The Melancholy of Missed Moments

If you like to read what I write, you should know by now how much I hate missed moments!
Those of you who don’t, or are knew here obviously won’t, so here’s what’s been bugging me: I go out with my video camera and see some big, beautiful, thick woman to video tape and post a legal, candid vid clip of on blackstreetbbw, but when I do (or don’t!) she does something really cool that I miss! Even though I had my camera on me! Especially if it’s something you do see, but really don’t see every day, or even every six months-to-a-year-or-more for that matter. Or, sometimes I miss the whole video because my camera’s broken or turned off and I definately count those as missed candid camera moments.
Here’s the collection of ones-that-got-away moments that really got on my nerves and got me to write this rant:

>Pretty big cleavage bouncing a lot down some steps in a city I don’t live in

>A top heavy teen doing a long distance running hug

>A pregnant woman with nice boobs using the platform area created by her belly and boobs to help her carry extra grocery items

>A woman with a skirt so short you could see her drawers when she got on the bus!

>A woman who went out in public to a fast food resturant in her panties after a concert!

>A skinny girl with really big boobs running to get out of a car’s way in a parking lot.

>A woman with a shelf booty with her child resting her head on it!

>A booty so big it was bouncing pronouncedly when the owner pulled up her jeans (ADDED LATER)

I get the feeling at times that I could actually retire happily from bbw candid videography if I’d actually gotten all the missed moments on tape and on site. I look back on all the hot thicky moments I’ve missed- a few of which may not ever come back- and console myself by saying I have many years ahead I can still use for surprise experiences, and that most of those things will happen efore me again in life at least once.

Last note of the day: With all the bbw footage I already have, I want to shift blackstreetbbw‘s focus from just the best big women to the best big women moments. Of course, I still have to have the best big women around on tape though, no matter what they’re doing!

Bicycle Panty Accident Story

I was riding my bicycle down the street to the public library when these two young ladies rode up in front of me on thiers to put blackstreetbbw on my mind. Two black girls raced out in front of me from the street on the side, but I only know what one of them looked like because she was the fat one poorly dressed for a bike ride that stole the show and my attention and all. Well, maybe she wasn’t poorly dressed for a loose, loosely dressed slutty bike ride, because she was wearing a flar-ey miniskirt on a bicycle!! Her way-too-short, automatic-wardrobe-malfunction skirt was flapping all over the place in the wind, flying every direction except down so we could all know her brightly colored panties were blue! I was on my bike looking at that young girl thinking “MAN. If she were five years older she’d be a hot bbw and my camera would be on right now or real! That way this can be another hot bbw bicycle pursuit video, and if something happened…” …Then, before I could finish my thoughts something did! The two girls were using thier momentum to ride up he hill past this approaching woman, but the way was narrow, and the rear girl clipped the wall on her attempt to pass and crashed spectacularly. Bike, fat girl, bright blue panty clad ass- the whole mess went through the air and hit the ground.
 If you’ve looked at all my posts, you know I’m kind of into anime. Have you ever seen this one called ‘High School Girls’? No? Well this event reminded me of that perverted panty fetish anime, so I embedded a YouTube link for part of a japanese episode of it below. The reason you have to watch that instead of the video clip of the actual event is because the girl in my story really was a little too young to be a bbw, so I wouldn’t’ve taped her even if I’d known something big was about to go down. Hadn’t quite developed her shape and stuff yet.
Leave a comment if you’re curious over what happened after the crash.

Putting This Post Here Since I was in D.C. for an Extra Day

You may have noticed, if you’ve been reading this blog in June and July, that all my posts right now are past dated. Well, I ended up going to jail, but I still had plans, plus I wanted to make all the jail journal posts I made each day in jail because I was more bored than I’ve ever been in life into blog posts here. I’m going to keep making regular, current posts while I fill the jail journal entires into this blog on the days they were written on, so that way you’ll see new, interesting blog of blackstreetbbw posts each day or so and still be able to read the complete jail journal. You’ll just have to scroll to ‘Older Posts’ to see the newer ‘Blackstreetbbw Webmaster Goes to Jail’ entries.

