The Problems Boobs Do

Just what you’ve been wanting! A short post with pictures!
These are problems women have because of their boobs and the things their boobs do.
First off, as you can see, breasts cause keyboarding mistakes


I was in the bank taking care of my business (doing it in more ways than one, because she had a rack on her, so I had to take care of my online business too and tape her), and now that I look at this, I think I better verify she did everything right. I was sure she could do her job right, until this happened. Now I think she might’ve fucked up.

Big boobs keep money safe.

See the metal cash box lid? Keeping the money in a metal cash box instead of in the cash register is only getting halfway there. Put the box lid under some boobs and there’s no worry of it ever just popping open for people to reach into! I was wondering if I’d even be able to get my change.

And of course, big boobs block views.

Now, with a view as beautiful as the view of boobs, who’d want to see anything else? Women, of course. Even ones with big boobs want to see their shoes at some point, but the only time some women see their shoes is when they’re selecting a pair to put on!
I took the first two pics with my own candid camera, but the third one came from MySpace. Enjoy, and have a nice day!

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I’VE Been Caught On Candid Camera By A Dummy Who Doesn’t Know A Thing About Candid Camera (And How You Don’t Make It Drop Dead Obvious with A Cell Phone!)

I got to write this entry right now. I just can’t resist. I’m here in the library right now, and I’m not dressed the best either, so this teenager is candid video of me right now as I type this! Guess that’s what I get for wearing T-Shirt with holes in it that I slept in to the library ’cause I really didn’t feel like making the long trip to the library without the benefit of a vehicle, but I had to head out earky to make sure I could get out early enoguh to get online and get all these backed up blackstreetbbw videos online.
Okay… he’s stopped for the moment, but only I think because he and his giggly friends are over there laughing at the stupid vid he made where I can’t see them… Oh, wait, I see them now…
Well anyways, this isn’t the first time I’ve been on someone else’s candid camera, and usually I think when I knew I was it was my punishment for going out looking bad, and it didn’t really bother me much. It kind of did, but it was more funny than irritating. I did some things on dude’s camera like shake my head and laugh, or look straight in his face or directly into his lens deliberately.
But yeah, those guys were giggling like a bunch of schoolgirls over thier bud’s silly behavior, and how long his video went on! I think it was a video, based on how and how long it was going, but it could’ve just been pics. They talked about it, then young blood just whipped out his cell phone and a silly smile and started taping! At first I raised my arm into a ‘defensive’ position, but I knew that wouldn’t stop him so I just went back to work, giving him an occasional glance. Plus, he moved to a better position. Then, after couple looks from me, his dumb ass went and hid behind the bookshelf and zoomed in. I know he zoomed in because I distinctly heard the words “zoomed in” uttered! Then, when he realized I still knew he was there, he moved to another place behind books where it’d be harder for me to see him so it took me a sec to find him! Then his giggly posse joined him over there! This was truly getting funny. A woman walked up and caught my eye during this time, and for once I’m actually glad she wasn’t quite blackstreetbbw worthy, because then he’d’ve gotten a candid vid of me getting a candid vid… and something about that is just wrong.
The big security guard right behind him at the beginning wasn’t enough of a deterrent like I thought he’d be (meaning, I thought before they started anything that those guys had some stupid mischief on their brains) I had my new candid camera charging it’s battery off the USB on the back of my computer, so I could easily’ve engaged him in ‘a candid camera battle’ like I did with this silly girl that was taping me one time. That way I could’ve posted his picture here… but I refrained. Figured you guys didn’t come here to see his dumb mug!

Banned from Target: Blast from the Black Street BBW Past Part 1 of 2

Those of you who’ve been with blackstreetbbw.com for long enough and been in The Thighs Section reading, remembering and taking note of things in my video descriptions might know I’d been meaning to tell this blackstreetbbw.com story for the longest time! No- you probably thought was just never going to tell it period, just like you think I’m not ever going to go back and finish those old blog entries I’d said I was going to finish, but so far have not! But here I am, finally finishing the ‘Banned from Target’ story- in the right place for that.
I’d started working on this story already, so I begin this post with the copied contents of the text file.
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-THE BLACKSTREETBBW.COM WEBMASTER GETS BANNED FROM TARGET-

