Just what you’ve been wanting! A short post with pictures!
These are problems women have because of their boobs and the things their boobs do.
First off, as you can see, breasts cause keyboarding mistakes
I was in the bank taking care of my business (doing it in more ways than one, because she had a rack on her, so I had to take care of my online business too and tape her), and now that I look at this, I think I better verify she did everything right. I was sure she could do her job right, until this happened. Now I think she might’ve fucked up.
Big boobs keep money safe.
See the metal cash box lid? Keeping the money in a metal cash box instead of in the cash register is only getting halfway there. Put the box lid under some boobs and there’s no worry of it ever just popping open for people to reach into! I was wondering if I’d even be able to get my change.
And of course, big boobs block views.
Now, with a view as beautiful as the view of boobs, who’d want to see anything else? Women, of course. Even ones with big boobs want to see their shoes at some point, but the only time some women see their shoes is when they’re selecting a pair to put on!
I took the first two pics with my own candid camera, but the third one came from MySpace. Enjoy, and have a nice day!
From time to time this blog sees people coming in searching for “huge calves”, thanks to this old post and this one, and some people’s fetishes for big legs on thier ssbbws. That, and wanting maybe a change maybe and seeing the part of the leg that’s supposed to be smaller be bigger. If you’re a total F.A., then ‘smaller part’ is never acceptable, LOL!
So, here’s my great big huge calves calfy MySpace web find! She’s a just little… manly looking… maybe, but no where near as manly looking as the one I’d talked about in that post!
If you’re looking for very specific pics, scroll down this page, or click this gallery link here for more! Then click a pic when you’re there to find even more! If you want to see women like these that I’ve personally found, click here.
Otherwise, if you just want to see some hand picked great, curvy big women of color from my MySpace searching, just enjoy this page’s galleries! I was thinking I’d end up making, like, four post pages like this, but I think one or two might do it. I know I’ll add some more MySpace pics to the page, so be sure to come back here and look!
I’d said something in my last post about this ‘woman’ with record setting sized big fat calves plus big thighs of course, so I thought since I’d deleted the moment I’d been talking about I should at least show give you something you could actually look at that I taped recently. But the woman I’d described the other day… her calves were bigger than this girl above’s thighs. Man, those calf things she had going on… those things had looked like barrels! But I think that maybe, even if you like bbws, you’re probably better off having NOT seen them.
That woman I’d mentioned before in the last post… her calves were HUGE!!!!! But… I had very little time to tape her before she squeezed into the driver’s seat, I was already in a panicky state trying to film in the Wal-Mart parking lot with the security truck looking for me and when I got shocked over the masculinity of her appearance I had to stop taping her immediatley and delete the file because if I got caught, I didn’t want to go down over something like that. That deletion left my memory card blank because I’d just switched to a fresh one. Everything happened so fast I saw her and went to tape her without even thinking, and her size hadn’t even fully registered in my mind yet because size that great takes a second to squeeze through my mental processing. Then I saw her face and heard her speak… she looked and sounded a lot like a man with her face and voice and haircut… but she dyed her hair a shade of silver I think and she was at least pushing 40, and I was thinking after I got home that only Dennis Rodman wouldn’ve gone out looking like that at that age or something. But I remember thinking while she was still there when I took another look now that I could see her from behind that there’s no way she could be a ‘he’ because there’s now way a man could have that much fat on his lower half; be so bottom-heavy!
In the office where I used to work there was this man (yes, MAN), who had more ass than any man I’ve ever seen in my life. Man, his butt was nasty. At one point afterward though I thought of how good it could be if he had a daughter though. Men can pass on genes for ass (Right?) and can carry them too, but us men aren’t supposed to actually have big ass like that. I’m kind of thinking it must be like genes for height for women. Women are supposed to grow sooner and shorter, so a couple could have a boy and a girl and give them each the same ammount of gene for height but the boy will be taller because it takes more height gene for a girl to reach the same height. So this chick I saw a few years ago that was about 6’8” must’ve had a tremendous ammount of height gene, a lot more even than it looked like she had (BTW, that girl looked WAY more feminine than the big calf woman I’ve been talking about!). So if it’s like that for men a asses so it takes WAY more ass gene to get a man to have the same bulging ass… MAN that guy must’ve been packing some SERIOUS booty baby producing genes! All he’d need is a woman with a decent behind behind her and we’re talking about that couple producing the next generation of uniquely made divas here! I remember the women used to make fun of that guy. This one plumper lady I remember her joking on him to another “I don’t trust no man with a butt bigger than mine!” That shit was funny. But that guy went on some kind of diet, even though he was old and he was still fat but he lost the ass. Good for him, because that means people don’t have to vomit when they see him any more! That was the most bottom heavy brother I’ve ever seen in my entire life (I’ve seen ’em fatter, and you have too, but never ever that bottom heavy. Man, that man was disgusting to see.), and since the huge calf woman was bigger than that on the bottom, I knew she couldn’t be a man. Still, I’m only mostly, not entirely, sure it was better to delete her, ’cause she was ugly enough she probably looks better in your mind. But if I’d kept the footage for a pic at least like ‘Sookyant’ commented and said I should’ve then you’d be able to be the judge. The best part of seeing her was the proof it gave me that there were more ‘super ridiculous calf women’ out there, like the one I’m describing below:
At that same exact office, before I ever started taping or photographing women, I saw the biggest thighed woman I’d ever seen in my life ever. This woman had more thigh than any woman that I’ve seen on the internet or even TV that could still walk around! Go to http://www.mercedesbbw.com and have a look around there and know this- NONE of those women had thighs the size of this woman’s thighs! Her legs were so fat that even if she stood with her legs apart all the way (I say ‘all the way’ instead of just ‘apart’ because, you know, her legs were too big for her to put her feet together.) and her legs would press together all the way down to her ANKLES! This woman was for thighs and calves what UniquelyMadeDiva is for ass! And that brings me on to the discussion of this second woman’s (the first ‘ridiculous calf woman’ I’d ever seen, not the second one, who I finally finished describing above.) calves.
Man, her calves truly looked like there were balls, around the size of basketballs, underneath her spandex pants. (Obviously the only kind of pants she could find that fit!). When she sat down next to me in the next cubicle (Or did I sit down next to her?) her calves were squeezed down by her thighs so you they covered up the back of her sneakers (yes, they let her wear low-top sneakers to the office). Those bulging calf bags hung down over so low they ALMOST touched the floor! That’s[when she was sitting] when I noticed her behind. Not nearly big enough to not be eclipsed by those thighs and calves. I remember describing her to co-workers on the Burger King job I used to have. I remember seeing her struggling to haul herself over to the ladies room this one time, and I use that mental video as my reference video of her moving. MercedesBBW is not the only website I’ve gone to and seen huge thighs- I’ve seen some other HUGE ones- but never on the ‘net have I seen legs that big ever on a woman who was able to walk. The only woman I remember seeing on the ‘net with bigger legs was a white woman named ‘Gina’ that weighed over 900 pounds!
I wanted that woman again one more time, or a woma just like her, so I could tape her calves, but that ugly one was not just like her. Her huge calves were much firmer with lots of visible cellulite because she was wearing capri cut tights, and she was too ugly. Maybe I shoud’ve entitled this post ‘Time to Make A Post About Calves’… but I wanted to use the picture gallery (I just figured galleries on here out by trying one, and I like them, so I’ll do more in the future- More pics for you here!) above of the girl with thighs that I found on my recent trip to the discount grocery store to save money.