Blast from the Black Street BBW Past Part 3 of 3: Heartbreak

Okay.
Only one more ‘Blast from the Blackstreetbbw Past’ story left. I shouldn’t really’ve told these stories when they were ‘due’, because I really needed a platform like this blog for them to fit in, but yeah, if you’ve been paying super close attention to blackstreetbbw Breasts Section, and you’re a long time member with a great memory who, like, hung on my every word, then you know this story’s old and long overdue. In retrospect, it’s really not all that heartbreaking at all, but the ‘Heartbreak Story’ was very heartbreaking and disheartening at the time!

It all revolves around my classic (original) candid camera, and this innocent [teenage] college girl.
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My original camera was a wireless one with a reciever that was supposed to have a 300 foot range (that was a selling point that influenced my purchase descision!), but the range was not even 300 centimeters (wait, did I say that on this blog somewhere before?). That short range was one of the main reasons so many of my original videos kept going in and out, or almost going out so you had to watch the woman through the static. I mean, I’d just put the camera up to get a good shot down, and the video goes down! Ugh. Come to think of it, that’s got to be why it took so long for me to learn how to ‘fly’. (That’s my name for my candid filming technique where I stretch or something to get the camera way up high and ideally shoot straight down at her. Really makes really good moments for big breasts and big pregnant belly videos when it works.) I had to get a camera I could ‘fly’ with first! That stuff and this picture leads us right into the story.


I saw this little stacked shorty with a little bit of bouncing going on (It looked like a ton at the time!), and I followed her jiggly tail all the way across her little campus. It was great because I’m tall and she’s short, so I didn’t have to lift the camera very high to get a good downblouse. I figured the camera was close enough to the reciever hidden at my waist level to work great since it worked from that level in the past. I followed her for almost ten minutes– and came back with crap! Something was wrong with my aging candid system of crappitty crappy crap equipment, so everytime I put the camera up on her so it could look at her not-so-low-cut-showing-but-bountiful-enough boobs on her boobs-too-big-for-her-short-little-chocolate frame, the picture went completely out!!! Well, almost completely out!
FUCK!!!!!!
You would not believe the angry frustration! I missed the greatest juggs-jiggling-as-she-walks video I’d ever seen because my old ass, shitty video reciever (or was it the camera that was so shitty?) needed a bullshitty ever-so-slight tuning adjustment!!! I made the adjustment to it so I could continue with what would prove to be an aweful candid camera day, but what I really wanted to do was destroy that video reciever and call it a day! I’d gone into the student’ 24 hour study room to watch the video, because I was so excited about what I’d just done that I couldn’t wait until I got home like I normally would’ve done, and I got so mad in there over what I somehow thought would be an irreplaceable blackstreetbbw video that I actually strongly considered calling it quits on blackstreetbbw! I actually considered shutting blackstreetbbw.com down completely and for good over that heartbreaking loss I was so mad!! Good thing I had sense enough, and a cool enough head- important so I wouldn’t destroy my equipment- to know that you don’t make important descisions while you’re mad.

  Back then I didn’t where or how to capture the titty tata bounce so it was a pretty big loss, but somehow I’ve managed to actually get good at that. Seems weird that that kind of thing’s something you can actually increase your skill at, but I feel like I’ve gotten so good at it now with this new camera and experience I have that I’m one of the best jello cleavage catchers on the ‘net now. That’s probably a bit far fetched much, of course, but I know how to get them bouncing titties with my new camera when I put my mind to it, it seems. I’ve yet to make another video of the tit bouncing phenomenon that’s anywhere near nine minutes, not even with excessive slow motion repetitions to draw it out, and usually get candid shots of the tit jiggler’s jiggle rack as she walks it by me, rather than me walking alongside her catching it, so I’m a little short on the kind of footage I’d done there… but as I look back wtih the fresh footage I have now, it just seems like I was overreacting.

