You may have noticed, if you’ve been reading this blog in June and July, that all my posts right now are past dated. Well, I ended up going to jail, but I still had plans, plus I wanted to make all the jail journal posts I made each day in jail because I was more bored than I’ve ever been in life into blog posts here. I’m going to keep making regular, current posts while I fill the jail journal entires into this blog on the days they were written on, so that way you’ll see new, interesting blog of blackstreetbbw posts each day or so and still be able to read the complete jail journal. You’ll just have to scroll to ‘Older Posts’ to see the newer ‘Blackstreetbbw Webmaster Goes to Jail’ entries.
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Photo In Honor of the BBW Family
blackstreetbbw.com webmaster here, reporting from Washington, D.C. Since I’ve decided for the tiem being not that it’s better to just let you wonder what kinds of nice bbws I’ve found in, and on my way to D.C. (Don’t worry- you’re not missing any show-stoppers!), instead of a ‘Candid Trips’ gallery posting, I’m going to post this picture that I remember looking for on my hard disk for the longest time, finding, and then losing again until recently. Since I’m with family right now, here’s an ssbbw pic in honor of family!:
If you like ’em big like this, but’d prefer ’em with a little less size an a little more curve, why not go check out blackstreetbbw.com?
Wild and Crazy Night in Burger King: Blast from the Black Street BBW Past Part 2 of 2
Here’s another blackstreetbbw.com story I’d been waiting forever to tell, but this one, I was really waiting for a moment to tell it that I just couldn’t find until I had a blog. Telling it in the Bonus Section… just didn’t feel right.
If you liked any of my classic blackstreetbbw.com vids, (those ugly silent ones shot with my original camera setup), and you like bare thighs and cellulite, then you’ll cry when you read this story! I promise!
It really started a long time before all this because wear really showed with my original candid bbw spy gear setup, but it practically started when it really started to die. It got to the point where getting my wireless hidden camera, f*cked up wireless video reciever and jacked up video recorder with it’s half-dead special lithuim rechargeable batteries (I used regular rechargables for the 9v one for my camera and ELEVEN AAs for the recorder. [for more info on my setup, read yesterday’s entry on my getting banned from a Target store and look in there for it]) to all work was getting so difficult, and was having such a clearly degrading effect on what was left of the hardware- oh, and by he way, my first video reciever died on me, so I was on the second of those, and this one was looking not-so-hot too- that I was asking myself one day: “What if I turn it all on when I see some bbws and this turns out to be the last time this stuff ever works? The next time I cut it all on was that time…! The original equipment never worked again after that filming run! “What if this is the last time this stuff ever works? If it is, then I’m wasting my last use, so I hope it isn’t!” Too bad. TOO bad!
I rode to Wal-Mart before work… and it didn’t work! It was good that I’d parked my bike off on the side of the store in the trees a distace from the door so I could sit outside and fuss with the equipment in what would’ve been peace if I hadn’t been cursing the setup for being broken. Just had to use the store without the camera and miss some interesting, but non-essential bbws, like this white girl with an interesting bulge in the shape of the curve of her hips and thighs. Nothing to cry about though. Not yet.
Once in a while I’d see a(some) hot thick one(s) at the college Burger King I was working at at the time, and I just knew that the night my equipment was broken’d be the night something unforgettable happened, so I actually brought some tools with me so I could attempt to fix my rigged-up-at-home, overly complex and expensive camera setup during my lunch break that night!
I NEED TO FINISH THIS STORY STILL
Banned from Target: Blast from the Black Street BBW Past Part 1 of 2
Those of you who’ve been with blackstreetbbw.com for long enough and been in The Thighs Section reading, remembering and taking note of things in my video descriptions might know I’d been meaning to tell this blackstreetbbw.com story for the longest time! No- you probably thought was just never going to tell it period, just like you think I’m not ever going to go back and finish those old blog entries I’d said I was going to finish, but so far have not! But here I am, finally finishing the ‘Banned from Target’ story- in the right place for that.
I’d started working on this story already, so I begin this post with the copied contents of the text file.
