Commercial MILFs Insert

Flora spread dinosaur commercial MILF pictures video post hehe

Haha have you ever noticed the MILFs and their prevalence in certain, specific roles in TV? XD
I mean, there seems to be a very specific kinda role where only bottom-heavy MILFs can be in it, and they’re much hippy-er than you’d see elsewhere in roles.

Take the new-ish 2016 Flora spread dinosaur TV ads I just saw.

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Flora spread commercial dinosaur mom
What a big head!


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Other such MILFs that come to mind include the big reared, long legged mom in the I’m a Monster animated short
or obviously that woman in Sausage Party (I still need to see that movie so I don’t know if she’s technically a MILF but DAMN XD . THAT MOVIE.)
But I guess it seems like everyone loves to make moms in smaller roles or smaller animated works with extreme waist to hip ratios.

Anyways, I’m sure you could find more like this and I guess something more BBW related was what you were looking for on this blog, but still I thought it’d be fun to post this, so I did. 😎

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Finally, It’s My Turn to do Something I’ve Wanted to do & Wanted Other BBW Lovers to do too: Post Talk Show Footage of Big Sexy Women!

There are Maury Povich Right-Click-to-Download-Left-Click-to-Watch SSBBW video links at the bottom of this post!

Have you ever noticed how often you see talk shows about bold, sexy women- especially busty ones?
Now, have you noticed how difficult it is to find even a single shred of that sexy footage from your favorite show anywhere on the internet? Or even to find people talking about it? I mean, considering that they call them talk shows, you ought to be able to find somebody talking about them on the internet somewhere!
Just try looking up something you saw on a talk show and see how hard it can be to find even a ghost of a trace of it on the internet.
  Well, I’ve finally gone and done what I was waiting for too long for other people to do! I, the blackstreetbbw.com webmaster, have videotaped the most important part of an episode of Maury Povich for you to download and watch! Oh, and I’ve posted the whole segment, not just some select shots!
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In order for me to be inspired to tape a show like this, or even look forward to watching it, something about the day before preview commercial of it really has to hook me, and this episode finally did it. I made plans to be at home and hog the TV during Maury time so I could tape his show. Unfortunately, I didn’t have a blank VHS tape available, and I wasn’t going to tape over any of my Celestrial Event.com BBW tapes to make this bbw tape, and my new camera hasn’t arrived yet, so I had to use my current, shitty little spy camera to record it bootleg style! I figured, ‘Nobody else is making Maury BBW videos at all, save Maury himself and his crew, so mine’ll be the best out there, even if the picture sucks!’ And speaking of picture sucking, not only did I have my spy camera going in bootleg clip crap mode, my television set was also in crap mode. Don’t know what’s up with my cable, but this particular channel never comes in clear. I tried tightening up the cable line to the tv on both ends and at the splitter in advance, because that fixes problems with channels such as Cartoon Network (and Adult Swim!!!), but none of that worked for this channel, and sadly, I didn’t even expect it to because I knew the cable line was tight. I also know that for channels that have this problem, the picture often becomes much clearer when a car drives by in front of the house XD ! You can watch this stuff I recorded and tell there was no rush hour traffic outside! I also don’t know for why the black horizontal bars appeared in places in the video but not on my tv, but I think it has to do with white balance thresholds with blackstreetbbw’s spy camera.

Anyways, I guess that’s all the talking you can stand, so here are your links followed by a little more talking where I tell you how to watch the main file:

First Preview

Second Preview

‘Unrelated’ Fighting from the Other Guests on The Episode

More ‘Unrelated’ Fighting from the Other Guests on The Episode

End Credits


These are the links for the main show. Follow the instructions below!

First, download all three files to the same folder with right clicking and saving! Then download “Adsen File Splitter” (yes, splitter) and install it on your computer. Use Google to find it. It’s free, very small, and might be useful to you. Let it get useful to you by using it to combine the files into a single .ASF/asx file. You should be able to play it on Windows Media Player and other players. If you’re a member of my site, and you’re watched one of my raw cut vids or Raw File segments, then you can view .ASF/asx videos. This process is a lot easier and less painless than it sounds.

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Curve Control Jeans: An Almost Entertaining, Almost For-BBW-Lovers Infomercial?