Wild and Crazy Night in Burger King: Blast from the Black Street BBW Past Part 2 of 2

Here’s another blackstreetbbw.com story I’d been waiting forever to tell, but this one, I was really waiting for a moment to tell it that I just couldn’t find until I had a blog. Telling it in the Bonus Section… just didn’t feel right.

If you liked any of my classic blackstreetbbw.com vids, (those ugly silent ones shot with my original camera setup), and you like bare thighs and cellulite, then you’ll cry when you read this story! I promise!

  It really started a long time before all this because wear really showed with my original candid bbw spy gear setup, but it practically started when it really started to die. It got to the point where getting my wireless hidden camera, f*cked up wireless video reciever and jacked up video recorder with it’s half-dead special lithuim rechargeable batteries (I used regular rechargables for the 9v one for my camera and ELEVEN AAs for the recorder. [for more info on my setup, read yesterday’s entry on my getting banned from a Target store and look in there for it]) to all work was getting so difficult, and was having such a clearly degrading effect on what was left of the hardware- oh, and by he way, my first video reciever died on me, so I was on the second of those, and this one was looking not-so-hot too- that I was asking myself one day: “What if I turn it all on when I see some bbws and this turns out to be the last time this stuff ever works? The next time I cut it all on was that time…! The original equipment never worked again after that filming run! “What if this is the last time this stuff ever works? If it is, then I’m wasting my last use, so I hope it isn’t!” Too bad. TOO bad!
I rode to Wal-Mart before work… and it didn’t work! It was good that I’d parked my bike off on the side of the store in the trees a distace from the door so I could sit outside and fuss with the equipment in what would’ve been peace if I hadn’t been cursing the setup for being broken. Just had to use the store without the camera and miss some interesting, but non-essential bbws, like this white girl with an interesting bulge in the shape of the curve of her hips and thighs. Nothing to cry about though. Not yet.
  Once in a while I’d see a(some) hot thick one(s) at the college Burger King I was working at at the time, and I just knew that the night my equipment was broken’d be the night something unforgettable happened, so I actually brought some tools with me so I could attempt to fix my rigged-up-at-home, overly complex and expensive camera setup during my lunch break that night!
I NEED TO FINISH THIS STORY STILL

Banned from Target: Blast from the Black Street BBW Past Part 1 of 2

Those of you who’ve been with blackstreetbbw.com for long enough and been in The Thighs Section reading, remembering and taking note of things in my video descriptions might know I’d been meaning to tell this blackstreetbbw.com story for the longest time! No- you probably thought was just never going to tell it period, just like you think I’m not ever going to go back and finish those old blog entries I’d said I was going to finish, but so far have not! But here I am, finally finishing the ‘Banned from Target’ story- in the right place for that.
I’d started working on this story already, so I begin this post with the copied contents of the text file.
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-THE BLACKSTREETBBW.COM WEBMASTER GETS BANNED FROM TARGET-

