Finally, It’s My Turn to do Something I’ve Wanted to do & Wanted Other BBW Lovers to do too: Post Talk Show Footage of Big Sexy Women!

There are Maury Povich Right-Click-to-Download-Left-Click-to-Watch SSBBW video links at the bottom of this post!

Have you ever noticed how often you see talk shows about bold, sexy women- especially busty ones?
Now, have you noticed how difficult it is to find even a single shred of that sexy footage from your favorite show anywhere on the internet? Or even to find people talking about it? I mean, considering that they call them talk shows, you ought to be able to find somebody talking about them on the internet somewhere!
Just try looking up something you saw on a talk show and see how hard it can be to find even a ghost of a trace of it on the internet.
  Well, I’ve finally gone and done what I was waiting for too long for other people to do! I, the blackstreetbbw.com webmaster, have videotaped the most important part of an episode of Maury Povich for you to download and watch! Oh, and I’ve posted the whole segment, not just some select shots!
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In order for me to be inspired to tape a show like this, or even look forward to watching it, something about the day before preview commercial of it really has to hook me, and this episode finally did it. I made plans to be at home and hog the TV during Maury time so I could tape his show. Unfortunately, I didn’t have a blank VHS tape available, and I wasn’t going to tape over any of my Celestrial Event.com BBW tapes to make this bbw tape, and my new camera hasn’t arrived yet, so I had to use my current, shitty little spy camera to record it bootleg style! I figured, ‘Nobody else is making Maury BBW videos at all, save Maury himself and his crew, so mine’ll be the best out there, even if the picture sucks!’ And speaking of picture sucking, not only did I have my spy camera going in bootleg clip crap mode, my television set was also in crap mode. Don’t know what’s up with my cable, but this particular channel never comes in clear. I tried tightening up the cable line to the tv on both ends and at the splitter in advance, because that fixes problems with channels such as Cartoon Network (and Adult Swim!!!), but none of that worked for this channel, and sadly, I didn’t even expect it to because I knew the cable line was tight. I also know that for channels that have this problem, the picture often becomes much clearer when a car drives by in front of the house XD ! You can watch this stuff I recorded and tell there was no rush hour traffic outside! I also don’t know for why the black horizontal bars appeared in places in the video but not on my tv, but I think it has to do with white balance thresholds with blackstreetbbw’s spy camera.

Anyways, I guess that’s all the talking you can stand, so here are your links followed by a little more talking where I tell you how to watch the main file:

First Preview

Second Preview

‘Unrelated’ Fighting from the Other Guests on The Episode

More ‘Unrelated’ Fighting from the Other Guests on The Episode

End Credits


These are the links for the main show. Follow the instructions below!

First, download all three files to the same folder with right clicking and saving! Then download “Adsen File Splitter” (yes, splitter) and install it on your computer. Use Google to find it. It’s free, very small, and might be useful to you. Let it get useful to you by using it to combine the files into a single .ASF/asx file. You should be able to play it on Windows Media Player and other players. If you’re a member of my site, and you’re watched one of my raw cut vids or Raw File segments, then you can view .ASF/asx videos. This process is a lot easier and less painless than it sounds.

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80 Byte .fsm

Female Fat Albert

Okay, maybe not quite, but that’s the thought that came to mind. I meant to post this little vid on here shortly after I shot it to get you guys opinions on it, but I lost track of it, then found it, then lost track of it again until now. What do you think of this particular now-not-too-distant future blackstreetbbw.com video?
THIS IS A CLICKABLE VIDEO LINK. LEFT CLICK TO WATCH OR RIGHT CLICK TO DOWNLOAD.

Huge & Very Fun Big Boob Animated GIF

Good! April is over and it’s time for a new month of blackstreetbbw! Never been a better time to come to www.blackstreetbbw.com! …Except maybe in the future, ’cause blackstreetbbw keeps getting better!

I was supposed to post this yesterday (actually, I was supposed to post it on May 1st or 2nd, and not play with the date function to get it here like this!), but yesterday that commercial came on as I was getting ready to blog, so I blogged something else yesterday in place of this, my month starter post. That commercial did actually come on on May first.
I found this massive profile end-of-post avatar on a non-anime forum somewhere (Was I looking for JenniferB…?), and found this this animated GIF. It just sums up something I want to have happen to me so much, that when you throw in the fact that I like anime, and well, it’s like everything good for me’s in it! If it were live action, you could say that I’d want to be the one filming this motion to make the animated GIF!

