New Annie K pictures! Brand New Big Tit Pics of The BUSTY Annie K!

I posted my own New Annie K vidcap/screencapture pics in an older post, but, unless that’s really what you wanted- no, even if you did really want those images- these are the Annie K pics you really wanted! Now stop reading and celebrate Annie K’s rack! The important Annie K, not the girls you keep finding when you google “Annie K”, so you keep having to do searches like “busty annie k” , “huge boobs annie k”, and “annie k big tits

Blackstreetbbw Should Be Offering DVDs Super Soon!

I plan on having my long requested blackstreetbbw DVD Store up and running by September 4th! Now, before you get your hopes up too high, there’s still a chance the bottom could fall out, but I’m pretty sure this’ll be totally doable, so I’m building the store right now. Getting the technical stuff hammered out so I can roll this out ASAP. And then, of course, I’m also gonna toss out a small handful of files for the Member’s Area in that time too, regardless.
 An annonymous blackstreetbbw visitor got the ball rolling. I’ve gotten a good number of emails over the past two years from people suggesting or requesting DVDs, but it was different this time, because now I’ve just recently moved closer to family. In fact, I actually moved in with family on a temporary basis, so I’m in a new city, searching for a new job, and there’s lots of potential for cool new stuff in blackstreetbbw‘s future. Honestly though, I don’t have many new vids to show you from out here in Washington D.C., because I’ve been so focused on work and money and have not gone on any candid shooting trips really, nor have I gone out for recreation. I’m not going out when I don’t need to, and I’ve got a ton of footage on my hard drive I need to make the money off of and bring to you, so yeah. Plus I haven’t been here that long to get all familiar with everywhere yet. Been laying low, working and waiting. Being here though, made it different when I got my most recent request for DVDs, because I now have access to a computer with a DVD burner! (The official blackstreetbbw computer- that you might’ve actually witnessed glimpses of in a few of the library bbw candid camera videos I posted on the web site- doesn’t even have a function CD drive, let alone a DVD burner!) I’ve been really broke lately, so even though a DVD burner isn’t too expensive, I’d break the bank buying one, plus buying a new hard drive is the current purchase priority, with free space for big new vids approaching just 20%. I’ll type you the story of how I got this broke another day, but hopefully DVDs will help me be less broke! I already know they’ll make some people happy! Now, instead of typing that valuable emailer my typical response of “Sorry, but I don’t have a DVD burner”, instead I could stop right there, check out another computer in the house to see if it had a DVD burner, then go back to that unfinished email and change it to “Yes I can!”!
Here are the details as of now. I’m planning selling custom DVDs for $14. Shipping will be free for all orders, even most international orders. NTSC and PAL formats should be available. Regular DVDs will be $12 or $13. Order through PayPal. No refunds. Custom DVDs will include all the videos you choose together on a disk, plus ones I do if you still have room left.
This could all change though, because I might decided at the last minute not to use current blackstreetbbw videos if they don’t look right on screen and do something different.
If you ever wanted a blackstreetbbw DVD because all those candid bbw vids were making your hard drive too stuffed for all your music and your other files, and you don’t have a burner, or just want to do it this way right off, then stay tuned here. You know what? Everybody stay tuned, because I might just have to use my newer camera videos to make the DVDs, so you could get some cool future stuff. Everybody stay tuned.

Blackstreetbbw’s New Candid Camera Previews Set!

I you got here from Google, whatever you’re looking for is probably in one of these YouTube videos!









Blackstreetbbw’s Base of Operations is Moving from VA to D.C.

You read that right. Thanks to the problems story you don’t know about yet because I still haven’t written my may and june Jail Journal, I have to move clean out of the state of Virginia. Later on you’ll be able to go back through this blog and get all the details of why, plus other old stories I stalled on writing, pictures I needed to repost/re-up, plus other entries I needed to go back behind myself and get done. well, blackstreetbbw’s going to be all about the bbws of D.C. soon. No more Virginia BBWs. Stay tuned for a bunch of new candid bbw stuff from all new places, with a new camera off in the somewhat distant future. First though, I got to finish this massively huge update I’ve been working hard on. There are a lot of women in it, so keep clicking back at blackstreetbbw for new Member’s Area videos, and here for new news.