It really all started with this video in the Butts Section of www.blackstreetbbw.com with the caption: ‘It wasn’t until I stopped doing profile filming and got her from behind that I realized how good she was’. I know that nobody noticed that that video runs straight into a video called ‘Had to stop filming this for that!’ because I recently found an ommission in the link to ‘Had to stop filming this for that’ on page 3 of the Thighs Section that rendered the video unavailable, and not one single person said anything to me about that video not working. The main reason I was mad at that was because I knew that file was old. I checked the date of the update it was in. November 9th, 2006. Then I checked today’s date. August 11th, 2007. Well damn! A very attractive clip that’s really good for such an old one has been sitting on the server unavailable for NINE MONTHS and nobody said a word! Not even one person! I know that I should be making sure all the vids I post are available, but as you can surely tell I’m an amateur working alone, and I make mistakes sometimes. So yeah, I found it for you, but DAMN! Somebody could have said something! I don’t bite!
Anyway, time to stop ranting and get back to the subject. I cut the second video of her from my first sighting of her at the point I stopped it at because I thought she might have busted me somehow and remained cool about it. At the time it was just a funny feeling I’d gotten from something I though I heard her say that I couldn’t even make out and from the way she walked over to that register and said it. Then a manager was called. I thought it could all have been a coincedence and there was something kind of ambiguity around it since I didn’t clearly hear or see anything, and she didn’t say any words or make any gestures with any obvious meaning, so later on I though maybe it was nothing. Or maybe not. I thought I’d never know, and I still don’t know for sure, but now I think I do. Since the manager was coming I took a hint and left. A lot of times when I’m shooting candids in a store and having good luck I wait for the well to run dry or for something ‘funny’ to happen and take that as my cue to call it a day, so I marked my trip to Target as such and went on to my favorite Wal-Mart next door.
Now fast forward a little bit to a later day. I saw her again, and this time my reason to think I was nearing my ‘taping her limit’ was that she asked “May I help you?” as I hovered around her (That’s always an omen). Seeing her again made it finally hit me: I knew where and WHEN to find her again! Why it took until my SECOND sighting of her for that to click, I don’t know. Maybe some part of my mind needed some kind of ‘two-times confirmation’ or something, but once that second time went by I started factoring her into my xmas plans. Not changing them now- no, the plan was still go to work in the wee hours of the morning, then go to the mall, then Target, then Wal-Mart,(they’re all across streets from each other) then home, but I’d make sure to look for her at Target, especially since I thought I knew where to find her in the store when I got there. That last part turned out to be all wrong because she appears to work all over the place in there: She works on the register, stocks the magazine racks and book and software shelves, stands around to assist customers, gets the key to the electronics case to help customers there, and she does cart pushing and in-the-back work.
The first time I’d actively searched for her I didn’t find her at all and thought I’d probably shown up too late. The next time I saw her BEFORE I went to Target, at the McDonald’s getting breakfast (dressed for work in her work colors, of course). It would’ve been nice to have taped her there so I could’ve gotten a film of her some place other than Target, and when I went to the store after work she was gone, so I figured she must’ve worked a slightly earlier shift that day and left the store, and that’s when I saw something weird. When I’d pulled up to the store on my bike these to white guys had just put thier bikes on the rack and were going in, and as I pulled off I saw two police officers searching them as thier bikes lay on the ground. Something in me sank as I said to myself “I bet they were looking for me. Good thing those guys left first so I can ride by while the police are busy.”
I never should’ve returned, but at least I got lucky enough the next time to find who I was looking for. This time I walked in and found her working at the front register and thought I’d better try again another time, thinking an at-the-register video of her would turn out sub-par. I was wrong about that, which I found out after my vain, brief search through the store for a subject. What happened next was pretty much explained in the ‘Banned from Target’ Big Thighs Video from Page
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Not sure exactly what I was thinking with that hanging end there, but here goes the rest of the story:


  I’d just finished videotaping the Blackstreetbbw Curvy Queen and walked out the store door into the waiting arms of the police!

First things first: the patdown. Ah, what’s this? They pull my camera (then the blackstreetbbw ‘classic’ [original] cam) out of my pocket. Time for a brief lesson on my original camera setup
 I had to begin by explaining how the camera worked and why I was using it. The cam was simple enough, but since I’d originally been sold on the wireless spy cam idea, there was a wireless video reciever for it in a pouch that I had to carry on me because the 300 foot range claim didn’t even turn out to be 300 centimeters. And boy, did that reciever look like crap. It was ery visibly worn, and in order to work right for more than a few minutes, I had to abandon the 9v battery plug it’d come with (The manufacturer even reccommended doing that for peak performance!) and come up with a homemade 11 battery AA setup, complete with the bad looking accompanying tangle or wires!
Then the video recorder sat in a seperate pocket and had to be plugged into all that, with a nice and unreliable plug. All that crap really looked like shit too. I wish I could show it to you. The fact that it all looked so bad meant I could tell two cops that it didn’t always record, so that was why we couldn’t find the video I’d just shot

YOU KNOW WHAT? I’M GOING TO GO ON TO THE NEXT STORY AND FINISH THIS ONE LATER!