Click here for today’s, and this months, animated GIF!!

Right click to download instead so you can watch it smoother faster


I don’t know what show this is, but it can’t be american, so knowing the japanese, and seeing the associated pic’s named ‘haruka-ava’, I’m assuming this is an anime!

So THAT’S Why My YouTube BBW Vids Have Been Getting Such Ugly Comments This Time Around!

This story is one of blackstreetbbw.com‘s most interesting reads yet, so read the text as opposed to just watching the vids!
http://www.blackstreetbbw.com‘s YouTube Channel has gotten a lot less spam this time than the last version of the channel did, but this YouTube channel’s gotten enough trashy comments to more than make up for all the spam blackstreetbbw.com‘s last (now banned) channel ever got.
  It began with an asshat with the screenname ‘LindaTheHairLipWhore’. Damn. Some screen names you can just look at and tell that person’s a piece of work. Sometimes I worry about leaving comments on video game or anime videos- which I like, even though that can be viewed as feminine or nerdy or whatever- because I think maybe somebody will see ‘Blackstreetbbw’ as the name and know what to think. But yeah, this bitch ‘LindaTheHairLipWhore’ (Damn. Why would you name yourself that? That’s the worst profile names I’ve heard since ‘PinkTacoEater’! When I saw that one, it was right before a response comment along the lines of “Your comment was nasty, and you probably are too from your screenname!”) yeah, she over half the videos on the channel at the time and rated them all one star, left bad comments on some of them, them went on to stick one on my YouTube channel profile comments place. It seemed a little funny when I found her to only be the first and worst.

I kept finding nasty racial remarks on my video pages as I when I checked my email, but I didn’t really take too much offense, because it looked like people were really going way out of thier way in deliberate and ‘creative’ attepts to make people feel bad. But they kept stacking up, so I started thinking about it.
 I posted the same kind of stuff all over the previous encarnation of my YouTube channel and didn’t even get one third of the crap I’ve been getting on this one. Now, I did get some people saying I was a sicko or that they didn’t share my tastes, or that my bbws were beyond thick, and just too big, or that some of them were too fat to be called curvy, and few people would just call be things along the line of asshole. I didn’t mind all that, because I don’t mind not being liked, I like to know what people really think, and think people should be able to speak thier mind. In fact, I laughed at some of it. I remember posting this blackstreetbbw.com video here: (don’t stop reading my story now! It continues below!)


And some girl (sounded like a girl based on the screen name, channel content, and her comment) said, and I quote
“Omg! How could anyone find tht attractive!? Sick!”
And I laughed my butt off. I thought of showing that to some of my buddies on my job, and when someone on YouTube chastised her for saying that, I told him it was cool ’cause I was laughing again!
  Things could’ve been worse, yes, they still managed to get to the point where I had to say “I’m almost afraid to ask how this went from being a candid video show to a race war rant.”, and ‘Tubby’ ‘rpj1’ agreed. Today I looked in my email and found three comments (more than the clip in question had altogether) that had all come in this morning for this one blackstreetbbwvideo…(More bbw video blog story below vid link)


(One more comment came flying in right after I put comments under moderation: “This video should be re-named, “Water Buffalo in Blue Tights”.should I approve it?) …and I found the answer to my wonders. When you notice weird activity on one of your YouTube videos, you just click the ‘Statistics & Data’ link[doing that used to be unneccesary, but I’m sure you forgot] and you see that some place like NIGGERMANIA has linked to your video. Then you go over there and see comments like
“Well that’s just great. Simply f***ing lovely. I’m gay now. And you say, “Sorrry.” That’s a big help…”, and “Over 680,000 words in the English language, and I still can’t concoct a phrase to describe the horror of what I’ve just witnessed.”,
and wish the comments on that forum were the ones you had on your YouTube page because they were so much better than ones you actually got! I thought the ‘Nissan Sentra’ comment on my YouTube page YouTube page had come from a bbw lover, but it looks like it came from a hater after all. I could thumb that one up though. If you see any of these aweful comments on any of my YouTube clips, do me a favor and select “View All Text Comments” option so you can thumb the trash down as many thumbs as possible and help good comments rise to the top. I had those things as low as -8, but some of those crack heads came back by and thumbed ’em back up to -4. And do me another favor. If you like my YouTube bbw vids, and understand the viewing is better blackstreetbbw, embed my videos in any decent place you want to.