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-THE BLACKSTREETBBW.COM WEBMASTER GETS BANNED FROM TARGET-
It really all started with this video in the Butts Section of www.blackstreetbbw.com with the caption: ‘It wasn’t until I stopped doing profile filming and got her from behind that I realized how good she was’. I know that nobody noticed that that video runs straight into a video called ‘Had to stop filming this for that!’ because I recently found an ommission in the link to ‘Had to stop filming this for that’ on page 3 of the Thighs Section that rendered the video unavailable, and not one single person said anything to me about that video not working. The main reason I was mad at that was because I knew that file was old. I checked the date of the update it was in. November 9th, 2006. Then I checked today’s date. August 11th, 2007. Well damn! A very attractive clip that’s really good for such an old one has been sitting on the server unavailable for NINE MONTHS and nobody said a word! Not even one person! I know that I should be making sure all the vids I post are available, but as you can surely tell I’m an amateur working alone, and I make mistakes sometimes. So yeah, I found it for you, but DAMN! Somebody could have said something! I don’t bite!
Anyway, time to stop ranting and get back to the subject. I cut the second video of her from my first sighting of her at the point I stopped it at because I thought she might have busted me somehow and remained cool about it. At the time it was just a funny feeling I’d gotten from something I though I heard her say that I couldn’t even make out and from the way she walked over to that register and said it. Then a manager was called. I thought it could all have been a coincedence and there was something kind of ambiguity around it since I didn’t clearly hear or see anything, and she didn’t say any words or make any gestures with any obvious meaning, so later on I though maybe it was nothing. Or maybe not. I thought I’d never know, and I still don’t know for sure, but now I think I do. Since the manager was coming I took a hint and left. A lot of times when I’m shooting candids in a store and having good luck I wait for the well to run dry or for something ‘funny’ to happen and take that as my cue to call it a day, so I marked my trip to Target as such and went on to my favorite Wal-Mart next door.
Now fast forward a little bit to a later day. I saw her again, and this time my reason to think I was nearing my ‘taping her limit’ was that she asked “May I help you?” as I hovered around her (That’s always an omen). Seeing her again made it finally hit me: I knew where and WHEN to find her again! Why it took until my SECOND sighting of her for that to click, I don’t know. Maybe some part of my mind needed some kind of ‘two-times confirmation’ or something, but once that second time went by I started factoring her into my xmas plans. Not changing them now- no, the plan was still go to work in the wee hours of the morning, then go to the mall, then Target, then Wal-Mart,(they’re all across streets from each other) then home, but I’d make sure to look for her at Target, especially since I thought I knew where to find her in the store when I got there. That last part turned out to be all wrong because she appears to work all over the place in there: She works on the register, stocks the magazine racks and book and software shelves, stands around to assist customers, gets the key to the electronics case to help customers there, and she does cart pushing and in-the-back work.
The first time I’d actively searched for her I didn’t find her at all and thought I’d probably shown up too late. The next time I saw her BEFORE I went to Target, at the McDonald’s getting breakfast (dressed for work in her work colors, of course). It would’ve been nice to have taped her there so I could’ve gotten a film of her some place other than Target, and when I went to the store after work she was gone, so I figured she must’ve worked a slightly earlier shift that day and left the store, and that’s when I saw something weird. When I’d pulled up to the store on my bike these to white guys had just put thier bikes on the rack and were going in, and as I pulled off I saw two police officers searching them as thier bikes lay on the ground. Something in me sank as I said to myself “I bet they were looking for me. Good thing those guys left first so I can ride by while the police are busy.”
I never should’ve returned, but at least I got lucky enough the next time to find who I was looking for. This time I walked in and found her working at the front register and thought I’d better try again another time, thinking an at-the-register video of her would turn out sub-par. I was wrong about that, which I found out after my vain, brief search through the store for a subject. What happened next was pretty much explained in the ‘Banned from Target’ Big Thighs Video from Page
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Not sure exactly what I was thinking with that hanging end there, but here goes the rest of the story:
I’d just finished videotaping the Blackstreetbbw Curvy Queen and walked out the store door into the waiting arms of the police!
