I you got here from Google, whatever you’re looking for is probably in one of these YouTube videos!
I you got here from Google, whatever you’re looking for is probably in one of these YouTube videos!
I you got here from Google, whatever you’re looking for is probably in one of these YouTube videos!
I, the blackstreetbbw.com webmaster, can finally report the following real good candid bbw news to all you lovers of thick, curvy black big beautiful women: Blackstreetbbw’s new stealth camera just arrived in the mail today! I had to throw the word stealth in there for sure, because my ‘current stealth’ camera really isn’t that stealthy. I almost want to call it the dangercam now, but that name’s reserved already, as you may already know if you’ve been around on blackstreetbbw enough.
I have a little story around getting it to. Well, I already told you that story, the story about most of getting it, already, but there’s a little story associated with picking it up too!
I looked in my email to check my new spy camera’s expected UPS delivery date and saw… ‘Hey! Today!’ “Better make sure I leave the library early enough to be there when the UPS truck comes. I’d stopped a UPS driver dude that I ran into by chance the other day and asked him when the trucks usually come around my neighborhood, thinking maybe I’d get a sure enough answer, or maybe he’ll just say they come by whenever. I’d heard of them having general schedules before, but I’d also heard of them having some freedom in deciding how to drive and deliver to get everything delivered in an efficient manner. The UPS truck guy told me they usually hit businesses first, then residences after 2. Anyways, armed with that info I had a time to be home, and I did make it on time, but not quite for the right reason! I finally did something I’d always wanted to do with UPS deliveries: stop a UPS drivers and get my package fresh off he big brown truck! I was zipping home through my ‘hood on my bike and saw the truck at a house on my street and said that’s got to be my man! I got his attention, and sure enough, he was on his way to deliver my box shortly after he got finished at the house I stopped him at! He even said ‘let’s take care of you first’ when I said ‘Could you check for a package for me after you do this drop here?’ It’s a real good thing I caught him then, because he drove past me a few blocks before I got to my apartement, even though I was biking quickly, eager to test out my new toy! That means I wouldn’t’ve made it in time otherwise! I like it when things in my life actually go right.
Now it was time to open up my box and see just what was really inside. How close would it come to my expectations, and how close was it sizewise to the picture that I’d been holding an ink pen up to my computer screen for reference? It was a tiny bit bigger than the ideal size it could have been, so that was a plus ’cause I’d prepared for it to be larger and longer. I’d used an ink pen for reference because It was supposed to look like a pen in your pocket(NOT a pen in your hand!)
I could give you a lengthy description of it, but instead I’ll just give you a link and tell you that even though the video quality doesn’t come close to what the dangercam was producing (It’s coming back by the way! Look for it in a future post!), and it cannot, can not, CAN NOT handle dim lighting, it’s so sweet… it even has a ‘new car smell’! (I know that won’t last long, and neither will it’s rubbery coating on it’s cap, I bet)
Well, I guess I could give you a little extra text to read… nah. Don’t feel like it. I’ll just tell you that I’d never’ve bought that camera if a site visitor hadn’t reccommended it to me. He sent me some videos he’d made with a similar camera and told me I should get one too- and that I should email him once I do it. I lost his email I think, so I might not be able to get back to him on that if I can’t find it, but I’ve got to thank him because I’d seen that cam before and said no. Then I bought it ’cause he told me so.
Testing time coming…
I actually really wanted to give this camera a test test run. Like a pretest or something… in the house this time. My other cameras, I only really tested them in the house long enough to make sure I could get them to work like I wanted and that was it. This time I was going to give things a more proper look-over and test. I did a good ammount of walking around the house, testing it out under all the differing low lighting conditions inside to see what the threshold was, and the results were kind of dissappointing. My ‘current’ camera actually works a little better in the dark, and the ‘dangercam’ works a little better than that- no, significantly better- … or at least it did, before I destroyed it. This is probably the most light needing camera I’v had to use, so I gotta watch that. I pointed it at a corner of my room when the lights were off and the shades were drawn, and it showed that entire quadrant as pitch black. I could see the tv over there just fine, but despite the fact that the wall is white, my tv looked like a black cat in a coal cellar at midnight sitting over there off on the camera.