Huge Calves!!: The Biggest BBW Calves I’ve Ever Seen Anywhere!

I JUST discovered yesterday’s huge calves ssbbw woman, and then… I find some mature woman in real life, in public, in the fleshy flesh, on candid camera- MY candid camera, my www.blackstreetbbw.com shapely bbw candid camera, that tops her! Already! Wow! What a coincidence with the timing- right when I saw the biggest calves on MySpace and thought I could never beat them! Yesssssssssss!!!!!!!! (Okay, maybe she doesn’t win by that much but you can click over to yesterday’s post and decide for yourself how much this woman, who’s calves actually scrape on the ground as she walks wins by.
I can scratch one of my ‘all time’ goals off this list (a post), but it feels strangely unsatifying. Bad? No! It’s just that she’s a different shape from the giant basketball office calf monster described in that post, so there’s no feeling of ‘Now I don’t need to look for this any more”. Nope, the feeling is “I need to do it again some day now!” I won’t tell the story here, because you know I’m gonna tell it someday when I put the full length video up on blackstreetbbw, so let’s just get on with the huge calves pics!






Don’t forget that I have a lot more of her, so if you want to see more (or if this isn’t what you like but you like extreme bbw), then check back with www.blackstreetbbw.com some time!

Thick, Black, Candid Public Walks: New Secret Camera BBW Previews for 2009!

Attention all you YouTube clothed bbw video seekers! If you approve of voyeur video, there’s exciting new fresh footage for the F.A. in you!

First up, this sexy, brown skinned, young milf who’s got the entire package! Big, hanging tits[Hangers!!!] popping out in front of her (I’m in front of her too! 🙂 ), a big bulging shelvy booty poppin’ out behind her, and she’s big, soft and shapely all over. You’ll be looking at her belly and thighs too, trying to find that thick-but-proportionally-skinny waist under the flap of that rack
but you won’t find this on this blog- I didn’t want to risk getting banned from YouTube with her leading the child through this vid, so you’ll have to go straight to blackstreetbbw or [right]click HERE for this first tasty lady! I just put it up here so you perverts wouldn’t miss it, with the other vids being so obviously here! Also I know it sounds like I’m contradicting myself with the kids-with-the-woman words above, but I just meant I didn’t want to stick my neck out there and lose all my vids over that particular vid. The with-child vid below is another story…!
On to exhibit B… or should the letter be more like ‘K’… or higher, ’cause she’s got some huge titties popping out of that top on this hot day at the carnival. I know those puppies need to breathe in the heat, but can they? Watch this video clip of this black milf with so much chest meat her shirt cannot contain it, let alone her bra! That off the rack one from Wal-Mart just can’t do it! Period! And wtf is the child doing?! I couldn’t tell then, and I don’t know now. I just know she was reaching for something… she wanted to grab something… Seeing this video makes us all wanna reach out (or down!) and grab something!

Now for exhibit ‘C’. This one might actually deserve to be called ‘C'[cup?]! This is the brand spanking new (I can’t believe I used the word spanking at the end of a previous post, and it didn’t refer anyone on Google looking for ‘spanking’ here!) blackstreetbbw preview. It’s totally not getting the views it deserves, but a vid with this kind of curvaceous figure qualifies for a mention when it’s getting overlooked! My favorite part of shooting this young woman was the part where she showed me how girl’s like this get into chairs with armrests on them! Too bad my cam missed that. I’d seen a better demonstration of that back in college, but that was back before I founded blackstreetbbw and started shooting candids. You get to see three stages of her brisk, sexy walk in this ‘tube vid.

Lastly, I thought I’d end this ‘tube blog promo-ey posting with two videos that never got the viewings they deserved, here, on blackstreetbbw, or on YouTube:



Big Brown BBW with Tits and Hips: Free Candid Preview Pics Gallery of One of Black Street BBW’s Curviest New Women!

