Banned from Target: Blast from the Black Street BBW Past Part 1 of 2

Those of you who’ve been with blackstreetbbw.com for long enough and been in The Thighs Section reading, remembering and taking note of things in my video descriptions might know I’d been meaning to tell this blackstreetbbw.com story for the longest time! No- you probably thought was just never going to tell it period, just like you think I’m not ever going to go back and finish those old blog entries I’d said I was going to finish, but so far have not! But here I am, finally finishing the ‘Banned from Target’ story- in the right place for that.
I’d started working on this story already, so I begin this post with the copied contents of the text file.
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-THE BLACKSTREETBBW.COM WEBMASTER GETS BANNED FROM TARGET-

It really all started with this video in the Butts Section of www.blackstreetbbw.com with the caption: ‘It wasn’t until I stopped doing profile filming and got her from behind that I realized how good she was’. I know that nobody noticed that that video runs straight into a video called ‘Had to stop filming this for that!’ because I recently found an ommission in the link to ‘Had to stop filming this for that’ on page 3 of the Thighs Section that rendered the video unavailable, and not one single person said anything to me about that video not working. The main reason I was mad at that was because I knew that file was old. I checked the date of the update it was in. November 9th, 2006. Then I checked today’s date. August 11th, 2007. Well damn! A very attractive clip that’s really good for such an old one has been sitting on the server unavailable for NINE MONTHS and nobody said a word! Not even one person! I know that I should be making sure all the vids I post are available, but as you can surely tell I’m an amateur working alone, and I make mistakes sometimes. So yeah, I found it for you, but DAMN! Somebody could have said something! I don’t bite!
Anyway, time to stop ranting and get back to the subject. I cut the second video of her from my first sighting of her at the point I stopped it at because I thought she might have busted me somehow and remained cool about it. At the time it was just a funny feeling I’d gotten from something I though I heard her say that I couldn’t even make out and from the way she walked over to that register and said it. Then a manager was called. I thought it could all have been a coincedence and there was something kind of ambiguity around it since I didn’t clearly hear or see anything, and she didn’t say any words or make any gestures with any obvious meaning, so later on I though maybe it was nothing. Or maybe not. I thought I’d never know, and I still don’t know for sure, but now I think I do. Since the manager was coming I took a hint and left. A lot of times when I’m shooting candids in a store and having good luck I wait for the well to run dry or for something ‘funny’ to happen and take that as my cue to call it a day, so I marked my trip to Target as such and went on to my favorite Wal-Mart next door.
Now fast forward a little bit to a later day. I saw her again, and this time my reason to think I was nearing my ‘taping her limit’ was that she asked “May I help you?” as I hovered around her (That’s always an omen). Seeing her again made it finally hit me: I knew where and WHEN to find her again! Why it took until my SECOND sighting of her for that to click, I don’t know. Maybe some part of my mind needed some kind of ‘two-times confirmation’ or something, but once that second time went by I started factoring her into my xmas plans. Not changing them now- no, the plan was still go to work in the wee hours of the morning, then go to the mall, then Target, then Wal-Mart,(they’re all across streets from each other) then home, but I’d make sure to look for her at Target, especially since I thought I knew where to find her in the store when I got there. That last part turned out to be all wrong because she appears to work all over the place in there: She works on the register, stocks the magazine racks and book and software shelves, stands around to assist customers, gets the key to the electronics case to help customers there, and she does cart pushing and in-the-back work.
The first time I’d actively searched for her I didn’t find her at all and thought I’d probably shown up too late. The next time I saw her BEFORE I went to Target, at the McDonald’s getting breakfast (dressed for work in her work colors, of course). It would’ve been nice to have taped her there so I could’ve gotten a film of her some place other than Target, and when I went to the store after work she was gone, so I figured she must’ve worked a slightly earlier shift that day and left the store, and that’s when I saw something weird. When I’d pulled up to the store on my bike these to white guys had just put thier bikes on the rack and were going in, and as I pulled off I saw two police officers searching them as thier bikes lay on the ground. Something in me sank as I said to myself “I bet they were looking for me. Good thing those guys left first so I can ride by while the police are busy.”
I never should’ve returned, but at least I got lucky enough the next time to find who I was looking for. This time I walked in and found her working at the front register and thought I’d better try again another time, thinking an at-the-register video of her would turn out sub-par. I was wrong about that, which I found out after my vain, brief search through the store for a subject. What happened next was pretty much explained in the ‘Banned from Target’ Big Thighs Video from Page
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Not sure exactly what I was thinking with that hanging end there, but here goes the rest of the story:


  I’d just finished videotaping the Blackstreetbbw Curvy Queen and walked out the store door into the waiting arms of the police!