I rounded out the around-the-house lesson using the camera on my neighbor’s very not attractive wife! I actually shot a real woman in my around-the-house testing of my new candid camera! And of course I got away with that.
There was something missing from all my test videos though- sound! I didn’t know if the cam’d have sound or not when I was ordering it because it didn’t say that it had sound, or that it didn’t, so when I saw ‘yes’ beside ‘voice only recording’, I got happy. I looked at the device and saw the mic holes and figured there must be a mic there… but there still ended up being no sound and no way to get it! Looks like we’re going back to silent videos like the classic days!
This reminded me of experiences I had with all my previous spy cameras and something I read on the internet about the asian companies that make their casings. I read there’re a more manufacturers than you can wave a stick at who just make housings for cameras and such. I read about this convention-like thing where they had all those manufacturers there, and they just had all these casings ready-made for gadgets, and they were just waiting for electronics makers visiting the convention to pick thier designs up. I got to thinking about that because, if a device maker never makes their own housings for any of thier circuits, even when thier devices are very specialized, and they never even place special orders, they just buy what’s ready lready, there’s a good chance the housings’ll be out of synch with the circuits they’re protecting. If you buy spy equipment like I do, you’ll see a lot of instances of this. My ‘current’ blackstreetbbw camera is in a case that works great for it, but the carrying case that came with it looks like it was cut to fit by hand! …but that’s a seperate thing. To stay with the aforementioned topic, my new pen pocket spy camera has holes for a microphone, but no mic! WTF?! I turned the audio on my computer all the way up and listened. Nope. No sound. Oh well…
And the way you use the camera’ll take some getting used to too. Hmm… Insert the memory card first (essential, I found, because the device has no built-in memory.). Turn the switch to ‘on’. Press and hold the Record/Stop button for 3 seconds or until the red light comes on (Oh great. another device with that kind of power-on delay! What if I don’t have that kind of time?! Oh well, it’s still faster than the 10 seconds it takes to power-up and ready my existing camera.) After 3 seconds the red Record light will be on. For quality (640×480) mode, press the ‘Mode’ button and the yellow light will come on. I am now ready to film. (For 320×240, skip the Mode button part) To record, press the Record/Stop button. The light will be “a winkling blue”. To stop, press stop and it will be red again. If the battery is too low for use, the light will flash red, and if there’s no room left the red and blus lights will both be solid on at once, even though they’re both in the same LED hole. At first I thought I was messing up when I was using the camera without the memory card in and getting an I/O error when I tried to plug it into my PC. I also thought it charged from the wall, meaning I could bring another camera with me and be charging this one secretly on a public power outlet, like behind a vending machine, while I used the other camera. It said you could do that, but you can’t. You have to plug it into a USB port for charging. Oh well. Oh, and the camera has to be set to ‘On’ when plugged in to be charging, otherwise you’ll be charging it for 14 hours like me because you don’t know how long it takes, only to find it didn’t charge drop. Then you re-read the instructions after missing some low quality test fatty and go back home, and find out how the Record/Stop button will be blinking while charging and steady when done. Okay. Got all that now. Ready for the women to appear!
I found out that that ‘mic’ I saw was actually a speaker. The only time the camera makes a sound is when it makes a very pleasant ‘my battery is dead now’ sound
Okay, maybe not quite, but that’s the thought that came to mind. I meant to post this little vid on here shortly after I shot it to get you guys opinions on it, but I lost track of it, then found it, then lost track of it again until now. What do you think of this particular now-not-too-distant future blackstreetbbw.com video?
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Now, on with the sad story…
I’m supposed to be compiling the video file’s I’ve already edited so I could deliver the www.blackstreetbbw.com update I’ve promised, but I couldn’t even look at a blackstreetbbw video until after I got this ranty story out of my system!