First things first: the patdown. Ah, what’s this? They pull my camera (then the blackstreetbbw ‘classic’ [original] cam) out of my pocket. Time for a brief lesson on my original camera setup
I had to begin by explaining how the camera worked and why I was using it. The cam was simple enough, but since I’d originally been sold on the wireless spy cam idea, there was a wireless video reciever for it in a pouch that I had to carry on me because the 300 foot range claim didn’t even turn out to be 300 centimeters. And boy, did that reciever look like crap. It was ery visibly worn, and in order to work right for more than a few minutes, I had to abandon the 9v battery plug it’d come with (The manufacturer even reccommended doing that for peak performance!) and come up with a homemade 11 battery AA setup, complete with the bad looking accompanying tangle or wires!
Then the video recorder sat in a seperate pocket and had to be plugged into all that, with a nice and unreliable plug. All that crap really looked like shit too. I wish I could show it to you. The fact that it all looked so bad meant I could tell two cops that it didn’t always record, so that was why we couldn’t find the video I’d just shot
YOU KNOW WHAT? I’M GOING TO GO ON TO THE NEXT STORY AND FINISH THIS ONE LATER!
Already Knew it wouldn’t Be the Norm: Unusual Candid Trip
I’ve decided to wait a little while before I show you any more blackstreetbbw new camera preview pics and/or vids, and instead will entertain you with my very interesting candid camera videography story. Or at least I think I will.
I already knew today’s candid bbw video trip would be different, but I probably would never have imagined it’d be this far from my norm!
The interestingness of the story started before I even got all the way to Virginia Beach. I’d caught the bus out at the bus station, and met this girl at the transfer point. Do you remember the slightly strange girl from this story? Well, I met up with her again here. I kind of expected to see her, because she catches busses on along this route like it’s her job or something. I mean, almost every time I go to Virginia Beach to tape women at the Wal-Mart and the mall I see her either on the way out or the way back. Anyway, seeing her is cool, because even though she’s not a bbw, she really likes to touch and massage me and stuff like that, and let me feel her up as good as you can get away with on a public bus. Too bad she’s not all that pretty, or thick/fat or anything like that, because she’s aweful nice, so I could make her my girlfriend if she were farther away from ugly. (She’s not ugly though!). If she were a ‘blackstreetbbw’ I’d definately date her! Anyways, she made the bus ride up interesting enough, and she was actually headed to Wal-Mart herself, so we made the impromptu plan to go there together. (Well, actually, she said Target at first, and of course I said okay because I can tape thick women in the Target store across the busy street from Walmart out there too, but then she switched it to Walmart.) This was perfect! Perfect practice for me and my new spy camera! I was definately going to be secretly filming bbws while I was with family members during my quickly upcoming trip to Washington D.C., so the timing of this couldn’t’ve been better. I could practice secretly videotaping women while I was with someone I wouldn’t want to get busted doing that with, both sitting at the bus stop talking to her, and walking around in my favorite store, Wal-Mart, with! I got lucky enough to find the kind of quality blackstreetbbw subjects I’d need to really make the practice sessions truly worth it too in the store, the parking lot, and on the bus bench, so I got the full lession! It was weird trying to enjoy someone’s company and still look out for bbws so I could simultaneously tape them candidly, and it was fun too. I did pretty well with it. I knew all my experience with the old not-so-stealthy [not so]spy camera would make this practice easy! Still made a few mistakes aimwise and all, but that was to be expected.
MORE OF THIS STORY COMING SOON!!! INCLUDING THE BEST PART! TUNE IN TOMORROW!!!!
The Last Picture Posting for A Minute: A Delayed Candid Trip and the Delayed Busting Story to Go with It.
If you found this page from a search engine, you probably found it because of my picture tags! The pictures are below!