Just wanted to give all my members and non-members a chance to see who’s gonna be making her debut on blackstreetbbw.com tomorrow! Members know where she’s going. Non-Members, look for her here (tomorrow or later of course)

Blackstreetbbw.com Finally Getting A Tiny Bit of Competition (And A Story) as More and More New Guys Try Thier Hand In the Candid BBW Video Scene

If you ever decide to start a website of your own start your train of thoughts just like this, like very successfull people, such as the guys who started YouTube did, and like I did when I started blackstreetbbw.com. Base it on something that bothers you with it’s absence. Is there something you wish you could find on the ‘net? Somebody else is probably wishing that too, so do that first and you could become successful… or at least more successful than you thought. Put something out there that’s not already out there and watch what happens.
  I started blackstreetbbw.com back in ‘6 because back then, I couldn’t find exactly what I wanted on the internet in any one place, and when you added up all the sites that had even part of what I really wanted, you got two candid paysites and a tiny handfull of blogs, plus a bigger small handfull of non-candid but otherwise dressed, clothed whatever blogs that were related. I wanted a website about curvy black bbw candid videos, but there was no such thing!
Now, there were lots of candid websites, yes, but 95% were about skinny white teens. What is it about candid video where 95% of the videographers want nothing but underage, white, skinny, silly girls and how come 75% of those guys only want the girls on beaches and have 0 acceptance of even catching them in tight clothes elsewhere? Maybe most of the people who take candid photos are young white males, but still. That 95% overwhelming content majority still doesn’t make much sense to me. There are a lot of white men in the world, but that many just like that for 95% of the candid websites to be about skinny white teens. Just makes no sense, but search for candid pics and you’ll probably get the kind of results I did, except better results than the ones I was getting in 2006. When I searched for ‘black candid’ and ‘booty candid’ I found 99% nothing. That’s when I decided that I’d have to make something of my own if I wanted something thick and candid to watch. Plus, models like UniquelyMadeDive, Super Pear, Miosotis and Pear Bottoms hadn’t hit the scene yet, so combine that with other models that weren’t there and there really weren’t the models to fill that extreme void like there are today either.

  I’d gotten my first inkling of desire to film candids a very long time ago, back before 2006, when I realized I was the only one it seemed who was in love with the way thick thighs bulge and curve in the front and how they rub together, so I set out with the camera that you can see in some of my ShareAPic hosted picture galleries if you click ‘View Whole Gallery’, and I went and took a few snaps. Then I got even more scared than I already was and laid off candid activity for a very long time. The final thing that set me on track to create the website blackstreetbbw.com was when this then-coworker of mine back when I worked at the Burger King near the university I used to shoot at before I got banned from there, who I mentioned in descriptions for some of my first page oldest videos on the website said I should use the videos I’d been making for a website. That was the spark the set this all off.
For more info on the backstory of blackstreetbbw, click here.
  I guess it’s now time to get on to what we all thought this blog post was going to be about before I got off on all the above storytelling/yapping and tell you that I think I’ve started a little bit of the bbw movement on my own. I’ve had several people email me saying they wanted to make candid camera videos too after seeing mine and needed advice on getting started or comments on some vids they shot. Nobody wanted to get as serious about it as I am, but everybody had a goal or two. Then, of course, there were others who just started making thick curvy candid content without consulting me that started coming up. Some people even look like they were inspired by me, because they used some titles for thier vids that look totally inspired titles I originally used, like ‘mASSive’ and ‘Wide Sway’. Here’s the link to my current favorite little blackstreetbbw ‘competitor’ who only posts his vids on YouTube, and had embedding disabled, so I don’t have to have his attention getting video embeds on my blog to distract you away from JOINING blackstreetbbw.com:
Big Booty Unlimited.


There are a number of seemingly blackstreetbbw inspired sites that are around now, but were not here in ’06, but I bet that even if they had existed, I’d still’ve started good ol’ blackstreetbbw anyway because www.blackstreetbbw.com‘s still the only site on the ‘net dedicated to bringing you candid videos of curvy black women, and it’s also the only place on the ‘net with candid pregnant videos!

Bad New, Bad News, but the Good Carnival Updates are on the Way.