I’m Making A New Category for My Blog: Punishment!


You might’ve noticed that I do like to fill my blog with tags so you can barely find the ‘Leave A Comment’ link, but I don’t like to fill it with categories. Just Candid Trips, half of the best stuff, where I post pics fo what this blog’s all about from future updates, Webfinds, the other half of the best stuff, where I show you the stuff that struck me off the ‘net, Promo, obviously the least important category, and specially marked off as such, for use with promotions, Rants, and Wierd(Off-Topic). I wanted to make a new category called dreams for the blog of blackstreetbbw. Well, the criterion for that hasn’t been met yet, but for this one it has, so I have to introduce the painful opposite category now instead.
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Why am I introducing this category now? You’ve probably figured most of it out already by now, but I’ll be telling you why I’m putting it in here soon. Very soon…

Already Knew it wouldn’t Be the Norm: Unusual Candid Trip

I’ve decided to wait a little while before I show you any more blackstreetbbw new camera preview pics and/or vids, and instead will entertain you with my very interesting candid camera videography story. Or at least I think I will.
  I already knew today’s candid bbw video trip would be different, but I probably would never have imagined it’d be this far from my norm!
The interestingness of the story started before I even got all the way to Virginia Beach. I’d caught the bus out at the bus station, and met this girl at the transfer point. Do you remember the slightly strange girl from this story? Well, I met up with her again here. I kind of expected to see her, because she catches busses on along this route like it’s her job or something. I mean, almost every time I go to Virginia Beach to tape women at the Wal-Mart and the mall I see her either on the way out or the way back. Anyway, seeing her is cool, because even though she’s not a bbw, she really likes to touch and massage me and stuff like that, and let me feel her up as good as you can get away with on a public bus. Too bad she’s not all that pretty, or thick/fat or anything like that, because she’s aweful nice, so I could make her my girlfriend if she were farther away from ugly. (She’s not ugly though!). If she were a ‘blackstreetbbw’ I’d definately date her! Anyways, she made the bus ride up interesting enough, and she was actually headed to Wal-Mart herself, so we made the impromptu plan to go there together. (Well, actually, she said Target at first, and of course I said okay because I can tape thick women in the Target store across the busy street from Walmart out there too, but then she switched it to Walmart.) This was perfect! Perfect practice for me and my new spy camera! I was definately going to be secretly filming bbws while I was with family members during my quickly upcoming trip to Washington D.C., so the timing of this couldn’t’ve been better. I could practice secretly videotaping women while I was with someone I wouldn’t want to get busted doing that with, both sitting at the bus stop talking to her, and walking around in my favorite store, Wal-Mart, with! I got lucky enough to find the kind of quality blackstreetbbw subjects I’d need to really make the practice sessions truly worth it too in the store, the parking lot, and on the bus bench, so I got the full lession! It was weird trying to enjoy someone’s company and still look out for bbws so I could simultaneously tape them candidly, and it was fun too. I did pretty well with it. I knew all my experience with the old not-so-stealthy [not so]spy camera would make this practice easy! Still made a few mistakes aimwise and all, but that was to be expected.
MORE OF THIS STORY COMING SOON!!! INCLUDING THE BEST PART! TUNE IN TOMORROW!!!!