I’d meant to post this little blackstreetbbw.com story and picture set a month ago, but then my ShareAPic account went down and my problems went up. With all the text on this blog now, and all the text that’s coming when I get to typing my upcoming ‘blackstreetbbw webmaster goes to jail’ journal stories, and with my need for fresh blackstreetbbw.com members and traffic, I figured I really needed to get this in after all. Plus, it’ll fill an open day spot on my May post blogging calendar, so here goes… The busting story’s at the bottom.
So what’s the busting story?
Turns out I already told it here!
Finally, It’s My Turn to do Something I’ve Wanted to do & Wanted Other BBW Lovers to do too: Post Talk Show Footage of Big Sexy Women!
There are Maury Povich Right-Click-to-Download-Left-Click-to-Watch SSBBW video links at the bottom of this post!
Have you ever noticed how often you see talk shows about bold, sexy women- especially busty ones?
Now, have you noticed how difficult it is to find even a single shred of that sexy footage from your favorite show anywhere on the internet? Or even to find people talking about it? I mean, considering that they call them talk shows, you ought to be able to find somebody talking about them on the internet somewhere!
Just try looking up something you saw on a talk show and see how hard it can be to find even a ghost of a trace of it on the internet.
Well, I’ve finally gone and done what I was waiting for too long for other people to do! I, the blackstreetbbw.com webmaster, have videotaped the most important part of an episode of Maury Povich for you to download and watch! Oh, and I’ve posted the whole segment, not just some select shots!
In order for me to be inspired to tape a show like this, or even look forward to watching it, something about the day before preview commercial of it really has to hook me, and this episode finally did it. I made plans to be at home and hog the TV during Maury time so I could tape his show. Unfortunately, I didn’t have a blank VHS tape available, and I wasn’t going to tape over any of my Celestrial Event.com BBW tapes to make this bbw tape, and my new camera hasn’t arrived yet, so I had to use my current, shitty little spy camera to record it bootleg style! I figured, ‘Nobody else is making Maury BBW videos at all, save Maury himself and his crew, so mine’ll be the best out there, even if the picture sucks!’ And speaking of picture sucking, not only did I have my spy camera going in bootleg clip crap mode, my television set was also in crap mode. Don’t know what’s up with my cable, but this particular channel never comes in clear. I tried tightening up the cable line to the tv on both ends and at the splitter in advance, because that fixes problems with channels such as Cartoon Network (and Adult Swim!!!), but none of that worked for this channel, and sadly, I didn’t even expect it to because I knew the cable line was tight. I also know that for channels that have this problem, the picture often becomes much clearer when a car drives by in front of the house XD ! You can watch this stuff I recorded and tell there was no rush hour traffic outside! I also don’t know for why the black horizontal bars appeared in places in the video but not on my tv, but I think it has to do with white balance thresholds with blackstreetbbw’s spy camera.
Anyways, I guess that’s all the talking you can stand, so here are your links followed by a little more talking where I tell you how to watch the main file:
First Preview
Second Preview
‘Unrelated’ Fighting from the Other Guests on The Episode
More ‘Unrelated’ Fighting from the Other Guests on The Episode
End Credits
These are the links for the main show. Follow the instructions below!
First, download all three files to the same folder with right clicking and saving! Then download “Adsen File Splitter” (yes, splitter) and install it on your computer. Use Google to find it. It’s free, very small, and might be useful to you. Let it get useful to you by using it to combine the files into a single .ASF/asx file. You should be able to play it on Windows Media Player and other players. If you’re a member of my site, and you’re watched one of my raw cut vids or Raw File segments, then you can view .ASF/asx videos. This process is a lot easier and less painless than it sounds.
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80 Byte .fsm
Female Fat Albert
Okay, maybe not quite, but that’s the thought that came to mind. I meant to post this little vid on here shortly after I shot it to get you guys opinions on it, but I lost track of it, then found it, then lost track of it again until now. What do you think of this particular now-not-too-distant future blackstreetbbw.com video? 
THIS IS A CLICKABLE VIDEO LINK. LEFT CLICK TO WATCH OR RIGHT CLICK TO DOWNLOAD.