I went out to work early this morning, and I made the descision to take the alternate route home because of a sign I saw for a free mini festival at a nearby church that I could swing by on my way home. You know how big church women can get. Well, I set out after work, but found almost zero. One good woman in the grocery store that I was supposed to be buying more toilet paper in but didn’t (recipe for trouble, I know), and of course, the pregnant woman who ‘led’ me to the place where I saw that flyer while I was outside spending my break. That little church event basically turned out to be some boys shooting hoops with a few women, including the very pregnant one, sitting there looking at them, but there was food- to buy. I rode past there dissappointed with no clue of how good a descision it was to take the downtown route home…
I saw unusually high traffic downtown- gridlock in fact- and thought I better put off going home until I found out where all these people- mainly women- were going. That could have been one of the best blackstreetbbw choices I ever made, because it pretty much literally made my dreams come true!
Have you read this post? Or this one? Well, those were my recent bbw candid camera dreams, and when you put them together, tone the two biggest women in them back down to realistic proportions and remove the models, that’s what was happening to me in real life!!! I got to live my candid camera dreams!
They were having a set of small festivals downtown on the water! I didn’t know that! Things started out pretty slow for a moment, which is how I like it. Give me a chance to survey the place and get my gear ready before you hit me with the women. And when I got hit with the women, did I get hit hard! The first little festival was about to end because it was scheduled to end the same time that weak church carnival I almost missed and needed to miss did. That was a children’s festival hosted by the park service and sherrif’s office. I don’t even think I need to say anything about going into a place like that to shoot candids and coming out without a scratch. It ended before I had time to find trouble, and I followed the crowd to the next festival to have my balls almost blown off by the upcoming sights! I got over there… it took a minute to see the first one… then… BAM A booty queen! Very much like the woman I used to call ‘The Booty Queen’ until she sort of got ‘usurped’ by another, except smaller… but still! I was like ‘Damn! First thing I see!’ I was taping her, but had to stop because another woman I needed to tape walked up, and then another before I could get back to her!
The woman I miss the most out of this is this real short thunder thigh woman who walked up. The fact that she was walking up from the distance would normally’ve meant I’d gotten my coveted, perfect thunder thighs rubbing together frontal shot already, but with this woman, man, the best was still to come. I had the best thunder thigh fronatal day ever. The best of the above woman being yet to come’s a good thing, though, because I couldn’t do her right right then! I had to whip the camera off another bbw to get to her, and I had to let her go because that junior booty queen had a frontal for me too that I didn’t want to miss, and even after that, I still could not go back after that thunder thigh shorty because a tit-tacularly ginormous bbw with a low cut blouse had bounced onto the scene! That video had everything it took to become the best Big Breast Video on blackstreetbbw! For real. There were pregnant women and other bbws and women around very worth taping too, including a mature with a big jiggly ass, in white pants, so you could see it all. All of that, and that was just the vendor area outside the festival! I hadn’t even gone inside it yet, but my thunder thigh thicky had, so I had to too! Even the grandmothers there were sexy (at least for older women lovers, if not everyone!), a fact driven home when I walked past ‘pear festival granny’ on my way to through the gate. I cannot remember the last time I saw a little old white lady with an ass like that. After shooting several high value subjects inside the festival, I finally caught up with the thighs to remember inside, and I tell you you’ve never seen thighs that thick and fat on a woman that short before! Plus, she had short legs for her short height, so with those thick rubbing rub tubs she was walking with, just seeing her move around was a sight to behold, and one my camera beheld well. I did so well inside the festival’s main area, but that’s also where I made what turned out to be the fatal mistakes, even though that ran against what I’d been thinking and seemed to be the safer area than the security filled vendor area. But more on that later
I was in rare form today! Everything was going my way! This is the first time in the site’s history that I went out and did everything right! And I mean everything! Even in my best videos, I can almost always find something to complain about somewhere, but not here. Not today. Every video was perfect from beginning to end. It was amazing. No glare, missed shots, off shots, color contrast proplems, shaky camera, people in the way, too bright, too dark, too fuzzy, camera acting up, angles messed up, overly cautious shooting, too close to have her all in the frame, too far away, missed the best moment. None of that, or anything else, anywhere in any of the clips. Today’s videos had the most consistenly high quality I’ve ever produced. And my techniques were all on point. Old tech, new trick, eveything was working, and the women were so ‘cooperative’ as subjects. I had this one woman where I got the best thunder thigh rubbing frontal ever because I was walking in front of her with the cam aimed behind me, and she was right up on me too. If I’d stopped she’d’ve run into me. And I had ‘flying shots’ worth dying for almost. So long, good, and well aimed. P.O.V. shots, lots of big cleavage and bouncing breasts and great shots down on the booty. I went through the whole day without making a single mistake of any kind. I was looking at the vids thinking ‘Man! I don’t even have any watch-her-from-afar-‘breaks in my videos! Everything is close up well shot and good as hell is bad! Damn!’ I had truely outdone myself! There was virtually nothing ‘average’ on my memory card at all! Everything was good! Even the little vids from before I got to the festival were good enough to call great! The only video on the card with even a single flaw was the huge pregnant video I described at the beginning of the story.