The Candid Camera Getting Busted Story I Should’ve Told You First

I had one more blackstreetbbw story to tell here on this blog for now, so I figured I should get to telling it before I get to putting it off. I’ve been posting so much text lately, so it’s appropriate that I get the textiest post on my plate off now, near the other long passages of candid camera adventures stories and dumb rants.
Don’t let all my talking here get you thinking I’ve forsaken the site this blog’s all about, because blackstreetbbw’s still updating now
   I wanted March 2009 to see a post every day on this blog. I wanted March ’09 to have 31 posts. I really did. But not more than that! I don’t like more than one post per day on a blog. I do like playing around with the posting date feature WordPressed introduced a little while back, but a while after this thicky blog was first created. So glad I did it. I was right about to get to the 30th March post when stupid ShareAPic deleted my picture account, killing it and ruining my mood, ‘tude, and the picture set I was going to post in this post originally, and the Carnival Update post I was going to use to finish up March 2009. Guess I’ll just post this story short, and without the pictures. I know I have to save some of my future stuff for surprises, especially since it takes so long for the future stuff to make it’s way into the blackstreetbbw Member’s bbw video area.
  This is just another terrible busting story. It actually happened before the previous, and worst ever, me candid camera getting caught by police/security guards story, so it had a little influence on how that story turned out. Because of this current one, I couldn’t afford to have them call the ‘real’ police on me, since I kind of used up my mercy with the police on today’s story. The stories had a few similarities. I gone in Wal-Mart this time, with some very good footage already on my video card, and was videotaping bbws in secret like I do, and they were just steady coming! So steady, I was in there until my camera’s battery was about to die! Then, just like in the above story, when I tried to leave because I knew my battery’d been on just-about-dead for way too long, I saw one more bbw- well two more, but I had sense enough not to go back into the store for another round when there was another, even better bbw by the door- and that was the fatal last straw. If I’d just had a normal trip out the door I wouldn’t’ve seen her, and you wouldn’t’ve heard her video end with a policeman calling me! Time to go outsied for real now, like it or not.

  I held my secret camera out, plain as day, and said “I guess you want to see this?”I already knew what this was about. And if you’ve been reading my video description stories on blackstreetbbw, you’ll already know why. If you haven’t yet, I’ve been bringing hidden cameras into this particular Walmart for three years now (I know blackstreetbbw’s not that old yet, but of course I had to have the footage before I could have the site, right?), and my stealth level there was never perfect. When I had a stealthier secret cam to use on the women, I had low experience, very poor technique and unreliable, poor quality equipment. Now I have better of that stuff, but a much more conspicuous camera, so I still get busted the same- no more. Much more. All together, the staff members there that know me are tired of me, so they often call the police as soon as they see me, which I could also see in the responding police officer’s attitude, because it sounded like this particular officer had been sent off on goose chases to get me at this store for months now. I didn’t remember him, but he remembered me. “Man, I busted you at Target before, remember that?” I remembered, but I didn’t remember his face until he said that. *Sigh*. I guess police officers have to have good memories. Much better than mine. They’re like elephants. I expected things to go like they did at Target (I promise I’ll tell you guys that story, just not today!) but this guy didn’t seem to really want to watch my videos much, so he just looked at one and got to the point.
 He told me “I’m tired of coming down here looking for you. If I catch you again I’m gonna charge you with tresspassing and sexual battery. Understand?”, and I’m thinking ‘bullshit. Tresspassing maybe, but sexual battery? He’s just saying that to scare me. I remember when this guy got stopped by a cop who didin’t have a canine, and the guy went and got his greyhound from home and came back with that dog to use as a police dog to get permission to search the man’s car for drugs. Of course, Fido ‘found’ nothing, because he was a pet, not a worker. I’m looking up that crime in VA on the ‘net when I get home!’ He asked me why I do this, but of course I couldn’t give him the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so I jsut told him the succinct junior version: “Because it’s fun”. He told me that I’ll end up in jail if I keep doing this, and it won’t be fun then. “… and somebody’ll wanna take a picture of your butt.” “…You need to get a girlfriend…” . Whatever, but I’m not going to jail because I didn’t touch anyone or go up skirts. Even if I did, that’s a felony, but that’s only like, three months in jail thereabouts. And I’m not doing that. I said I didn’t know I couldn’t do that, but he said it is a problem when people are reporting it.

  Anyways, we went through the whole patdown warrant check thing and I came up clean as always, so he let me go with the warning that if he caught me again he’d charge me and take my camera. That’s why in the ‘previous’ story (actually happened next chronologically, I accepted the deal I got and deleted the videos and leave, rather than risk seeing this dude again. I’d been hoping that no one I knew saw the incident today, but as I left, I saw this dude I used to work with at a previous job who works at the Wal-Mart now. He walked up to me and smiled and was like “What’s going on? What’d you do?” But I had to cut the conversation short because officer asshole had told me to scram, so I just told him he said beat it and I’d talk to you later.