Blast from the Black Street BBW Past Part 3 of 3: Heartbreak

Okay.
Only one more ‘Blast from the Blackstreetbbw Past’ story left. I shouldn’t really’ve told these stories when they were ‘due’, because I really needed a platform like this blog for them to fit in, but yeah, if you’ve been paying super close attention to blackstreetbbw Breasts Section, and you’re a long time member with a great memory who, like, hung on my every word, then you know this story’s old and long overdue. In retrospect, it’s really not all that heartbreaking at all, but the ‘Heartbreak Story’ was very heartbreaking and disheartening at the time!

It all revolves around my classic (original) candid camera, and this innocent [teenage] college girl.
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My original camera was a wireless one with a reciever that was supposed to have a 300 foot range (that was a selling point that influenced my purchase descision!), but the range was not even 300 centimeters (wait, did I say that on this blog somewhere before?). That short range was one of the main reasons so many of my original videos kept going in and out, or almost going out so you had to watch the woman through the static. I mean, I’d just put the camera up to get a good shot down, and the video goes down! Ugh. Come to think of it, that’s got to be why it took so long for me to learn how to ‘fly’. (That’s my name for my candid filming technique where I stretch or something to get the camera way up high and ideally shoot straight down at her. Really makes really good moments for big breasts and big pregnant belly videos when it works.) I had to get a camera I could ‘fly’ with first! That stuff and this picture leads us right into the story.


I saw this little stacked shorty with a little bit of bouncing going on (It looked like a ton at the time!), and I followed her jiggly tail all the way across her little campus. It was great because I’m tall and she’s short, so I didn’t have to lift the camera very high to get a good downblouse. I figured the camera was close enough to the reciever hidden at my waist level to work great since it worked from that level in the past. I followed her for almost ten minutes– and came back with crap! Something was wrong with my aging candid system of crappitty crappy crap equipment, so everytime I put the camera up on her so it could look at her not-so-low-cut-showing-but-bountiful-enough boobs on her boobs-too-big-for-her-short-little-chocolate frame, the picture went completely out!!! Well, almost completely out!
FUCK!!!!!!
You would not believe the angry frustration! I missed the greatest juggs-jiggling-as-she-walks video I’d ever seen because my old ass, shitty video reciever (or was it the camera that was so shitty?) needed a bullshitty ever-so-slight tuning adjustment!!! I made the adjustment to it so I could continue with what would prove to be an aweful candid camera day, but what I really wanted to do was destroy that video reciever and call it a day! I’d gone into the student’ 24 hour study room to watch the video, because I was so excited about what I’d just done that I couldn’t wait until I got home like I normally would’ve done, and I got so mad in there over what I somehow thought would be an irreplaceable blackstreetbbw video that I actually strongly considered calling it quits on blackstreetbbw! I actually considered shutting blackstreetbbw.com down completely and for good over that heartbreaking loss I was so mad!! Good thing I had sense enough, and a cool enough head- important so I wouldn’t destroy my equipment- to know that you don’t make important descisions while you’re mad.

  Back then I didn’t where or how to capture the titty tata bounce so it was a pretty big loss, but somehow I’ve managed to actually get good at that. Seems weird that that kind of thing’s something you can actually increase your skill at, but I feel like I’ve gotten so good at it now with this new camera and experience I have that I’m one of the best jello cleavage catchers on the ‘net now. That’s probably a bit far fetched much, of course, but I know how to get them bouncing titties with my new camera when I put my mind to it, it seems. I’ve yet to make another video of the tit bouncing phenomenon that’s anywhere near nine minutes, not even with excessive slow motion repetitions to draw it out, and usually get candid shots of the tit jiggler’s jiggle rack as she walks it by me, rather than me walking alongside her catching it, so I’m a little short on the kind of footage I’d done there… but as I look back wtih the fresh footage I have now, it just seems like I was overreacting.