The Candid Camera Getting Busted Story I Should’ve Told You First
I had one more blackstreetbbw story to tell here on this blog for now, so I figured I should get to telling it before I get to putting it off. I’ve been posting so much text lately, so it’s appropriate that I get the textiest post on my plate off now, near the other long passages of candid camera adventures stories and dumb rants.
Don’t let all my talking here get you thinking I’ve forsaken the site this blog’s all about, because blackstreetbbw’s still updating now
I wanted March 2009 to see a post every day on this blog. I wanted March ’09 to have 31 posts. I really did. But not more than that! I don’t like more than one post per day on a blog. I do like playing around with the posting date feature WordPressed introduced a little while back, but a while after this thicky blog was first created. So glad I did it. I was right about to get to the 30th March post when stupid ShareAPic deleted my picture account, killing it and ruining my mood, ‘tude, and the picture set I was going to post in this post originally, and the Carnival Update post I was going to use to finish up March 2009. Guess I’ll just post this story short, and without the pictures. I know I have to save some of my future stuff for surprises, especially since it takes so long for the future stuff to make it’s way into the blackstreetbbw Member’s bbw video area.
This is just another terrible busting story. It actually happened before the previous, and worst ever, me candid camera getting caught by police/security guards story, so it had a little influence on how that story turned out. Because of this current one, I couldn’t afford to have them call the ‘real’ police on me, since I kind of used up my mercy with the police on today’s story. The stories had a few similarities. I gone in Wal-Mart this time, with some very good footage already on my video card, and was videotaping bbws in secret like I do, and they were just steady coming! So steady, I was in there until my camera’s battery was about to die! Then, just like in the above story, when I tried to leave because I knew my battery’d been on just-about-dead for way too long, I saw one more bbw- well two more, but I had sense enough not to go back into the store for another round when there was another, even better bbw by the door- and that was the fatal last straw. If I’d just had a normal trip out the door I wouldn’t’ve seen her, and you wouldn’t’ve heard her video end with a policeman calling me! Time to go outsied for real now, like it or not.
I held my secret camera out, plain as day, and said “I guess you want to see this?”I already knew what this was about. And if you’ve been reading my video description stories on blackstreetbbw, you’ll already know why. If you haven’t yet, I’ve been bringing hidden cameras into this particular Walmart for three years now (I know blackstreetbbw’s not that old yet, but of course I had to have the footage before I could have the site, right?), and my stealth level there was never perfect. When I had a stealthier secret cam to use on the women, I had low experience, very poor technique and unreliable, poor quality equipment. Now I have better of that stuff, but a much more conspicuous camera, so I still get busted the same- no more. Much more. All together, the staff members there that know me are tired of me, so they often call the police as soon as they see me, which I could also see in the responding police officer’s attitude, because it sounded like this particular officer had been sent off on goose chases to get me at this store for months now. I didn’t remember him, but he remembered me. “Man, I busted you at Target before, remember that?” I remembered, but I didn’t remember his face until he said that. *Sigh*. I guess police officers have to have good memories. Much better than mine. They’re like elephants. I expected things to go like they did at Target (I promise I’ll tell you guys that story, just not today!) but this guy didn’t seem to really want to watch my videos much, so he just looked at one and got to the point.
He told me “I’m tired of coming down here looking for you. If I catch you again I’m gonna charge you with tresspassing and sexual battery. Understand?”, and I’m thinking ‘bullshit. Tresspassing maybe, but sexual battery? He’s just saying that to scare me. I remember when this guy got stopped by a cop who didin’t have a canine, and the guy went and got his greyhound from home and came back with that dog to use as a police dog to get permission to search the man’s car for drugs. Of course, Fido ‘found’ nothing, because he was a pet, not a worker. I’m looking up that crime in VA on the ‘net when I get home!’ He asked me why I do this, but of course I couldn’t give him the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so I jsut told him the succinct junior version: “Because it’s fun”. He told me that I’ll end up in jail if I keep doing this, and it won’t be fun then. “… and somebody’ll wanna take a picture of your butt.” “…You need to get a girlfriend…” . Whatever, but I’m not going to jail because I didn’t touch anyone or go up skirts. Even if I did, that’s a felony, but that’s only like, three months in jail thereabouts. And I’m not doing that. I said I didn’t know I couldn’t do that, but he said it is a problem when people are reporting it.