First things first: the patdown. Ah, what’s this? They pull my camera (then the blackstreetbbw ‘classic’ [original] cam) out of my pocket. Time for a brief lesson on my original camera setup
 I had to begin by explaining how the camera worked and why I was using it. The cam was simple enough, but since I’d originally been sold on the wireless spy cam idea, there was a wireless video reciever for it in a pouch that I had to carry on me because the 300 foot range claim didn’t even turn out to be 300 centimeters. And boy, did that reciever look like crap. It was ery visibly worn, and in order to work right for more than a few minutes, I had to abandon the 9v battery plug it’d come with (The manufacturer even reccommended doing that for peak performance!) and come up with a homemade 11 battery AA setup, complete with the bad looking accompanying tangle or wires!
Then the video recorder sat in a seperate pocket and had to be plugged into all that, with a nice and unreliable plug. All that crap really looked like shit too. I wish I could show it to you. The fact that it all looked so bad meant I could tell two cops that it didn’t always record, so that was why we couldn’t find the video I’d just shot

YOU KNOW WHAT? I’M GOING TO GO ON TO THE NEXT STORY AND FINISH THIS ONE LATER!

Curve Control Jeans: An Almost Entertaining, Almost For-BBW-Lovers Infomercial?

You’ve all heard the phrase “Dangerous Curves Ahead”, but…… do curves need to be controlled?
I had something else in mind for today’s post, but before I could get to typing I heard the TV on and had to go look at it…
Lo and behold! There were overweight women on tv! And not in just quick shots, documentary style, or still before and after photos either! Nope! Real women, on an infomercial. Women who looked like they could almost pass for thick. What was I watching at 6am? 30 minutes of paid programming featuring the Kymaro Curve Control jeans. …Hmm… ‘Curve Control’. Sounded like it could be worth watching when I was up with nothing but blogging to do, especially if this commercial about curves actually featured some… It did. (Now please don’t let 1000 overweight women discover this blog because they were looking for those! I said ‘brand spanking new in an older post, and no more people searching for ‘spanking’ found this blog so maybe I’ll be OK.)
Respect the curves
  I remember when I was a kid and I first heard about how much difficulty women have finding jeans on the radio. Long after that, when I really got to looking at women, and long after I got over the question “Mom, why are women’s pants so tight?” I got into looking at all the different shapes women come in and wondering how many jeans have to be on the rack to fit all those different women. Must be difficult, especially with designers trying to sell pants straight up and down, like that’s actually attractive, or realistic. According to the Kymaro commercial, there are virtually “no jeans for real women, with curves!” So here were these Kymaro people to save the day for some real shoppers.
They’d actually bring real women into thier ‘store’, measure them around their fat stomachs and thier hips, and then later, after focusing the camera and conversations on the details of thier nice, soft, womanly figures, hand them these jeans to go put on. There was no telling women to diet or lose weight to look better ever. Just put on the jeans, and she could look better, and thinner right now, withoug losing a pound. They did do comparison waist and hip measurements in the Curve Control jeans though to show how many inches around the women lost when the beautiful shaping power of the jeans was applied, though. This was not a commercial about fat women getting thin! It was a commercial about celebrating curvy thickness!
They said “Ladies, tuck in those shirts, and get ready to show off that tiny waist!”. That sales staement was, like, priceless, and I think it will be burned into my brain for a while.
  They showed an assortment of problems, and brought in several ‘shoppers’ to show them fixing them. Problems: Muffin top, big bulging stomach like on those ‘lose stomach fat’ ads, butt cleavage (You know, crack showing), ‘Unibutt’, and of course, the most obviously devastating problem of all “Flat as a pancake posterior” (complete with camera angle). The other problems, different kind of big women lovers can excuse, or even enjoy, but that one… well, it was music to my ears to hear a woman say that a flat ass is a terrible, problem for any woman to have, at any age, and one that must be fixed! The first woman I saw was an older ugly black one who looked like she’d look bad in anything, but after she put those jeans on, there was an actual improvement. Not nearly enough to fix her old ugly ass, but still, those jeans looked a lot better on her than the gray slacks she’d worn in. There was this ugly white woman with a so-called apple shape, and a not-so ugly one with a nice pear shape, and they explained the terms, for the sake of the cave/farm dwelling people who might not know, plus all these details of how women’s jeans fit, from feel to being long enough for heels, as they laughed a little and had the pear shaped one turn around and show off that nice butt in those nice jeans so they could do some showing as explained. You could have changed the audio to “Okay all you stick loving white boys. This is what a nice ass is supposed to look like. See how it sticks out instead of going straight down? And now we’re going to show you a black girl…” I was actually watching regular U.S. cable television, and they were showing of a woman’s shapely butt. And a white girl’s at that.