Wild and Crazy Night in Burger King: Blast from the Black Street BBW Past Part 2 of 2

Here’s another blackstreetbbw.com story I’d been waiting forever to tell, but this one, I was really waiting for a moment to tell it that I just couldn’t find until I had a blog. Telling it in the Bonus Section… just didn’t feel right.

If you liked any of my classic blackstreetbbw.com vids, (those ugly silent ones shot with my original camera setup), and you like bare thighs and cellulite, then you’ll cry when you read this story! I promise!

  It really started a long time before all this because wear really showed with my original candid bbw spy gear setup, but it practically started when it really started to die. It got to the point where getting my wireless hidden camera, f*cked up wireless video reciever and jacked up video recorder with it’s half-dead special lithuim rechargeable batteries (I used regular rechargables for the 9v one for my camera and ELEVEN AAs for the recorder. [for more info on my setup, read yesterday’s entry on my getting banned from a Target store and look in there for it]) to all work was getting so difficult, and was having such a clearly degrading effect on what was left of the hardware- oh, and by he way, my first video reciever died on me, so I was on the second of those, and this one was looking not-so-hot too- that I was asking myself one day: “What if I turn it all on when I see some bbws and this turns out to be the last time this stuff ever works? The next time I cut it all on was that time…! The original equipment never worked again after that filming run! “What if this is the last time this stuff ever works? If it is, then I’m wasting my last use, so I hope it isn’t!” Too bad. TOO bad!
I rode to Wal-Mart before work… and it didn’t work! It was good that I’d parked my bike off on the side of the store in the trees a distace from the door so I could sit outside and fuss with the equipment in what would’ve been peace if I hadn’t been cursing the setup for being broken. Just had to use the store without the camera and miss some interesting, but non-essential bbws, like this white girl with an interesting bulge in the shape of the curve of her hips and thighs. Nothing to cry about though. Not yet.
  Once in a while I’d see a(some) hot thick one(s) at the college Burger King I was working at at the time, and I just knew that the night my equipment was broken’d be the night something unforgettable happened, so I actually brought some tools with me so I could attempt to fix my rigged-up-at-home, overly complex and expensive camera setup during my lunch break that night!
I NEED TO FINISH THIS STORY STILL

Banned from Target: Blast from the Black Street BBW Past Part 1 of 2

Those of you who’ve been with blackstreetbbw.com for long enough and been in The Thighs Section reading, remembering and taking note of things in my video descriptions might know I’d been meaning to tell this blackstreetbbw.com story for the longest time! No- you probably thought was just never going to tell it period, just like you think I’m not ever going to go back and finish those old blog entries I’d said I was going to finish, but so far have not! But here I am, finally finishing the ‘Banned from Target’ story- in the right place for that.
I’d started working on this story already, so I begin this post with the copied contents of the text file.
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-THE BLACKSTREETBBW.COM WEBMASTER GETS BANNED FROM TARGET-