But then things turned dark…
I ended up having to delete everything on my entire memory card!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!All that incredible lost booty and titty jiggling!!!!!!!! AAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What happened? Security happened, and they would’nt be shaken either. If I’d had a better camera like the one I’m trying to get, I wouldn’t’ve gotten complaints at the festival where I’d been busted, and this would not have happened.
One of the many things I did right was knowing when it was time to skedaddle. I left at just the right time, but a moment’s hesitiation and too low speed cost me. I got into a worse case class secnario, but my luck still hadn’t run out! I was taping this girl, and her man busted me, not her. He didn’t say a word. He just tapped me on the shoulder, looked at me,frowned and shook his head, and I didn’t say a word either. I just left. If only I’d left straight away without hesitating to hit the record button and make a goodbye pass of a big reared ssbbw that was there on the other side of the giant bush I was hiding behind. I was unsure as to which way path I should use for my exit, but any immediate choice would’ve been better than the one I made, because if I’d walked as fast as I thought I should’ve been walking (I wanted to run, but that’d be too obvious), I’d’ve been out of that spot by the time the park ranger who’d, unbeknownst to me, had been walking around the place looking for me. Good thing I was moving around or he would’ve caught me totally by surprise, but now, because I’d stalled in my confusion, he got me in a way I almost totally expected instead. I did my usual run routine- the one that successfully got me out of the mall with a bunch of guards at my back, and that got me out of Wal-Mart several times: Ignore his call (except at Walmart there were almost no calls), and… Get. Off. The premises. Now! That worked in the past because they gave up the chase when I got out of the place and kept moving away, but it didn’t work on them. I even used the street as a chance to run and ran across it, but seeing me getting away walking over the previous block+, they’d already started to jog before we even got to the street, and they ran across it too and caught up with me on the other side. I really hadn’t wanted to look behind me and see and believe they were still on me, or even that it had become ‘they’, instead of just ‘him’, so I didn’t get those last details of the story until they caught up with me.
Then, of course things got worse from there. They knew I was videotaping people and not just following them around. The ‘main’ guy told me that, unlike in stores and stuff, it is illegal in VA parks to videotape people in a sexual manner without their knowledge and that they had signs up somewhere. I could see this was getting bad, and wishing I’d been able to make it to my ride in time, but I was still hopeful at least I’d get out of this. The first time I actually needed to have crappy footage on my memory card just happened to be the the time I was walking around with footage of record setting quality.
If my video’s’d acutally been a little off, I might still have them all. The one ranger told me to show him the footage, but the first vid I set running for him was probably the only piece of imperfection on the card, and so was so short it was over by the time I handed him the camera, pointing out the battery was about to die. My camera is usually set to play through all of the videos because it took me so long to figure out how to do something else in playback mode that I just leave it like that, and it loops through all the vids once in gets to the end, so it was showing him that early stuff. “Can you show me footage from the event?” he asked. I’d thought I’d set him to watching the festival stuff, but he said it was showing stuff from a grocery store. Once I got him watching real stuff, it was all over. Every video I had on me was so good, there was no denying what I was trying to do. “I thought you said you weren’t videotaping people.”