So next up was that young black girl. She had a… tall… muffin top. It wasn’t sticking way out, but her jeans were cut real low, and the top of that muffin was right under her ribs, so she definately didn’t need jeans that low! That put her on there feeling that muffin top on tv as she put her thumbs in the jeans and around. This other woamn, the one with the thighs I wanted to see who probably looked the most like the typical blackstreetbbw woman, was wearing a body shaper she said, and got them to mention the concept of double muffin top! This woman didn’t have that problem, but she was about the biggest woman they showed on there though.
  The repeating ‘in-between’ scenes featured overweight women buttoning their jeans, struggling to find jeans, and displaying a nice, big booty, bulging pantyline behind. I just got a girl recently after behind single for a long time and focused on other things, so it’d really been a while since I’d seen a nice look at a woamn fastening a button arounnd a soft fat belly.
  And of course, the infomercial wouldn’t’ve been complete without the typical ‘Seen on TV’ sales gimmick structure. #9.95 for a pair, but buy two and get the second at $10 off. “That’s over 25%!” Yeah, it’s over 25%, by about 1.25 cents so that’s 25.03% off if my math’s right. “Just pay seperate processing.” They didn’t show the shipping and handling was- the handling parts important in keeping them from getting sued. Working as an inbound telemarketer before and taking orders for all kinds of stuff off tv- (you may think you’ were calling a nurse or law office, but really, no matter what number you were dialing you were calling us. I once had a man call to order something, the call wasn’t all that pleasant [but it could’ve been much worse], then he called for a totally different product and got me again out of hundreds of reps, back to back.) and knowing how they worked, I bet S&H was $8 a pair, so that’s $16 bucks to ship 2 pairs of jeans that take 4-6 weeks to arrive.

Thick, Curvy Black Women from MySpace: Some of the Hottest BBWs in America!

If you’re looking for very specific pics, scroll down this page, or click this gallery link here for more! Then click a pic when you’re there to find even more! If you want to see women like these that I’ve personally found, click here.
Otherwise, if you just want to see some hand picked great, curvy big women of color from my MySpace searching, just enjoy this page’s galleries! I was thinking I’d end up making, like, four post pages like this, but I think one or two might do it. I know I’ll add some more MySpace pics to the page, so be sure to come back here and look!




























































































New Super Pear Woman Discovered and Caught on Candid Camera!: Black Street BBW Annihilated by Big Booty Unlimited on YouTube!

The biggest, widest, sexiest, candid, black big booty sista on the ‘net, with one of the craziest waist-to-hip ratios in the world.
  Okay, after posting this without permission, I’d kind of felt that I’d posted it wrong and should take it down, but now that I’ve talked with BigBootyUnlimited and recieved permission to repost this, I better do it, and do it properly this time. I can even embed it now, so you don’t have to go to the channel to watch it, but you should go there anyway, because BigBootyUnlimited has a good strong number of really good big booty candids, and they do not dissapoint.


I will say this now only to ward off the ideas of people who may be thinking the videographer was crazy for not making this video longer: there is more footage of this woman. However, do not go over to his YouTube channel to beg, and do not make any posts anywhere about how I told you that more of her is coming or anything like that. Just like I have a massive archive of unposted stuff for blackstreetbbw sitting on my hard drive, waiting to be edited and posted in future updates, he, like any active candid videographer, has unposted footage. I don’t really like it too much when people badger me over future stuff when I’m not ready to post it because I’m working on something else (not that that happens very oftern), and I’m certain that this man will not be happy if a bunch of people go bug him, so do not do that. Just know that this man was too smart to just let that go at just what you saw there. You’d have to be either crazy, or in trouble to get away from something that good that quick.
In fact, don’t even tell anyone I told you I heard there was more. Just know it. That, and subscribe to Big Booty Unlimited, so you can get all of his hot, frequent updates. I did. And if you like big candid booty, I’m pretty sure that one day you’ll log into your YouTube account and see that BigBootyUnlimited has just uploaded the big booty candid of the decade!

Big Brown BBW with Tits and Hips: Free Candid Preview Pics Gallery of One of Black Street BBW’s Curviest New Women!