It really all started with this video in the Butts Section of www.blackstreetbbw.com with the caption: ‘It wasn’t until I stopped doing profile filming and got her from behind that I realized how good she was’. I know that nobody noticed that that video runs straight into a video called ‘Had to stop filming this for that!’ because I recently found an ommission in the link to ‘Had to stop filming this for that’ on page 3 of the Thighs Section that rendered the video unavailable, and not one single person said anything to me about that video not working. The main reason I was mad at that was because I knew that file was old. I checked the date of the update it was in. November 9th, 2006. Then I checked today’s date. August 11th, 2007. Well damn! A very attractive clip that’s really good for such an old one has been sitting on the server unavailable for NINE MONTHS and nobody said a word! Not even one person! I know that I should be making sure all the vids I post are available, but as you can surely tell I’m an amateur working alone, and I make mistakes sometimes. So yeah, I found it for you, but DAMN! Somebody could have said something! I don’t bite!
Anyway, time to stop ranting and get back to the subject. I cut the second video of her from my first sighting of her at the point I stopped it at because I thought she might have busted me somehow and remained cool about it. At the time it was just a funny feeling I’d gotten from something I though I heard her say that I couldn’t even make out and from the way she walked over to that register and said it. Then a manager was called. I thought it could all have been a coincedence and there was something kind of ambiguity around it since I didn’t clearly hear or see anything, and she didn’t say any words or make any gestures with any obvious meaning, so later on I though maybe it was nothing. Or maybe not. I thought I’d never know, and I still don’t know for sure, but now I think I do. Since the manager was coming I took a hint and left. A lot of times when I’m shooting candids in a store and having good luck I wait for the well to run dry or for something ‘funny’ to happen and take that as my cue to call it a day, so I marked my trip to Target as such and went on to my favorite Wal-Mart next door.
Now fast forward a little bit to a later day. I saw her again, and this time my reason to think I was nearing my ‘taping her limit’ was that she asked “May I help you?” as I hovered around her (That’s always an omen). Seeing her again made it finally hit me: I knew where and WHEN to find her again! Why it took until my SECOND sighting of her for that to click, I don’t know. Maybe some part of my mind needed some kind of ‘two-times confirmation’ or something, but once that second time went by I started factoring her into my xmas plans. Not changing them now- no, the plan was still go to work in the wee hours of the morning, then go to the mall, then Target, then Wal-Mart,(they’re all across streets from each other) then home, but I’d make sure to look for her at Target, especially since I thought I knew where to find her in the store when I got there. That last part turned out to be all wrong because she appears to work all over the place in there: She works on the register, stocks the magazine racks and book and software shelves, stands around to assist customers, gets the key to the electronics case to help customers there, and she does cart pushing and in-the-back work.
The first time I’d actively searched for her I didn’t find her at all and thought I’d probably shown up too late. The next time I saw her BEFORE I went to Target, at the McDonald’s getting breakfast (dressed for work in her work colors, of course). It would’ve been nice to have taped her there so I could’ve gotten a film of her some place other than Target, and when I went to the store after work she was gone, so I figured she must’ve worked a slightly earlier shift that day and left the store, and that’s when I saw something weird. When I’d pulled up to the store on my bike these to white guys had just put thier bikes on the rack and were going in, and as I pulled off I saw two police officers searching them as thier bikes lay on the ground. Something in me sank as I said to myself “I bet they were looking for me. Good thing those guys left first so I can ride by while the police are busy.”
I never should’ve returned, but at least I got lucky enough the next time to find who I was looking for. This time I walked in and found her working at the front register and thought I’d better try again another time, thinking an at-the-register video of her would turn out sub-par. I was wrong about that, which I found out after my vain, brief search through the store for a subject. What happened next was pretty much explained in the ‘Banned from Target’ Big Thighs Video from Page
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Not sure exactly what I was thinking with that hanging end there, but here goes the rest of the story:


  I’d just finished videotaping the Blackstreetbbw Curvy Queen and walked out the store door into the waiting arms of the police!

First things first: the patdown. Ah, what’s this? They pull my camera (then the blackstreetbbw ‘classic’ [original] cam) out of my pocket. Time for a brief lesson on my original camera setup
 I had to begin by explaining how the camera worked and why I was using it. The cam was simple enough, but since I’d originally been sold on the wireless spy cam idea, there was a wireless video reciever for it in a pouch that I had to carry on me because the 300 foot range claim didn’t even turn out to be 300 centimeters. And boy, did that reciever look like crap. It was ery visibly worn, and in order to work right for more than a few minutes, I had to abandon the 9v battery plug it’d come with (The manufacturer even reccommended doing that for peak performance!) and come up with a homemade 11 battery AA setup, complete with the bad looking accompanying tangle or wires!
Then the video recorder sat in a seperate pocket and had to be plugged into all that, with a nice and unreliable plug. All that crap really looked like shit too. I wish I could show it to you. The fact that it all looked so bad meant I could tell two cops that it didn’t always record, so that was why we couldn’t find the video I’d just shot

YOU KNOW WHAT? I’M GOING TO GO ON TO THE NEXT STORY AND FINISH THIS ONE LATER!