Then I left. Once I get my new camera, people will go back to not complaining, because they won’t see it. I know they won’t because they very seldom saw my original camera either.

Candid Camera: Even Though I Knew I Wasn’t As Stealthy As I Used to Think, This Might Prove I’m Even Less Stealthy.

If you came here for blackstreetbbw update info, scroll down to the bottom of this post.
Interesting candid camera short story.
   I rode my bicycle down to one of the ‘numerous’ neighborhood 7-Elevens the yesterday afternoon, parked my bike behind the dumpster, and went inside to videotape a preggo I saw right quick. Got some right decent shots of this not-so-big but not-so-bad one too, all the while thinking about how this was the only file on my memory card now that all the clips shot during my unluckiest lucky day were gone, then when she got in line, I got ready to leave. I did this video ‘Suicide Pass’ style, meaning I didn’t really give a damn what happened or whether I got busted or not because it was a get-in-get-shots-and-get-out-fast type video, except it had some extra footage on it because I looked at the newspaper front pages with my camera pointed at her as she checked out. It was still all over fast, but even so, I kind of though I heard the woman mutter something along the lines of “I’ll punch him right in his face” as she walked by me out the door. I left the store after her, making sure I gave her enough space and time on the way out before I stepped out the door, just in case, and when I got back to my bike, this happened: An employee walked right back there as if she knew I was there and said “Sir, you’re gonna have to leave or I’m gonna call the police.” She could have been saying that because I that little area was a bit of a hangout spot I’d been in lately- for reasons that have a lot more to do with friends than candids- and that she knew it… or…

What do you think? Did I get nailed for a candid because my ‘stealth’ camera’s even more conspicous than I thought, or a hangout habit I wasn’t sure I was known for?

For more of my candid camera stories, why not visit my candid camera website, www.blackstreetbbw.com? To go straight to the Pregnant Section, click here instead.

I’ll be fixing picture links on this blog very soon, and I’m going to add details to the end of my unluckiest lucky day story. I’m going to post a small number of videos in the member’s area in a few hours, and within 48 hours, I’ll have more for everyone, member and non-member alike- along with a new blackstreetbbw preview!

Story of A Mature SSBBW Butt In A PowerChair: The One Where The Best Shot Got Away