Anyways, we went through the whole patdown warrant check thing and I came up clean as always, so he let me go with the warning that if he caught me again he’d charge me and take my camera. That’s why in the ‘previous’ story (actually happened next chronologically, I accepted the deal I got and deleted the videos and leave, rather than risk seeing this dude again. I’d been hoping that no one I knew saw the incident today, but as I left, I saw this dude I used to work with at a previous job who works at the Wal-Mart now. He walked up to me and smiled and was like “What’s going on? What’d you do?” But I had to cut the conversation short because officer asshole had told me to scram, so I just told him he said beat it and I’d talk to you later.
Then I left. Once I get my new camera, people will go back to not complaining, because they won’t see it. I know they won’t because they very seldom saw my original camera either.
Biggie’s [Defunct?] Spanish Booty Blog
Biggie’s!
Looks like somebody else tried his hand at the blackstreetbbw thing, doing candid camera his way! Unfortunately, it looks like he either got bored or got caught, because his little blog was very new, started out with a flurry of content, as photo blogs often do, then there was only, like, one update. I think it might be too early to close the casket on it, but I don’t expect to see more, so I’ll show his pics to you, and give you his link:
If you like thick booty candid pictures, check this link out!
And of course, if you really like BIG candid booty pics and videos, check this link out!
Huge & Very Fun Big Boob Animated GIF
Good! April is over and it’s time for a new month of blackstreetbbw! Never been a better time to come to www.blackstreetbbw.com! …Except maybe in the future, ’cause blackstreetbbw keeps getting better!
I was supposed to post this yesterday (actually, I was supposed to post it on May 1st or 2nd, and not play with the date function to get it here like this!), but yesterday that commercial came on as I was getting ready to blog, so I blogged something else yesterday in place of this, my month starter post. That commercial did actually come on on May first.
I found this massive profile end-of-post avatar on a non-anime forum somewhere (Was I looking for JenniferB…?), and found this this animated GIF. It just sums up something I want to have happen to me so much, that when you throw in the fact that I like anime, and well, it’s like everything good for me’s in it! If it were live action, you could say that I’d want to be the one filming this motion to make the animated GIF!
Click here for today’s, and this months, animated GIF!!
Right click to download instead so you can watch it smoother faster
I don’t know what show this is, but it can’t be american, so knowing the japanese, and seeing the associated pic’s named ‘haruka-ava’, I’m assuming this is an anime!
Curve Control Jeans: An Almost Entertaining, Almost For-BBW-Lovers Infomercial?
You’ve all heard the phrase “Dangerous Curves Ahead”, but…… do curves need to be controlled?
I had something else in mind for today’s post, but before I could get to typing I heard the TV on and had to go look at it…
Lo and behold! There were overweight women on tv! And not in just quick shots, documentary style, or still before and after photos either! Nope! Real women, on an infomercial. Women who looked like they could almost pass for thick. What was I watching at 6am? 30 minutes of paid programming featuring the Kymaro Curve Control jeans. …Hmm… ‘Curve Control’. Sounded like it could be worth watching when I was up with nothing but blogging to do, especially if this commercial about curves actually featured some… It did. (Now please don’t let 1000 overweight women discover this blog because they were looking for those! I said ‘brand spanking new in an older post, and no more people searching for ‘spanking’ found this blog so maybe I’ll be OK.)
“Respect the curves“
I remember when I was a kid and I first heard about how much difficulty women have finding jeans on the radio. Long after that, when I really got to looking at women, and long after I got over the question “Mom, why are women’s pants so tight?” I got into looking at all the different shapes women come in and wondering how many jeans have to be on the rack to fit all those different women. Must be difficult, especially with designers trying to sell pants straight up and down, like that’s actually attractive, or realistic. According to the Kymaro commercial, there are virtually “no jeans for real women, with curves!” So here were these Kymaro people to save the day for some real shoppers.