You’ve all heard the phrase “Dangerous Curves Ahead”, but…… do curves need to be controlled?
I had something else in mind for today’s post, but before I could get to typing I heard the TV on and had to go look at it…
Lo and behold! There were overweight women on tv! And not in just quick shots, documentary style, or still before and after photos either! Nope! Real women, on an infomercial. Women who looked like they could almost pass for thick. What was I watching at 6am? 30 minutes of paid programming featuring the Kymaro Curve Control jeans. …Hmm… ‘Curve Control’. Sounded like it could be worth watching when I was up with nothing but blogging to do, especially if this commercial about curves actually featured some… It did. (Now please don’t let 1000 overweight women discover this blog because they were looking for those! I said ‘brand spanking new in an older post, and no more people searching for ‘spanking’ found this blog so maybe I’ll be OK.)
Respect the curves
  I remember when I was a kid and I first heard about how much difficulty women have finding jeans on the radio. Long after that, when I really got to looking at women, and long after I got over the question “Mom, why are women’s pants so tight?” I got into looking at all the different shapes women come in and wondering how many jeans have to be on the rack to fit all those different women. Must be difficult, especially with designers trying to sell pants straight up and down, like that’s actually attractive, or realistic. According to the Kymaro commercial, there are virtually “no jeans for real women, with curves!” So here were these Kymaro people to save the day for some real shoppers.
They’d actually bring real women into thier ‘store’, measure them around their fat stomachs and thier hips, and then later, after focusing the camera and conversations on the details of thier nice, soft, womanly figures, hand them these jeans to go put on. There was no telling women to diet or lose weight to look better ever. Just put on the jeans, and she could look better, and thinner right now, withoug losing a pound. They did do comparison waist and hip measurements in the Curve Control jeans though to show how many inches around the women lost when the beautiful shaping power of the jeans was applied, though. This was not a commercial about fat women getting thin! It was a commercial about celebrating curvy thickness!
They said “Ladies, tuck in those shirts, and get ready to show off that tiny waist!”. That sales staement was, like, priceless, and I think it will be burned into my brain for a while.
  They showed an assortment of problems, and brought in several ‘shoppers’ to show them fixing them. Problems: Muffin top, big bulging stomach like on those ‘lose stomach fat’ ads, butt cleavage (You know, crack showing), ‘Unibutt’, and of course, the most obviously devastating problem of all “Flat as a pancake posterior” (complete with camera angle). The other problems, different kind of big women lovers can excuse, or even enjoy, but that one… well, it was music to my ears to hear a woman say that a flat ass is a terrible, problem for any woman to have, at any age, and one that must be fixed! The first woman I saw was an older ugly black one who looked like she’d look bad in anything, but after she put those jeans on, there was an actual improvement. Not nearly enough to fix her old ugly ass, but still, those jeans looked a lot better on her than the gray slacks she’d worn in. There was this ugly white woman with a so-called apple shape, and a not-so ugly one with a nice pear shape, and they explained the terms, for the sake of the cave/farm dwelling people who might not know, plus all these details of how women’s jeans fit, from feel to being long enough for heels, as they laughed a little and had the pear shaped one turn around and show off that nice butt in those nice jeans so they could do some showing as explained. You could have changed the audio to “Okay all you stick loving white boys. This is what a nice ass is supposed to look like. See how it sticks out instead of going straight down? And now we’re going to show you a black girl…” I was actually watching regular U.S. cable television, and they were showing of a woman’s shapely butt. And a white girl’s at that.

So next up was that young black girl. She had a… tall… muffin top. It wasn’t sticking way out, but her jeans were cut real low, and the top of that muffin was right under her ribs, so she definately didn’t need jeans that low! That put her on there feeling that muffin top on tv as she put her thumbs in the jeans and around. This other woamn, the one with the thighs I wanted to see who probably looked the most like the typical blackstreetbbw woman, was wearing a body shaper she said, and got them to mention the concept of double muffin top! This woman didn’t have that problem, but she was about the biggest woman they showed on there though.
  The repeating ‘in-between’ scenes featured overweight women buttoning their jeans, struggling to find jeans, and displaying a nice, big booty, bulging pantyline behind. I just got a girl recently after behind single for a long time and focused on other things, so it’d really been a while since I’d seen a nice look at a woamn fastening a button arounnd a soft fat belly.
  And of course, the infomercial wouldn’t’ve been complete without the typical ‘Seen on TV’ sales gimmick structure. #9.95 for a pair, but buy two and get the second at $10 off. “That’s over 25%!” Yeah, it’s over 25%, by about 1.25 cents so that’s 25.03% off if my math’s right. “Just pay seperate processing.” They didn’t show the shipping and handling was- the handling parts important in keeping them from getting sued. Working as an inbound telemarketer before and taking orders for all kinds of stuff off tv- (you may think you’ were calling a nurse or law office, but really, no matter what number you were dialing you were calling us. I once had a man call to order something, the call wasn’t all that pleasant [but it could’ve been much worse], then he called for a totally different product and got me again out of hundreds of reps, back to back.) and knowing how they worked, I bet S&H was $8 a pair, so that’s $16 bucks to ship 2 pairs of jeans that take 4-6 weeks to arrive.

Boobs too Big for Her to Find Food with: A Funny Commercial!

I was busy on the internet looking for ways to promote my website www.blackstreetbbw.com (Hint- hint! If you’re reading this and looking for traffic, I’m probably looking for you!), and I found this commercial while I was doing it. The description on the blog I found it on (Boobies For Us) said “I wonder if this actually happens…”, and that’s what got me to read it.
Click here to see the commercial!

I decided not to embed it because I want to promote the video
the blog I found it through and
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