“No, I told you I was videotaping. I just said I wasn’t following anyone around, like stalking them.”
“Okay, what you just showed me was you videotaping a woman’s butt. It’s against the law to videotape people in a sexual manner without thier knowledge in a public park.” I knew candid videography is legal, but the ‘in Virginia parks’ part was news to me, so my surprise was geniune. The videos I had were all so good that after just one or two vids, he’d had enough already, and I had no idea what was going to happen to me. I just knew things were going to go well enough, for some reason. It’s not like I was going to get sentenced to like, life. What I didn’t expect was for them to give me a warning with a condition: That I delete everything on my memory card!
He handed my cam to me for me to do that, and I’m just trying to find some clever way to get out of this with some of that hot stuff I’d shot, or at least watch some of it first! Where was that soaring big titty video? I there was no memory card in the slot. Did that mean I was using the flash memory the whole time?! I asked him if they’d slipped the card out while I wasn’t looking, but I really did forget to put the card in after I’d finished the data upload at home. So I tried to find some way to slip my blank spare in there and somehow do some kind of deleting and saving, but they weren’t fooled by the ‘NO FILE’ message from off the card. He “didn’t want me to get to keep that”. I asked the one guy, and he said so. He’d gotten three complaints about me. It was kind of nice to hear exactly how many times I’d been reported so I could guess who got me, and think of what I did wrong and learn from it after the fact. I was out there trying to watch my precious and soon to be gone videos, hoping that watching them would kill the battery. The indicator said empty, and watching vids always made the battery drain fast, especially if I started seeking through the files, so I was hoping my bullshitting would finish it off, and I believe the cops saw right through my “It’s taking a minute ’cause I don’t do a whole lot of deleting.” excuse. These guys saw through everything. No faking a dead battery, not even when the cam went off suddenly when I removed the memory card. They had to confirm. At least they didn’t give me grief over the needle I had on me. I have to use a needle to get the memory card out because the boneheads who designed the slot decided not to spring load it. The cop even asked me what the folded up piece of paper in my camera was (I use that to keep the cam from moving around in the case.) In the end, even the battery was too perfect for me today. It just wouldn’t die, and I was faced with the option of either deleting everything, or having them call the ‘real’ police, not just park rangers. After I deleted everything, the black ranger- the one who hadn’t said much up to this point- decided to tell me the ‘moral of this story’, and they ended up letting me go. But what a price…
I got to thinking I should say more about this later, so I’ll tell you my future thoughts on this in a future post.
COMING FOR REAL
Not one of my most recently POSTED ones on http://www.blackstreetbbw.com like I always did before.
My posts prior to this were mainly for people who were first discovering blackstreetbbw thru this blog. This one’s for the current members of the site
About a week ago I think I mentioned how I was going to go catch the bus somewhere and I was hoping to come back with some hot stuff. Well, I came back with some hot Thigh stuff. I found the first hot woman AS SOON as I stepped outside! Then I found the second one- the big curved round pregnant one who you can’t tell is pregnant from the pic- at the bus station later on:
But the coolest part of this trip on this very hot day was the one that actually was the lowest quality one. There was this bbw of low-average quality, but seeing her made my day because… Well, she had some items in a walker thing and she didn’t want or wasn’t totally easily able to take her hands off it to use the regular door so she had to squeeze around the revolving door with that walker thing. Her butt was rubbing on the outside of the glass of the door the entire way around! I am SO glad I had my cam at the ready so I could catch that very brief vid, but since it was in my pocket and I whipped it out and it had to adjust to the light from the window I was BARELY fast enough to get that at all. Just barely! I got a little more of her being stuffed in there because she stopped for a very quick breather before walking out of the doorway and completely into the bus station… and straight to the snack vending machine.