They’d actually bring real women into thier ‘store’, measure them around their fat stomachs and thier hips, and then later, after focusing the camera and conversations on the details of thier nice, soft, womanly figures, hand them these jeans to go put on. There was no telling women to diet or lose weight to look better ever. Just put on the jeans, and she could look better, and thinner right now, withoug losing a pound. They did do comparison waist and hip measurements in the Curve Control jeans though to show how many inches around the women lost when the beautiful shaping power of the jeans was applied, though. This was not a commercial about fat women getting thin! It was a commercial about celebrating curvy thickness!
They said “Ladies, tuck in those shirts, and get ready to show off that tiny waist!”. That sales staement was, like, priceless, and I think it will be burned into my brain for a while.
They showed an assortment of problems, and brought in several ‘shoppers’ to show them fixing them. Problems: Muffin top, big bulging stomach like on those ‘lose stomach fat’ ads, butt cleavage (You know, crack showing), ‘Unibutt’, and of course, the most obviously devastating problem of all “Flat as a pancake posterior” (complete with camera angle). The other problems, different kind of big women lovers can excuse, or even enjoy, but that one… well, it was music to my ears to hear a woman say that a flat ass is a terrible, problem for any woman to have, at any age, and one that must be fixed! The first woman I saw was an older ugly black one who looked like she’d look bad in anything, but after she put those jeans on, there was an actual improvement. Not nearly enough to fix her old ugly ass, but still, those jeans looked a lot better on her than the gray slacks she’d worn in. There was this ugly white woman with a so-called apple shape, and a not-so ugly one with a nice pear shape, and they explained the terms, for the sake of the cave/farm dwelling people who might not know, plus all these details of how women’s jeans fit, from feel to being long enough for heels, as they laughed a little and had the pear shaped one turn around and show off that nice butt in those nice jeans so they could do some showing as explained. You could have changed the audio to “Okay all you stick loving white boys. This is what a nice ass is supposed to look like. See how it sticks out instead of going straight down? And now we’re going to show you a black girl…” I was actually watching regular U.S. cable television, and they were showing of a woman’s shapely butt. And a white girl’s at that.
So next up was that young black girl. She had a… tall… muffin top. It wasn’t sticking way out, but her jeans were cut real low, and the top of that muffin was right under her ribs, so she definately didn’t need jeans that low! That put her on there feeling that muffin top on tv as she put her thumbs in the jeans and around. This other woamn, the one with the thighs I wanted to see who probably looked the most like the typical blackstreetbbw woman, was wearing a body shaper she said, and got them to mention the concept of double muffin top! This woman didn’t have that problem, but she was about the biggest woman they showed on there though.
The repeating ‘in-between’ scenes featured overweight women buttoning their jeans, struggling to find jeans, and displaying a nice, big booty, bulging pantyline behind. I just got a girl recently after behind single for a long time and focused on other things, so it’d really been a while since I’d seen a nice look at a woamn fastening a button arounnd a soft fat belly.
And of course, the infomercial wouldn’t’ve been complete without the typical ‘Seen on TV’ sales gimmick structure. #9.95 for a pair, but buy two and get the second at $10 off. “That’s over 25%!” Yeah, it’s over 25%, by about 1.25 cents so that’s 25.03% off if my math’s right. “Just pay seperate processing.” They didn’t show the shipping and handling was- the handling parts important in keeping them from getting sued. Working as an inbound telemarketer before and taking orders for all kinds of stuff off tv- (you may think you’ were calling a nurse or law office, but really, no matter what number you were dialing you were calling us. I once had a man call to order something, the call wasn’t all that pleasant [but it could’ve been much worse], then he called for a totally different product and got me again out of hundreds of reps, back to back.) and knowing how they worked, I bet S&H was $8 a pair, so that’s $16 bucks to ship 2 pairs of jeans that take 4-6 weeks to arrive.
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