Just wanted to give all my members and non-members a chance to see who’s gonna be making her debut on blackstreetbbw.com tomorrow! Members know where she’s going. Non-Members, look for her here (tomorrow or later of course)

BBW Galleries Up Now on Blackstreetbbw

Time to show those of you who don’t know, what the candid hidden video camera website
www.blackstreetbbw.com is all about! It’s also time to show
current blackstreetbbw.com members some more of what the near future holds, so everybody check these pics out!
Each pic will open a whole gallery up in a new window for the woman

PICS BEING UPLOADED NOW, PLEASE WAIT FOR MORE

Second, and Probably Final, MercedesBBWUncut Post! Hot!

Don’t get so excited about this one post that you forget to look at any of the other posts on this big booty bbw blog!

It time for everybody to get ready to go to mercedesbbwuncut.com to check out the hands down hottest (unless you have a belly fetish) bbws on the planet!!


Click the pic to go there now! …Or scroll down to find some Super Pear & UniquelyMadeDiva fun here before you go so you know why you’re going! Other than to spend a little money of course! You’ve got to patronize websites like this because they exist to get money. If nobody spends any money on them, they will die, and who wants that? If you want more stuff like this to be on the internet, support whatever sites you like with whatever you want to spend!
First off, Super Pear!
This woman just might have the wildest waist-to-hip ratio on the earth!

Wish I could share more video of her, but I don’t have anything else that didn’t come from Mercedes Member’s Area. I made this animated GIF so peeps could see a tiny little bit of Super Pear’s super jiggle! Mercedes liked it, and you’ll like it more! Right or Left Click the above right pic if you want to see it!



Since the YouTube video here had to be deleted, and I did at least get permission from Mercedes to post Super Pear pics, I’ve put her into my picture galleries. Don’t ask for more pics, because Mercedes only gave me permission to use one YouTube video, so I worked out of the one that was up. And she does know how to find this blog.

Now it’s time for UniquelyMadeDiva!


If you search the Google for pictures of UniquelyMadeDiva you won’t find enough, so let’s take care of that problem, shall we? I’m not showing any vidcaps from the Member’s Area videos of her, or from the first model audition DVD with her on it, but that doesn’t mean your pic searching time was wasted on this blog! Somehow I managed to find a Ladies Room Chronicles video with UMD in it- and no, the video was not something illegal some dude brought a cam into the ladies room to film! I think I found out about this from Jonas’ blog, the place where I originally discovered UMD, before she got big (on the ‘net, not the bottom!). You might’ve seen this one before, but since I doubt it, check it out!



If you pay attention to the video you can tell what state she’s in! Oh, and by the way, isn’t there bbw in there worth looking at besides UniquelyMadeDiva?

I wanted to make sure you saw something here that you haven’t already seen elsewhere on the ‘net, so, just like I went and spent time making that Super Pear animated GIF, I also spent some good quality time making some not quite good quality UMD pics. I pulled them out of the YouTube video as screen capture vidcaps, so they’re not hi-res, although they do look a little sharper if you shrink them, like most low-res pics do.

Make sure you SCROLL THROUGH THE GALLERIES after you click on the pictures to see the rest of them! There are a bunch of them to see if you scroll forward or back, or click View ‘Full Album’!

HOT DAMN!! These pictures are so hot, somebody viewed them AS SOON AS I POSTED THEM! They were only online for a few seconds and they have views going across them already! I hope this keeps up!
That first picture was the pic of my dreams! Well, that pic, and this one:

The last pic is one I dug up of UniquelyMadeDiva gettin’ her party on.
I practically had dreams about that 1st pic and the ones like it, and all the things they brought to mind because I was daydreaming about them too much! Imagine her gettin’ her walk on in a crowd of people with everyone having to make room for the queen! Or imagine her getting on a bus and walking down it for a seat… or not finding one… There are so many things you could imagine about hips like those, and that’s just BEFORE you get to your xxx fantasies!

Okay… I actually did throw a few pics in there (Where? Scroll through the galleries once you’ve clicked the pics and gotten to shareapic silly.) that came from the DVD as vidcaps. I hope I won’t be in trouble for doing it, but I’m sure it’ll be helpful because it’ll show people some of what they’ll see when they buy the DVD I did. Don’t ask me to pull more pics from my disc, because I didn’t make any of these vidcaps! I found them online, but they’re probably gone from where I found them by now. I also threw in the ones good ‘ol Jonas showed me, just in case you haven’t seen them before, so SCROLL THROUGH THE GALLERY after you CLICK THE PICS! Go to BBWSource sometime and tell Jonas I sent ya’!