Already Knew it wouldn’t Be the Norm: Unusual Candid Trip

I’ve decided to wait a little while before I show you any more blackstreetbbw new camera preview pics and/or vids, and instead will entertain you with my very interesting candid camera videography story. Or at least I think I will.
  I already knew today’s candid bbw video trip would be different, but I probably would never have imagined it’d be this far from my norm!
The interestingness of the story started before I even got all the way to Virginia Beach. I’d caught the bus out at the bus station, and met this girl at the transfer point. Do you remember the slightly strange girl from this story? Well, I met up with her again here. I kind of expected to see her, because she catches busses on along this route like it’s her job or something. I mean, almost every time I go to Virginia Beach to tape women at the Wal-Mart and the mall I see her either on the way out or the way back. Anyway, seeing her is cool, because even though she’s not a bbw, she really likes to touch and massage me and stuff like that, and let me feel her up as good as you can get away with on a public bus. Too bad she’s not all that pretty, or thick/fat or anything like that, because she’s aweful nice, so I could make her my girlfriend if she were farther away from ugly. (She’s not ugly though!). If she were a ‘blackstreetbbw’ I’d definately date her! Anyways, she made the bus ride up interesting enough, and she was actually headed to Wal-Mart herself, so we made the impromptu plan to go there together. (Well, actually, she said Target at first, and of course I said okay because I can tape thick women in the Target store across the busy street from Walmart out there too, but then she switched it to Walmart.) This was perfect! Perfect practice for me and my new spy camera! I was definately going to be secretly filming bbws while I was with family members during my quickly upcoming trip to Washington D.C., so the timing of this couldn’t’ve been better. I could practice secretly videotaping women while I was with someone I wouldn’t want to get busted doing that with, both sitting at the bus stop talking to her, and walking around in my favorite store, Wal-Mart, with! I got lucky enough to find the kind of quality blackstreetbbw subjects I’d need to really make the practice sessions truly worth it too in the store, the parking lot, and on the bus bench, so I got the full lession! It was weird trying to enjoy someone’s company and still look out for bbws so I could simultaneously tape them candidly, and it was fun too. I did pretty well with it. I knew all my experience with the old not-so-stealthy [not so]spy camera would make this practice easy! Still made a few mistakes aimwise and all, but that was to be expected.
MORE OF THIS STORY COMING SOON!!! INCLUDING THE BEST PART! TUNE IN TOMORROW!!!!

Blackstreetbbw’s First Out of State Trip is Finally Official: I’ll be Videotaping Black Street BBWs in Washington, D.C.!

You read the post about the failed attempt, but now it’s happening! I’m Going to D.C.!

It’s finally official! blackstreetbbw’s going to finally feature some candid thickie videos from outside of good ‘ol Virginia! Anywhere outside of the group of clustered cities that make up the area I live, work and shoot in would be good and count as a trip, but I’m going all the way to DC, just barely making it completely out of the state so I can say I’ll have some out-of-state candids! I’m finally getting out of VA to tape some black women from other places! Yeah! I have a college graduation to go to, but some stuff happened with my income and all, and for a while it really didn’t look like I’d be able to go, but now I’m finally leaving- and soon! I’ll be getting on the bus and heading up to the District of Columbia to spend quality time with family- and hopefully come back with a few quality bbw videos!
And by the way, I just got my brand new camera if you didn’t know already, so I’ll be using that. Got that thing right on time! Oh yeah! Now I know I definately need to make the trip to Virginia Beach I’d been trying to make but unsuccessful at! The weather just hasn’t seemed to be wanting me to make it out there to VA Beach (I won’t be going to the beach out there in that city yet though! Just the stores, like the Wal-Mart and mall. Sorry.)The weather looks like it’s trying to improve, so I think- no- I know I’m going to get on that bus and shoot my candid bbw videos in Virginia Beach, because I need that as a practice run. I need to get out of my normal area and shoot some practice candids, otherwise I’ll be trying to learn how to use the camera in the foreign environment that’ll be D.C., and be trying to do it in the presence of family members without getting caught by anyone! I’ve got to get this practice run in! The weather better cooperate!