It really all started with this video in the Butts Section of www.blackstreetbbw.com with the caption: ‘It wasn’t until I stopped doing profile filming and got her from behind that I realized how good she was’. I know that nobody noticed that that video runs straight into a video called ‘Had to stop filming this for that!’ because I recently found an ommission in the link to ‘Had to stop filming this for that’ on page 3 of the Thighs Section that rendered the video unavailable, and not one single person said anything to me about that video not working. The main reason I was mad at that was because I knew that file was old. I checked the date of the update it was in. November 9th, 2006. Then I checked today’s date. August 11th, 2007. Well damn! A very attractive clip that’s really good for such an old one has been sitting on the server unavailable for NINE MONTHS and nobody said a word! Not even one person! I know that I should be making sure all the vids I post are available, but as you can surely tell I’m an amateur working alone, and I make mistakes sometimes. So yeah, I found it for you, but DAMN! Somebody could have said something! I don’t bite!
Anyway, time to stop ranting and get back to the subject. I cut the second video of her from my first sighting of her at the point I stopped it at because I thought she might have busted me somehow and remained cool about it. At the time it was just a funny feeling I’d gotten from something I though I heard her say that I couldn’t even make out and from the way she walked over to that register and said it. Then a manager was called. I thought it could all have been a coincedence and there was something kind of ambiguity around it since I didn’t clearly hear or see anything, and she didn’t say any words or make any gestures with any obvious meaning, so later on I though maybe it was nothing. Or maybe not. I thought I’d never know, and I still don’t know for sure, but now I think I do. Since the manager was coming I took a hint and left. A lot of times when I’m shooting candids in a store and having good luck I wait for the well to run dry or for something ‘funny’ to happen and take that as my cue to call it a day, so I marked my trip to Target as such and went on to my favorite Wal-Mart next door.
Now fast forward a little bit to a later day. I saw her again, and this time my reason to think I was nearing my ‘taping her limit’ was that she asked “May I help you?” as I hovered around her (That’s always an omen). Seeing her again made it finally hit me: I knew where and WHEN to find her again! Why it took until my SECOND sighting of her for that to click, I don’t know. Maybe some part of my mind needed some kind of ‘two-times confirmation’ or something, but once that second time went by I started factoring her into my xmas plans. Not changing them now- no, the plan was still go to work in the wee hours of the morning, then go to the mall, then Target, then Wal-Mart,(they’re all across streets from each other) then home, but I’d make sure to look for her at Target, especially since I thought I knew where to find her in the store when I got there. That last part turned out to be all wrong because she appears to work all over the place in there: She works on the register, stocks the magazine racks and book and software shelves, stands around to assist customers, gets the key to the electronics case to help customers there, and she does cart pushing and in-the-back work.
The first time I’d actively searched for her I didn’t find her at all and thought I’d probably shown up too late. The next time I saw her BEFORE I went to Target, at the McDonald’s getting breakfast (dressed for work in her work colors, of course). It would’ve been nice to have taped her there so I could’ve gotten a film of her some place other than Target, and when I went to the store after work she was gone, so I figured she must’ve worked a slightly earlier shift that day and left the store, and that’s when I saw something weird. When I’d pulled up to the store on my bike these to white guys had just put thier bikes on the rack and were going in, and as I pulled off I saw two police officers searching them as thier bikes lay on the ground. Something in me sank as I said to myself “I bet they were looking for me. Good thing those guys left first so I can ride by while the police are busy.”
I never should’ve returned, but at least I got lucky enough the next time to find who I was looking for. This time I walked in and found her working at the front register and thought I’d better try again another time, thinking an at-the-register video of her would turn out sub-par. I was wrong about that, which I found out after my vain, brief search through the store for a subject. What happened next was pretty much explained in the ‘Banned from Target’ Big Thighs Video from Page
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Not sure exactly what I was thinking with that hanging end there, but here goes the rest of the story:


  I’d just finished videotaping the Blackstreetbbw Curvy Queen and walked out the store door into the waiting arms of the police!

First things first: the patdown. Ah, what’s this? They pull my camera (then the blackstreetbbw ‘classic’ [original] cam) out of my pocket. Time for a brief lesson on my original camera setup
 I had to begin by explaining how the camera worked and why I was using it. The cam was simple enough, but since I’d originally been sold on the wireless spy cam idea, there was a wireless video reciever for it in a pouch that I had to carry on me because the 300 foot range claim didn’t even turn out to be 300 centimeters. And boy, did that reciever look like crap. It was ery visibly worn, and in order to work right for more than a few minutes, I had to abandon the 9v battery plug it’d come with (The manufacturer even reccommended doing that for peak performance!) and come up with a homemade 11 battery AA setup, complete with the bad looking accompanying tangle or wires!
Then the video recorder sat in a seperate pocket and had to be plugged into all that, with a nice and unreliable plug. All that crap really looked like shit too. I wish I could show it to you. The fact that it all looked so bad meant I could tell two cops that it didn’t always record, so that was why we couldn’t find the video I’d just shot

YOU KNOW WHAT? I’M GOING TO GO ON TO THE NEXT STORY AND FINISH THIS ONE LATER!