It’s official. Blackstreetbbw.com has just experienced it’s single worst month in it’s history. But… before I reveal the rest of the bad news, let me bring in the good news for those of you who haven’t been reading my little candid bbw blog here lately. No doubt, many of you reading this came here from Blackstreetbbw.com to find out what the immediate future of outdoor candid bbw videography held, so I’ll repost the new preview pics for both of the first two carnival updates here:

Okay, now for the rest of the bad news pity rant. All this time in February and I’ve only managed to earn four rebilling members. That means that there are only four people who JOINed Blackstreetbbw.com in this whole month who have any possibility of billing again in the upcoming month or so. The few other guys that did join only joined for one month and that was it. There’s a little good news here for me, in that failed rebill saves are at an all time high. That means people didn’t have money in thier accounts when they were scheduled to pay again, but I’ve set PayPal to try three times before giving up, and somehow people’s accounts were coming in order for me just in time for the last billing try to work, so they’re still members. Usually I just lose members like that- often for good reason, because they turn out to have forgotten Blackstreetbbw.com after thier first day or lost interest in it- but this month I’ve been saving them left and right, a big surprise. I’ve also had some people pay twice to JOIN Blackstreetbbw.com, but then when I contacted them over thier refunds to make sure they could recieve them, they said nothing. I’ve learned by experience that it’s best not to send refunds to people who don’t respond to my emails concerning them- I’ve had a number of those returned to me in the past when I was more generous and sent them anyway- so I’ll be keeping thier extra money then, but I won’t allow two memberships to rebill for one person. Cancelling a duplicate membership for someone is a lot easier for me to do then send them a refund, especially when money is tight. (Make sure you click the pics above so I can hurry up and get this ShareAPic payment I’m about to qualify for!)

One of the double subscribers had an email that ended in .jp, so I’m figuring that individual likely didn’t speak english too well, and if so that would explain why he ignored my reply for refund email. Of course, maybe he just gave an email address he wasn’t going to check, like I would do. Anyways, maybe if I’d been brushing up on my japanese- you can learn a lot of that by watching original animes and other videos on YouTube XD- then maybe I’d’ve been better able to communicate the issue to him. Oh well. I’m not going to learn a foreign language just to send somebody thier refund for $3.50 when I could just keep his money for free!
my website‘s also been getting ‘grade F’ traffic lately; I lose traffic there even as the blog continues to grow. Well I promise I’m on it on the website, as this post will hopefully show. I’m tired of reshowing old stuff, but the new stuff’s been so time consuming lately. I’ve got lots of plans to save blackstreetbbw in March, so expect things to improve.


To conclude this post, I have no idea why February was so bad. January was almost record setting good, with new members every day, but starting on the first, things just ran dry. Oh yeah, and I actually did take the time to learn a tiny bit of japanese so my favorite animes would make just a little more sense.

Candid Black BBW YouTube Clips: Free BBW & SSBBW Videos from Streets & Stores!

Just making this little free YouTube bbws post here to promote blackstreetbbw . I want to see what effect a vid post here of my YouTube video channel advertising the hot, thick, curvy and sexy bbws, ssbbws, and plumpers with big breasts, butts and thighs and curves to spare will have on my link traffic here, on my YouTube channel, and on black street bbw . Notice all the keywords? Now on to the list of free videos of black and white women on my hidden candid camera! Let’s get the secret out so everybody knows about blackstreetbbw!
The picture quality of my videos is better on my web site.











Candid Camera Carnival Update Preview: Part Two of The Black BBW Candid Carnival Days

All of these pics are from the videos in the next update of www.blackstreetbbw.com. Go there to see a lot more pics and video like this!

Candid Camera BBW Blog Post Too Important to Not Make: The Rest of the Xmas Candids

I’d thought that the hot bbw blog candid post at this link was going to finish it for www.blackstreetbbw.com’s Xmas posting season, but nope, ’cause the women were truly out there (even outside!!) on Christmas Eve.
Yes siree!

For the first time ever, I got busted with BOTH of my cameras!
Scroll to the bottom for the story! Or click the pics to open the gallery (Scroll right if an ad gets in your way.)