Blackstreetbbw’s New Camera Test Run: A Glimpse Of The Black Streets BBW Future

Today wasn’t the day I got my first really good www.blackstreetbbw video from my new candid camera, but it was my first real day of using it. It was a pretty eventful day for blackstreetbbw.com. Well, except as far as good quality video quantity’s concerned, but that’s only because I had big difficulty finding good subjects.

And now for the test vids! by the time I made this post I had another vid I wanted to use, so I included it too.
Right-Click the pics to downoad the test vids!

I did the first video while I was riding my bicycle! I chose an advanced test there! …Okay, I just happened to be on my bike and what happened happened. Also with the first video I used the editing options I use for my current blackstreetbbw vids and the result was bad, so I had to change the settings and redo it to get the above version!
Click here to see what I didn’t want to see!

New candid camera lessons learned today:

Put a little more concious thought into verifying aim’s on target

Aim the camera a little farther to the left

-Except when the subject woman’s behind me! Then aim farther left. Do that with the old camera too, to an extent

Just because the cam’s running at 30fps instead of the other one’s 20 doesn’t mean I have a free ticket to jerk the camera around

Just because the cam’s running a 640×480 resolution doesn’t guarantee I’ll be able to make good vidcaps

Just because the cam’s running at 640×480 resolution doesn’t mean I’m going to run out of memory! This is not the dangercam, so memory’s not an issue! Yay! Battery life is. 😦 …

But if I bring both of my spy cameras with me I won’t have to worry very much about batteries dying. I’ll still have to worry some though

Two-camera videos need a wider angle, and an unwary subject

If I start with the old camera, I can use it, then charge the batteries of it at a public outlet (for example, I can hide it behind a snack machine outside and use that outlet to charge it) while I use the new camera for candid camera action

Under certain lighting condidtions, the new camera’s picture looks funny, and there’s nothing I can do about it but keep it steady or very close to the target

The new camera’s easy to aim if I pay attention, and nothing will get in the way of the lens

People don’t notice the new camera, so I need to chill out

The Last Picture Posting for A Minute: A Delayed Candid Trip and the Delayed Busting Story to Go with It.

If you found this page from a search engine, you probably found it because of my picture tags! The pictures are below!
I’d meant to post this little blackstreetbbw.com story and picture set a month ago, but then my ShareAPic account went down and my problems went up. With all the text on this blog now, and all the text that’s coming when I get to typing my upcoming ‘blackstreetbbw webmaster goes to jail’ journal stories, and with my need for fresh blackstreetbbw.com members and traffic, I figured I really needed to get this in after all. Plus, it’ll fill an open day spot on my May post blogging calendar, so here goes… The busting story’s at the bottom.






















































































































So what’s the busting story?
Turns out I already told it here!

Curve Control Jeans: An Almost Entertaining, Almost For-BBW-Lovers Infomercial?

