of updates, if you’re wondering where the next one on the site is, read here. The other reason you have to wait for the new camera videos is that the site’s existing videos that used this camera were all edited using a different computer. The computer and editing program I have now HATE that camera. My video editor crashed over 20 times just trying to make these screencaps, so imagine if I tried[again] to make a video? Can’t do that right now or my computer will blow up. If anyone can help me get a free or very cheap video editor I can use that would help a lot, but at least I have lots of time to find one before it’s time to post these vids. One other thing: some of the unposted ‘dangercam’ vids are 640×480 with much better picture quality than these!
One other thing that’s getting in the way, and also causing me to update the blog more heavily than the website it was designed to promote- promotion! I need money and new members more than you might think right now, so I’m working my butt off trying to promote blackstreetbbw. Kudos to a blogger and a Yahoo!er who posted links to me without my asking just recently. If anyone else wants to do that, or wants to do a link trade, Contact me!

YAY! 99th post!

Another Trip, [NOT] Another Adventure

Well I just finished a bbw filming-without-permission trip to Virginia Beach for blackstreetbbw.com, and I got to say that this trip was a little less eventful than the others, although I did see a little wierdness on the bus on the way there.
It still had it’s moments starting with this nasty white fat lady I saw when I got to the Wal-Mart (a bUw!).

Have you ever seen this?
The woman was outside washing herself with her own spit in from of a trash can. And not clean spit either. Nasty mucous sounding spit. Her knockers must’ve been filthy to deserve the treatment she was giving them, and for them to actually be getting clean from this process! “HhhAAACcKk!! Ptooie!” Then she used what she’d just spat out onto a napkin to reach into her big Kool-Aid-Man red t-shirt and wash her breasts! Yuck! Wouldn’t want to handle those!

 Event Two: I hit Wal-Mart out there for the second time, thinking maybe there’d be some bbw there this time around. Things’d been hot at the mall, but the best women had already left. Plus, I wa kind of hoping that some of them had left for Wal-mart. There was this one woman in there that was really hot, but I was thinking like ‘I bet she’s not going to Wal-Mart. With my luck, this woman right there with the way smaller breasts is going there.’ I was actually right on that. Exactly right. Too bad. I also thought the assoicate there that officially put the ‘ass’ in ASSociate would be on the clock as [seemed]always. I was right on that point too. And on a third point: taping her today would be overshooting her.
I already knew I’d been creeping her out with my saturday appearances. I knew that from the last time I’d gone there and had the audacity to get in her checkout line. She helped all the customers before me, but called a male associate over while she was doing it. When he asked her why she needed him she replied something like “Do I really need to tell you?”, and turned her register over to him when she’d gotten through the customers to me. Then she went and ‘hid’ behind her girlfriend at the next register, like she could hide her big behind. The guy was totally professional with me, rung me up, and then the girl took her register back from him (I’m almost positive ’cause I saw her walk right back, but I didn’t want to look too obvious looking back like that so I stopped short of finding out for certain.). But yeah, that’s what happened last week.
What happened involving this big booty beauty this week was I was trying to get a dangercam video out of her, and I was like ‘this has to be my last video of her because I’ve clearly overshot her’ [my personal definition of overshoot: To videotape a girl knowing full well she’s on to me and is about to say something or take some other kind of action.] I knew better than to get in her line, so I got in the next line over, the one that’d give me the rear- and superior- view anyway. Then the video got ruined by one of AOL’s official hated grocery shoppers: the person who will not move their cart up so the people behind them can get their groceries on the belt. Or in my case, get thier body into prime shooting position. Booty girl’d seen me there using her paranoia skill,so I really need the bitch in front of me to move her shit, but she wouldn’t, and I was in no real spot to try and ask or make her. Didn’t want to make noise or my plans any more obvious.

Booty girl got on the intercom and called for a manager at her register. I knew I was running out of time, and the woman in front of me would not move. I’m thinking ‘Once that red coat gets here, I’m gonna have to run, vid or no vid.’ Of course, the dangercam was running hot the whole time, so technically I did have a vid, and I was able to move up a little at the last second as she simultaneously moved that behind out a little further where I could see it a little better. Two things came together there, but two staff members also came together there, and she explained some kind of thing about me to the red coat woman who showed up quickly for her. That woman took booty girl’s mic and called a real manager over to the line number of the lane I was in, not the ASSociate’s line, so I was pretty sure I was in trouble. Sensing that, I moved to the next line, and the red coat got back on to and altered the lane number in the request accordingly. Time to split! But how to get out with my needed lithium dangercam batteries?

 Aha! I’ll buy them in electronics and then get the hell out of here and not come back. Had to watch my back though; it’s a good thing I did, because the woman realized I was trying to escape and didn’t have time to wait for the big guy, so she took matters into her own hands and gave chase. I knew I’d have to ditch her or the batteries, so I chose to lose her instead and lost her by aisle-weaving my way to the electronics area. I think she made another call on her walkie talkie saying I was on the move before I did. I got my batteries though, and got my ass out of walmart. Safely. Good.

   Rather than make another blog post, I’d like to just add this final update sighting of her here. I saw her again the next week wanted to try this dangercam 640 video thing one more time by making a quickie. I would turn it on and just walk past her. One good passby and then never tape her again. Unfortunately my cover was already blown because I’d passed by her before on my way in the store where we discovered each other in the first place for that day. By the time I came back around to make the vid, trouble was already ready. She and the man who’d ‘rescued’ her from me two weeks prior looked at me extremely discreetly as I made my approach and the man said “That’s him?” The answer was affirmative, so he tried to get my attention, but the answer from me was nothing, because I was trying to ignore him, play my whole absolutely failed video off and get away, but he kept at it, and seeing I was paying him no mind and instead slinking off, he gave chase, and he was harder to get rid of than the red coat from the week before. To get him off me, I had to make it look like I was really just in a hurry and thinking about my short grocery list. It worked well enough. I got back to the dairy area, conviently located in the very back of the store so he’d have to follow me far. Maybe that was a problem for him, because he did have to leave his post to do this. I’d heard him hollar off to somebody politely “Just watch my post!” as he took off after me. Maybe seeing me get my eggs and cheese to buy them and leave satisfied him enough to get him to leave me alone.
What I was thinking at the time, and still am now though, is… What would I have done if he’d decided to run? Running for me would’ve been out of the question! Hmmm…