 &nbps&Busting story time!
You see the thick girl with tits in the dead center pic(I counted!)? Well, as I was taping her, this Wal-Mart bitch that knows what I come there to do appeared without warning in the background, and she was walking this way when she did, and when I saw her I was like, ‘Oh shit! Time to cut this perfectly good video short. And it’s barely long enough but I gotta do it! Maybe if I put my camera down so it will be behind this thing here, and I just turn away…’ She walked up to the older woman that the thick teen was talking to and said one of two things: A)”Excuse me ma’am. You see that guy right there? He’s taking pictures of you.” or B)”Excuse me ma’am. You see that guy right there? He’s taking pictures of your daughter here.” Either way, I know for sure the next words were these: Older woman: “Which guy?”
Bitch: “That man right there.”
, and either way, as soon as I heard ‘You see that guy right there?’ I hauled ass, so if the non-employee females did see me, all they saw was my ass sliding around the corner fast! I know it took a second for the women to turn around because they were looking at the employee, not me, plus I fast and only had to move a short distance to get away. Not knowing where miss bitch-with-a-job would show up next, I decided to weave my way out of the store, making sure to slip through the grocery side to snag some final footage of a big ass mature I’d left there for a moment.
  As I said before, I usually don’t get busted with my stealth cam unless I act stupid. The dangercam, on the other hand, often lived up to it’s name with the associated bustings, but this time I actually thought that it would help keep me from getting busted, and I was right, but I got busted with it anyway. I’d decided since it was Xmas Eve and the stores were more packed than I’d thought (silly me!) I should stop by this Ollie’s store I seldom go in to so I can play with the dangercam. I found someone to play with, then, as I left the store I found the girl from that black spandex pants blackstreetbbw.com Preview Video!

Before (stealth cam. 320×240) After (dangercam. 640×480)

Those of you who’ve seen the member’s area full length video and paid attention to the audio or description know that that girl busted me bad enough the first time to know what camera looked like if she knew what my face looked like. She remembered me. The dangercam has a very different disguise from the stealth cam (I had to finally official name my current primary instead of just calling it ‘regular’!) and even though it’s more obvious, it’s different, and that difference got me right into the lion’s den in the store next door to get away with some decently hot footage of this one, even with her suspecting I’d be after her ass with a cam. It just took a while for her to find the lens, which she did, right after giving me the best frontal shot I could’ve thought of, just like last time. Then things got ugly, and they got a lot uglier than last time.
Time to get lazy znd just quote myself from an email I sent someone about this instead of typing the story afresh:
  “You can almost tell that my escape door would only open from the outside because she couldn’t use it to get out either. Some kind of alarm thingy just happened to go off right at that time, but my mind wasn’t on it. I was just trying to get out of there, and it was a potentially dangerous situation because, well, I’m not that heavy, but she clearly was. I’m sure she wasn’t 400 lbs, but how close do you thing she was to 400? Then she was with this other woman who was at least 400 pounds, and another two at about 200 each, so with the entrance only for entering, that means there was only one way out and I had to go past half the store employees and about 1200 lbs. of angry fat women to use it! If those women wanted to celebrate xmas by making the next episode of this YouTube video ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InIn5YQ4ZFI ) there would’ve been nothing I could’ve done, and that would probaly’ve been the true death of the dangercam!
At the time I thought I’d gotten her from behind at the very end when I whipped the camera past her when she tried to leave, but you know how time flies when you’re having fun and crawls when you’re not. Time was crawling, so I thought I’d gotten her behind then. Good news is, I did get some rear footage of her in another clip, but that was the best clip that I gave you. I thought maybe I shot her walking in, but I didn’t want to look like I was following her and messed that part up, so there’s no rear walking footage.
Did I know her? No, but you surely remember the ‘red grade’ video of that girl in the pinkish shirt and black spandex pants with braids in her hair in Wal-Mart. Yes, that girl in that ‘red grade’ video. Did you hear what she and her friend said in that video and how she busted me? She recognized me as soon as she saw me, so that’s why it was safer for me to use the bigger cam. I was hoping since it was different I’d be able to get away with it since it wasn’t the cam she remembered. Almost sorta worked, but when she got close…”
To make that story short, I think I got save by the spirit of christmas, ’cause that could’ve gotten rough. Fortunately, all she gave me was a brief tounge lashing. She walked right up to me and started talking: “You need to stop that. You’re a triflin’ dog!” “He got the nerve to have a hole in his pouch.” “In here takin’ pictures- videotapin’ people (she hit the nail right on the head this time)” She told her people about me. “He got a hole in his pouch with a video camera in it.” “He does?” “Yeah! Oh, but he got it covered up with his shirt now. You’re a triflin’ ass dog!”

I think that and the looks I got as I walked right past them after winding through the store to get out are about all of it.

I am very glad they didn’t try to bar my exit. Maybe I was so trifling and creepy and perverted and they so wanted to be rid of me that no one wanted to touch me, and that’s the only reason they didn’t try to stop me.