You’ve all heard the phrase “Dangerous Curves Ahead”, but…… do curves need to be controlled?
I had something else in mind for today’s post, but before I could get to typing I heard the TV on and had to go look at it…
Lo and behold! There were overweight women on tv! And not in just quick shots, documentary style, or still before and after photos either! Nope! Real women, on an infomercial. Women who looked like they could almost pass for thick. What was I watching at 6am? 30 minutes of paid programming featuring the Kymaro Curve Control jeans. …Hmm… ‘Curve Control’. Sounded like it could be worth watching when I was up with nothing but blogging to do, especially if this commercial about curves actually featured some… It did. (Now please don’t let 1000 overweight women discover this blog because they were looking for those! I said ‘brand spanking new in an older post, and no more people searching for ‘spanking’ found this blog so maybe I’ll be OK.)
Respect the curves
  I remember when I was a kid and I first heard about how much difficulty women have finding jeans on the radio. Long after that, when I really got to looking at women, and long after I got over the question “Mom, why are women’s pants so tight?” I got into looking at all the different shapes women come in and wondering how many jeans have to be on the rack to fit all those different women. Must be difficult, especially with designers trying to sell pants straight up and down, like that’s actually attractive, or realistic. According to the Kymaro commercial, there are virtually “no jeans for real women, with curves!” So here were these Kymaro people to save the day for some real shoppers.
They’d actually bring real women into thier ‘store’, measure them around their fat stomachs and thier hips, and then later, after focusing the camera and conversations on the details of thier nice, soft, womanly figures, hand them these jeans to go put on. There was no telling women to diet or lose weight to look better ever. Just put on the jeans, and she could look better, and thinner right now, withoug losing a pound. They did do comparison waist and hip measurements in the Curve Control jeans though to show how many inches around the women lost when the beautiful shaping power of the jeans was applied, though. This was not a commercial about fat women getting thin! It was a commercial about celebrating curvy thickness!
They said “Ladies, tuck in those shirts, and get ready to show off that tiny waist!”. That sales staement was, like, priceless, and I think it will be burned into my brain for a while.
  They showed an assortment of problems, and brought in several ‘shoppers’ to show them fixing them. Problems: Muffin top, big bulging stomach like on those ‘lose stomach fat’ ads, butt cleavage (You know, crack showing), ‘Unibutt’, and of course, the most obviously devastating problem of all “Flat as a pancake posterior” (complete with camera angle). The other problems, different kind of big women lovers can excuse, or even enjoy, but that one… well, it was music to my ears to hear a woman say that a flat ass is a terrible, problem for any woman to have, at any age, and one that must be fixed! The first woman I saw was an older ugly black one who looked like she’d look bad in anything, but after she put those jeans on, there was an actual improvement. Not nearly enough to fix her old ugly ass, but still, those jeans looked a lot better on her than the gray slacks she’d worn in. There was this ugly white woman with a so-called apple shape, and a not-so ugly one with a nice pear shape, and they explained the terms, for the sake of the cave/farm dwelling people who might not know, plus all these details of how women’s jeans fit, from feel to being long enough for heels, as they laughed a little and had the pear shaped one turn around and show off that nice butt in those nice jeans so they could do some showing as explained. You could have changed the audio to “Okay all you stick loving white boys. This is what a nice ass is supposed to look like. See how it sticks out instead of going straight down? And now we’re going to show you a black girl…” I was actually watching regular U.S. cable television, and they were showing of a woman’s shapely butt. And a white girl’s at that.

So next up was that young black girl. She had a… tall… muffin top. It wasn’t sticking way out, but her jeans were cut real low, and the top of that muffin was right under her ribs, so she definately didn’t need jeans that low! That put her on there feeling that muffin top on tv as she put her thumbs in the jeans and around. This other woamn, the one with the thighs I wanted to see who probably looked the most like the typical blackstreetbbw woman, was wearing a body shaper she said, and got them to mention the concept of double muffin top! This woman didn’t have that problem, but she was about the biggest woman they showed on there though.
  The repeating ‘in-between’ scenes featured overweight women buttoning their jeans, struggling to find jeans, and displaying a nice, big booty, bulging pantyline behind. I just got a girl recently after behind single for a long time and focused on other things, so it’d really been a while since I’d seen a nice look at a woamn fastening a button arounnd a soft fat belly.
  And of course, the infomercial wouldn’t’ve been complete without the typical ‘Seen on TV’ sales gimmick structure. #9.95 for a pair, but buy two and get the second at $10 off. “That’s over 25%!” Yeah, it’s over 25%, by about 1.25 cents so that’s 25.03% off if my math’s right. “Just pay seperate processing.” They didn’t show the shipping and handling was- the handling parts important in keeping them from getting sued. Working as an inbound telemarketer before and taking orders for all kinds of stuff off tv- (you may think you’ were calling a nurse or law office, but really, no matter what number you were dialing you were calling us. I once had a man call to order something, the call wasn’t all that pleasant [but it could’ve been much worse], then he called for a totally different product and got me again out of hundreds of reps, back to back.) and knowing how they worked, I bet S&H was $8 a pair, so that’s $16 bucks to ship 2 pairs of jeans that take 4-6 weeks to arrive.