A blackstreetbbw.com candid camera story.
By the way, I’m not going all-text on you! My sidebar picture galleries are going back up right now, and many more pictures are on thier way back and will be back on here soon.
Remember my recent rants [original rant]on how it seems like the best bbws are always on thier way out so much more often then they’re on thier way in? Well, for once, I so totally got exactly what I always wanted and so totally blew it!
I was outside on my bike on a perfect day and saw an ssbbw across the street at the pharmacy with her dress blowing nicely around her figure in the warm wind wind as she was getting a powerchair off of a rack on the back of a van, most likely for an older, bigger ssbbw. I stared at her from across the open, traffic-free street, wondering if a woman like that would be worth my precious dying rechargeable battery life, and what kind of [most likely a]woman she could be helping out. As she brought the powerchair around, I decided that she wasn’t worth it, the traffic started coming, and the woman she was helping was poised to get out into the waiting chair. Just to make sure that I didn’t turn that choice- one I wasn’t supposed to make, because this is 2009– into one I’d regret, I made a special effort to turn my head as the bigger woman prepared to get out of the car so I’d never know what I was missing. Guess what? It looks like my bbw detection power has finally reached level 99, so I have eyes in the back of my head that allow me to detect big women and security guards even when my head is turned. Pretty soon I’ll be able to see ’em with my eyes shut, kind of like blind men looking for bbw must be able to do. A regular woman would’ve done nothing to me, but when that woman got out of that car, my spider sense went crazy, and my head involuntarily whirled around just in time to catch the ass of the month coming out of that van and I was like “FUCK!!! DAMN!!! And here I am across the street when I should be over there taping that event!” That bulging thing was sticking out for real.
 It took longer than I wanted, but I made it to the median. Standing there halfway across the street, I looked at my target woman. There she was, adjusting her position to settle her big ass into that powerchair. With a woman that size in it, that device must really put the ‘power’ in powerchair! Watching her get settled in was a sight to behold- at least to me anyway. You’ll never get to see it because I was out of range, but at least you’ll get to see grandma here when she finally ends up on blackstreetbbw.com. With her being so big, even when she lifted herself up to shift, her booty fat just hung down, so it never stopped making contact with her seat. She was lifting her bones and the rest of her frame up, but she couldn’t get that ass up, so she just had to settle and work her settling with that. There was so much traffic coming by this point that she was inside the pharmacy by the time I got across the street. Of course, when I was being an idiot the street was as clear as the sky that day was. At least you get to see her getting into the car in the end, but not like I wanted you to, because the first woman- that one that was supposed to be the ‘sign woman’ that brought me over and in for the kill- was standing in the way then and a man from the store had the other angle covered, so I couldn’t even really see, let alone my little candid cam. From what I could tell, she had to hold onto the open car door to get up, then she had to turn to the side and stick her butt up a little to get the rear of that big rump over the seat some, then she backed up, hoisted her left leg up, then hefted her huge peary bulk over and in. Gotta love ssbbws. They trult can make something as mundane as getting into the front passenger seat of a minivan into a spectacle!
What’s really fucked up about all this (assuming you don’t think I’m what’s fucked up for wanting to do what I just did) is that that’s really a once in a few years experience. Tracking a woman like that to see her getting into her vehicle is one thing, but to see her get out- the part where I’d’ve had the clear shot had I been prepared- you just have to be there at just the right time. It’s not like with her getting back in where you know it’s coming if you wait long enough. Speaking of waiting- I waited a long time to get that weak but fascinating ending, but I’ll tell you that story in my long-way-off upcoming video description.
Now imagine how good that story would’ve sounded if I’d done that video how I should have, rather than in a manner that’d’ve left me leaving there practically ashamed (Don’t say anything if you think I should be ashamed of myself for videotaping old women with huge spreading behinds that have to keep one armrest up to get into thier powerchair seats), and if I were a better wordsmith.
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Big Booty Dream Featuring UniquelyMadeDiva & Mercedes: I Really Will Be Making A Dream Category

We interrupt the previous blackstreetbbw.com webmaster’s dream candid post on big titties to bring you one on big booties instead! Don’t forget to visit blackstreetbbw.com if you’re curious about me and want to understand my dreams better!
  I’ll try not to ramble too much today. I had two candid big booty dreams while I was fooling around not finishing the last post and working on the upcoming update for blackstreetbbw.com. The first one needs only a short description. For some weird reason (perhaps because of something I found on The UniquelyMadeDiva’s MySpace Page), I had this dream about going out with the Diva and Mercedes to a resturant. …Couldn’t I have managed a better dream than that? Well, it was cool anyway. Even though I had my candid camera with me, I definately didn’t use it. I couldn’t’ve used it anyway, because some angry eyed woman that was there was going to expose me if I did. Maybe that stuff comes from the nasty Wal-Mart employees that do that to me at Walmart, and from the idea I got where, even though Super Pear lives fairly close to me geographically speaking, if I ever saw her, I promised myself I wouldn’t tape her… Hmm… a[n probably] unneccesary ‘policy’ against ever videotaping a mercedesbbw model influencing my dreams…? The highlight of the dream that I remember was being there and seeing UniquelyMadeDiva adjust in her chair- and having to lift her booty up to do it! Saw that from the front, not behind, but it was cool enough and lasted long enough to make me wish in my dream that I could’ve taped it too… then of course it also made me wish I were having a better dream and that that dream’d actually come true!
  Then I had this other crazy bbw candid camera dream that was so out of this world crazy that I couldn’t even digest it all during the dream! I was at this department store with some friends, and man… there were so many mind blowingly incredible women in there it was nuts! Nuts!
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