But this hot day that I’m talking about that occured the otherwas not totally good! I did something miraculously stupid that day! You know what I did? I put on my deodorant, but I only put it under one arm! WTF! How did I do that?! That created an embarrasing situation that day when I put the wrong arm up and somebody told me to put it back down!
Well, I went back to look at the last time the non-member’s pages were updated as I was adding new material on top of the newest stuff on them. My last posted update there- and I remember posting updates around that time in kind of a rush- was in early february! It’s been FIVE MONTHS!!! I lived up to my promise, but only updated the smaller 3 of the 6 Sections: http://www.blackstreetbbw.com/TourBreast7.html, http://www.blackstreetbbw.com/TourHips8.html and http://www.blackstreetbbw.com/TourOther2.html! Now I have to do some work and get the rest posted today. Maybe updating the nonmember’s area thing’s working, because I hit 1350 views on blackstreetbbw.com yesterday, a number I haven’t made or surpassed in a long time… but it might’ve had something to do with things beyong my control, because I didn’t do that with my usual number of visitors. Nope, I did it with 457 visitors- over 9% more than the largest number of visitors I remember having when I wasn’t smashing my own records, and over 100 visitors more than what I’d get on a bad day. Still though, I’m sure the updated pages had something to do with that. Sadly, all that extra activity didn’t result in even a single new member yesterday. Traffic was up a lot for my http://www.clips4sale.com/store/21356 Clips for sale store too, but no sales there either. And I was so on target to hit my financial goals for the day with all the rebill recurring payments that came in in the morning. Got a great start, then no sales.
When I was going back through old tour pages to copy HTML to make the newer ones I noticed all the prices posted were out of date! First thing I thought was, ‘was this posted pricing inconsistency what had cost me new members? I know I didn’t like that kind of thing when I thought I was seeing it as I signed up to get my domain and webspace when I was setting up the site, and wondered if it had irked some people out of joining. I fixed just about all of it, but a lot of the newly updated Tour Pages are missing text and have typos, so I wondered if the bonus of the fixing has been cancelled out by slopover. I hope the newness puts everything ahead.
Here’s the big reason everything didn’t get done yesterday. The day killer! I went out to the other Wal-Mart to go shoot some videos. I was really tired from working, but I felt like going out of the house and you know you never know what woman you’ll see if you don’t go out. If you stay at home the only ones you’ll see are on TV. I went out, and I stopped at 7-Eleven. It was 7-Eleven’s birthday, so they were giving free Slurpees to everybody. I got one on that hot day, and that’s the only good thing that happened to me that day. I stopped by another store on my way over to the Wal-Mart.
Hmmm… what’s this? An email just came in? Then my GoDaddy email just logged me out for inactivity right before I could click the tab… A new member today already? Yay! Now I don’t have to worry about today being like yesterday as long as my morning rebills come in.
Anyways, back to the blog. Yesterday was the WORST DAY of candid videography I’ve ever had in almost three years where I didn’t get caught and punished. I got to the store, all tired and stuff hoping I’d see somethign that’d make my long trip worth it. I had 90 minutes where I had to stay in the store because I couldn’t go to the mall (I’ll tell you about that maybe the day after tomorrow or the day after that), and 30 minutes wouldn’t be enough, so since the bus runs every HOUR it’d have to be AN HOUR and 30 minutes. During that entire time I only saw two good looking women. One AS SOON as I got there who was leaving when I saw her, and one right as I was leaving whos was getting ready to exit when I saw her, and that was it. I couldn’t find any decent women anywhere! I couldn’t even find a woman that was mediocre! I was really really looking forward to even a mildly iffishly attractive woman. Man, I couldn’t even find medium, let alone good. The store may as well’ve been full of men because I was in there for SEVENTY-FIVE MINUTES before I found one other woman at all worth taping. And she wasn’t even that special:
She was just such a sight for such sore barely-able-to-stay-awake eyes that I had to tape her. Here are the other two women I saw, in order.